80-100 lb dog that thinks its a lap dog...And it doesn't just hop up, it runs and jumps...Kinda like this except on a bigger scale(I'm the shocked one) link
Posted over a year ago
Hey, everybody! How would you like to sign the Petition for World Peace? It's a petition I started today! If we can get half of the world's signatures... So yeah, about 3.5 billion... We can get World Peace! :D
Posted over a year ago
O-M-G! WE WERE PASSING BY MATTRESS FIRM AND THEY WERE "ADVERTISING" AND THEY HAD SOME POOR KID DRESSED UP LIKE A MATTRESS!!!!!!! I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!! SORRY!!!!
Posted over a year ago
DONT BE SO GOT DAMN JELLY OF ME I CAN'T HELP IT YOU DUMB HOES! I JUST WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. BUT I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND IM HOTTER THAN YOUUUUU. BTW MY PUSSY IS FAT!
Posted over a year ago
Those pictures are NOT you dumbass, you have no proof of that either. Your getting those photos off Google images and everybody knows it, and what you just said on this post is not true because users know your lying.over a year ago
Yes! And I actually mean it. Really, it really WAS my snack time when I said it. That's why I did! Awesome, now I'm gonna say that line every time I'm about to eat some snacks or have some tea! :Dover a year ago
I can't take that seriously ever. I'm not saying you can't u s e th e m. Or that I hat ethem but if you use them eVERY GODDAMN SENTENCE, question the validilty a bit.over a year ago
My 'lol' was for the post above mine. It was so ridiculously hilarious...and a bit stupid. .3 I've moved past the little spat earlier. I respect others onions*. and yes, people who use five thousand d's in their XD's frequently do piss me off greatly. :u But you should judge a sentence by it's content, not by whatever people use to 'dress' them up.over a year ago
Oh geez, then sorry. I move a bit too fast sometimes. Oops my brain where is it. Perhaps you shoulda done this "^ LOL" so I knew who you were adressing... That post was ridiculous, I'll admit. Ha. I hate the extra D thing. Not sure if they're laughing or warning me about the fact they have 1,000 mouths and need help. I suppose that's the case, but it IS hard to do.over a year ago
Hey,have any of you guys ever heard in kindergarten that the vowels are:a,e,i,o,u and sometimes y?but...when is y EVER a vowel?what's up with that??????*looks around suspiciously*...
Posted over a year ago
GOSH DARN IT i had 2 cats for 3 years and now im allergic to them......
either that this cough i been having for more than 21 days is a horrible sign of something bad O_O
Posted over a year ago
"He's just a poor boy from a poor family, SPARE HIM THIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!" Such, an over-played song... It's good, but it's overrated, IMO.over a year ago
No one here seems to be able to figure out when I'm joking or being serious
And it causes so many problems
Like I'll joke around, saying "your humor sucks jfc" and they'll throw a ragefit
And I'm here like "I was jOKING..."
Why
What is it is it the way I type
sobs
Posted over a year ago
Adele is my life ♥ I listen to er everyday, whenever I'm going through stuff, I lay down and listen to her own entire album (: She is a life changer. I love you adele [;
Posted over a year ago
I Haaayte When Peopleez Type Lyke . Dizz ' . Its Annoyyinqqqq.
Lol, get some grammar. Fast. I see people all over Twitter and Facebook typing like that. Wow I just want to punch the computer screen. .___. Anyone agree? Because I KNOW I'm not alone.
Posted over a year ago
Ok! I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news first...we are not getting 2 horses...we are only able to get one. But 1 is better than none! Good news! The one we ARE getting is Secretariat's granddaughter and she is A BEAUTY! She is WONDERFUL! I have NOTHING but GOOD things to say about her!! I am a little stressed out though...she is the "hot stuff" at our barn so EVERYBODY wants her and we have 1st-dibs on her but we have to spring into action!!! SAY A PRAYER FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted over a year ago
God, Gwen. All I did was ask if you wanted cat-food and you manged to make me put an ice-pack on my nose while it feels it's falling off and a ribbon of blood all over my left hand. What a scary cat you can become in a bad mood.
Posted over a year ago
Stop saying things are "Gay" is offensive. Gosh, I'm not gay or anything but a lot of my friends are. I hate it when people say " Oh that was so gay" Like really? Stfu -.-
Posted over a year ago
i had the best Homeroom ever because my teacher said pop quiz. for some odd reason... i thought she said "corn flakes" so i jumped up and yelled CORN FLAKES :3. but she told me that she said pop quiz so i sat back down...
Posted over a year ago
first i was likewho is that then,he was like (smile) then i was like got up and he was (Smile bigger) then i was like hey he was like hey and the rest was like fun
Posted over a year ago
As if my day wasn't already in the shitter.....
My cat has been so cute and cuddly today. He started to massage my back while I napped. He’s a smart cat, but this was heart warming. My little buddy knew I was sicky and he was taking care of me. How cute! Right!?
My friend walked in and informed me that the cat was not massaging me. He was trying to have sex with me.
That massage went on for about 30 minutes before the friend caught it.
I was sexually assaulted in my sleep, by my cat.
Posted over a year ago
AWESOMEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my friend is reading 'Fuzzy Rabbit" over the phone to me, im eating cookie dough ice-cream,, and my black annoying cat is being non-annoying! nothin better!
Posted over a year ago
It's not some user's faults if they haven't been on in a while and they just discover it while the rest of us have known. But yes, it is somewhat getting annoying.over a year ago
So, I had a chorus concert. My crush was there. It's his fault I messed up all my songs. I do follow him everywhere he goes, so my case wasn't helped when I - completely by coincidece - ended up following him around the school. (We couldn't find my friend) So, my other friend(because she's EVIL) decides to take off running past him and I followed because I didn't want to be left alone.She heard his girlfriend say "You DO have a stalker!" and him go "I know, right?!" As I passed. FML
Posted over a year ago
We can swim in silence
You can pull me under
I will not come up for anyone
I can slowly sink and
Watch you as you leave
But I will drown until you care
Posted over a year ago
Hey made a new page for awesome Horror author James Herbert. Author of such books as The rats trilogy and the survivor and the fog. Please join if you have had the privellage to read such great books! and if you haven't read them i recommend them to anyone who loves Horror!
Posted over a year ago
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don't forget me, I beg
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead,
Posted over a year ago
everyone has a second life just like you but it has it's own heart and soul if your a girl then your a boy on the other side everything you do is what your other soul will do just like you did. but it has it's own thoughts and it has it's own path
Posted over a year ago