A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime.
Posted over a year ago
An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house.
Posted over a year ago
HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to random person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more or less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes random person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!!
Posted over a year ago
Oh, hun! It's gona be okay. I have those moments myself. What helps me is if i just sit in my room and really think about what's been ticking me off lately and then I figure out why I'm so sad. It works every time for me. if you wana talk about it, just send me a messageover a year ago
I googled these lyrics thinking a song would come up that I've never heard before that would be really slow and deep and then I search it and remember it's from fucking YMCA. Oh my god. XDover a year ago
And I was thinking you said you won't be celebrating halloween because you'll celebrate your sister's birthday ._. I should be a good reader .-.over a year ago
*Wonders why you got a like* Hey,he/she was just a lonely person who wanted someone to add him. I found it adorable. ^^ So,don't question me please.over a year ago
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@Laxus Dreyar : You asked "why spiders can't be beautiful BUTTERFILES" and so I answered you are expecting something wrong or you forgot your question you didn't asked why spiders can't be beautiful? :Pover a year ago
well, lets just say people kept caling a gypsy, a hippie, (which i have nothing against, it just annoyed me,) and i think my teacher's a lesbian. xDover a year ago
The guy telling his story thought it was just homosexual people who can get these diseases. It's a shame because it's exactly like you said.over a year ago
I'm getting really annoyed at fanpop because whenever an ad randomly pops up at the top of the screen, whatever I click on ends up being something totally different.
Posted over a year ago
*trying to sell candy to go on a field trip*
Me: Hey dad! I have candy I need to sell. There's chocolate and-
Dad: Chocolate? Did you just say...chocolate?
Me: Yeah, would you like to buy some? There's this awesome museum-
Dad: Chocolate!
Me: Dad, wait, no!
Dad: CHOCOLATE!
*starts chasing me around the house* CHOCOLATE!
CHOCOLAAAATE!
Posted over a year ago
I got ANOTHER question.... anyway, I went to Wal-Mart today and found this trilogy series. The first book is called Divergent. Could somebody tell me if it's a good book? I'm not so sure and I don't want to waste my time on something not good.
Posted over a year ago
...you read... that's awesome... i don't... the only book (series) i would recommend is The Dead by Charlie Higson... it's SUCH a great book...over a year ago
oh, and if you like greek mythology and fiction, then i totally recomend percy jackson and the olympians series. its amazing. the first book is the Lightning Thief. xDover a year ago
^look up The Dead... those are the kinds of books i like... i especially like them when they have good, well rounded, endings... with room for sequels XDover a year ago
I have to go take a bath and get ready for bed, if my tablet is not dead I'll get on it. If not, I'll see you guys in the morning, lets see if the fire on the Fanpop club dies down by then.
Posted over a year ago
I had a strange craving for pasta so I got up in the middle of the night and made some. My parents looked at me like I was a psychopath.
Posted over a year ago
So there is this user who messages me telling me not to talk to them ever again. After I ask why and also to stop yelling they starts calling me names and telling me to go F myself. What in the world did I do? All I tried to do was help her/him make a new club. ;-;
Posted over a year ago
Please don't listen to her honey. I'd be really upset if something happened to you. You're one of the nicest users on this spot. That brat is just trolling and she's doing it in the worst way. She's beneath you and what she says is unimportant.over a year ago
Have you ever had one of those "I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything's gone to pot!" moments.
Posted over a year ago
this is a link given to each member of this site, whos link is clickened ( :D) more wins it! Will you PLZ click on it? i have only 12 days left and i have 0 clicks :D and share it and get as much clicks as you can! Plz! Come on! lets do it! This is THE LINK ~> link
Posted over a year ago
I finally just had to block my wall from people i'm not a fan of to keep that Razor dude from stalking me. I swear, he took up TEN pages on my wall of just 'Kindly report me'. Like WTF? Does this guy have no life at all or something. First it was sexual harassing me, then after I told him to flick off, he just went to trolling. And once I just ignored all his messages, he must have gotten mad, because he went to my wall. And they got worse with every account he made. Hopefully, he is gone now.
Posted over a year ago
iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a part of the Eye. Apple is Illuminati. They're watching you.
Posted over a year ago
OMG!!! My parents said next year we're going to Jamaica for a vacation!!! I'm already excited WOOHOO!!! Lol sorry I just found out I just HAD to get it out. xD
Posted over a year ago
So I'll be doing some study abroad programs this year but i can't decide >_< Trying to decide between South Africa, England/Scotland, and Quebec! ugh so excited! ^_^
Posted over a year ago
I hate when girls lie about their make up 'yeah i don't wear that much make-up' Bitch you look like the joker for the love of dogs everywhere stop lying about your make up...
Posted over a year ago
*chucks blankets at the wall* I have heat now! I don't need you. -silence- *walks over to wall* *picks up blankets* nevermind. I still love you.over a year ago
Mercey: Alone? Fairy Tail is the most overrated fandom on this site, don't want to be alone with talking about it, then actually go to clubs.over a year ago