Wind: Fine. Jesus (Lifts her onto his back) Goddamn, your heavy, Onyx

Onyx: *snifffle* did you just call me *sniffle* heavy *sniffle sniffle* that means I'm fat. *sniffle* are you saying I'm fat!? *anime cries*

Wind: What, no, of course not. You have an amazing weight, Onyx. you don't look fat at all. You are not heavy at all. I'm just a weak piece of crap that can't lift a butterfly

Onyx: you're just saying that to get me to stop crying!!!!!!!! *keeps crying*

Wind: No, literally, watch (Tries to lift a pebble, then gets it over his head) Okay, so, maybe I- (Pebble crushes his hand) AHHHHHHH! GET OFF ME!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY HAND!!

Onyx*sniffle* heh *sniffle*

Wind: ONYX, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING! HELP!

*Onyx gets up starts to walk off*

Wind: ONYX, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! I'LL........ oh god..... I'll give you whatever you want

Onyx: *turns around with an evil look* whatever?

-meanwhile-
Aina and Luke: *eating pepperoni pizza*
Aina: *reads another one of her books while eating*
Luke: *surfs some channels on TV*...ugh...! There's nothing good to watch! Aina! Lets do something! Im boooooored...
Aina: just read a book,like me *takes another bite of pizza*
Luke: but only boring people get interested in boring stuff like books! And im not like you!
Aina: *hits his shoulder with the book she's reading* shut up, books aren't boring.
Luke: ...whatever! But can we at least,i dont know, play video games or something?
Aina: can't you just do that yourself?
Luke: *puppy eyes* but i just wanna play with my very best cuz in the whole world...
Aina:...not gonna work.
Luke: pweeeeaaaaase...~!!
Aina: no.
Luke: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssseee~!! With extra sprinkles on top!
Aina: eh...*sweat drop*...Fine.
Luke: woohoo!
Aina: ...but God, you that so well that it scares me...seriously.
Luke: well, what can i say,im a good actor. *smirks*

Wind: (Oh, god, I'm screwed) Yes

Onyx: fine *flicks pebble of his hand*

Wind: Oh, thank god. Thank you, Onyx

Onyx: now take your pants off

Wind: Wait, what

Onyx: its not what you think, take your pants off

*a few minutes later*
Aina: *holding controller*...so tell me again why we're playing a zombie game?
Luke: duh, because zombie games are awesome. *press start button* oh, and it's called Haunted Mansion.
Aina: yeah, Mr. Obvious...its on the title screen.
Luke: psst, whatever lets just start...*player walks toward a barbed fence when an eerie sound stars to play*
Aina: *involuntarily,her hand shakes*
Luke: *notices* what? You scared?
Aina: No! * a zombie suddenly runs towards them and crashes on the fence with his hands reaching towards them* Eeeeeaaaaaahhh!!! *shoots everywhere*
Luke: (well this is going to be fun...heheh...) *shoots zombies that are appearing*

(Hmm...i remember when i was kid, my cousin made me play this zombie game-forgot what its called-in one of the 'stations' of our uncle's mini arcade and well...at first i got really nervous and scared but then we got to a bunch of different levels and i actually start to like it...oh, and a bunch of other kids were watching us too...but then we had to go home, so we never did finish it...)

Wind: Can't it be somewhere less crowded at least
(Huh. Interesting Never knew that, Alinah :P)

Onyx: no.

Wind: Come on. I don't want to be violated in the middle of public

Onyx: just walk up to every house demanding your pants back, pretend you know they have them and don't leave without am pair of pants

-a few minutes of playing and they got to level 21-

Luke: hmmm...*shoots a zombie in the face when it tries to get into elevator* ...*glances at Aina* huh? Gotten used to it now?
Aina: ...more or less...oh look out! *shoots a fat zombie in the gut*
Luke: well what do you think of it now?
Aina: heh...never though i'd say this,but its actually fun.
Luke: haha,told you!
Aina: *shows toungue*
Luke: haha! Well lets say we beat this here sloth boss, eh cousin?
Aina: totally. Lets do this!
Luke: yeah! *throws grenade at boss*

Wind: ......................... You know what, put the rock on me. In fact, get a bigger rock. Make it kill me. Just go for it (Lies on the ground) I'll be waiting here for you until you do it

Onyx: *grabs stone puts it on his head puts a stone on each of his arms and legs sits down starts reading twilight to him*

Wind: (Wakes up in a cloudy place) ............ Onyx killed me, didn't she
God: Nah. She just kinda tortured you so much, that you are thinking your dead... or, wishing, at least.
Wind: Wow. She's THAT bad.
God: Yeah, kinda
Wind: Well, then... Guess I should go back... unless you want me to die
God: Eh, not yes. It isn't July 4th, 2078 yet. Sorry
Wind: Darn (Wakes up, letting out muffled screams from under the rock)

Onyx: *wakes up* hmmm, your awake already *is on operating table*

(Gods not real, only Lord Jashin)

Wind: Oh, god, where am I (Notices Onyx next to him) Tell me we didn't.....

Onyx: no. Ya pansy,*Pulls up his shirt marks his abdomen with marker* I'll make the first insion here....

-final boss-

Aina and Luke: *shoots for their lives*
Luke: look out! He's going to claw you! *shoots other target*
Aina: ugh,not again! *shoots hand*
Luke: wait...look! It's health is almost down! Lets shoot with all we've got! *switches to shotgun then shoots weak spot*
Aina: got it! *throws grenade then shoots with rifle*
Boss: graaaahhhh!!!! *bleeds then dies with smoke coming off*
Aina and Luke: *watches as the players go into a cut where they talk about a formula of some sort being made...then the zombie grabs the players hand and it goes into creadits scene*
Aina: ...wow. Well that was fun...you're not so bad after all.
Luke: i could say the same for you...like,dude! You just kicked that 19th boss' undead butt when it took me long to beat him before!
Aina: that's cause you're not shooting at the right places...but thanks.
Luke: ehh...well, we have Haunted Mansion 2,if you wanna play again.
Aina: hmm...maaaaybe...but not anytime soon,im afraid...we still have school tomorrow.
Luke: well okay...im gonna go brush my teeth now, be a dear and shut down the console for me?
Aina: what? But you're the one who started that thing!
Luke: Oh c'mon cuz! You just said you had fun with it,so it's only fair.
Aina: *rolls eyes* i take back what i said about you...*starts to clean up*
*a few minutes later,both of them went to bed in their respective rooms*

Wind: Wait, what the hell are you talking about incision.

*takes out scaple*

(I guess it depends on people's religion...well,i for one believe in God :P)

(Pft atheist)

(Same here)
Wind: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, ONYX!

*cuts a little on one of the line wind starts to bleed a little*

Wind: Oh, god, what the hell. Why does being crushed with a rock feel less painful

(What does same here mean wtf)

(Too much for tiny brain!!)

(I agree with her)

*holds up scaple licks blood off of it*

Wind: My, god, what the hell is the point of this..... and how am I still alive, or even conscious

*bites neck leaves mark (not a hickey!)*

Wind: Now what was the point of that

*you start bleeding * (I have sharp tooths)

Wind: Oh, god. This is so painful.. AND WILL YOU ANSWeR MY QUESTIONS ALREADY

Onyx: death *Cuts jashinest symbol into belly*

Wind: Ah! Why

*Licks up blood starts praying to Lord Jashin*