Oh so it means I like Marlene as a friend?
(This answer sucks)

WWYD Alice

Scooter Alverez? No thanks! I'd rather have that hunky thief, Cecil! <3

(Excuse me while I go BARF.)

Julien if Maurice threw a mango at him for no reason.

Yay, Maurice ruined my disgusting crown.

A space squid

AWW! FLUFFY KITTIES! *explodes*

Phil

I HATE MY LIFE! *Turns into a rebellious emo monkey and runs away*

(WTF)

Dale

Let's race! >:D

Marlene when the cotton candy man comes again.

"Let's kill him and make it look like an accident."

Bada

Hey, yo, Bing, I think we should become ballerinas. We would really pull off those tutus.

Skipper and Julien having an argument.

Skipper: No! For the last time, you're way more handsome than me, Ring-tail!
Julien: Nu-uh! You are!
Skipper: No, you!
Julien: Nope! You!

Marlene hearing this conversation.

Both of you, SHUDDUP! You two are both hideous creatures! *Pulls out chainsaw* DIE!!!!!!!!

(What is with me and chainsaws?????)

Private seeing Marlene pull out a chainsaw

MARLENE!!!! Stop this right now! You're doing it wrong! *takes chainsaw from Marlene* You do it like this! *chases Julien and Skipper around with chainsaw*

Alice if she walked in on this.

Penguins With Chainsaws. Nothing wrong here! LALALALALALA

(DAFUQ?)

A space squid if he floated in on this.

*eats popcorn* Best show eva. Sure beats trying to take over this planet.

Private if the chainsaw broke.

*Shrugs* Oh well. *Puts on sunglasses* NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU! NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY! NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE! NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!

(Rick-rolled! >:))

Rico if he saw Private singing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. A.K.A. got rick-rolled by Private!

SKIPPER! PRIVATE'S BEIN' MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! DX

(I dunno.)

Skipper if Julien insisted that they were "BFF's"

Of course we're BFFs! Now... CHAINSAW TO THE FACE! *Pulls out chainsaw*

(My humor = Chainsaw)

Alice if she saw this?

Whatever. :P *walks away*

Bada if Bing ate his banana.

Meh. *Walks away*

Doris

Hello, pen-gu-ins. >:)

(Guess she's Blowhole's sister after all. XD)

Blowhole.

Kowalski can just take all my inventions! I want to just keep my hidden skin moisturizer!

Private and Kowalski trying to perform a musical number... (Oh boy...XD)

(Note: I'm just doing the first things that come to mind so, it's GOING to be weird. Inevitably. XD)

P: ♪A whole new world—♪ (Don't ask why a love song came up for Private in my head. I have no idea. XD)
K: *slaps Private* Private! I told you we were doing I Wanna Be Like You! ♪Oo-be-doo! I wanna be like you, yeah!♪
P: *tackles Kowalski* Shut up, Pointy-Head! I'm the star, here! >:(
K: *pushes Private off and gets to feet* NO! This is my spotlight! ♪I wanna walk like you! Talk like you, too—!♪
P: *pushes Kowalski out of the way* ♪A dazzling place I never knew—!♪
K: *tackles Private*
K/P: *start fighting*
S: *eats popcorn and cuddles with a Lunacorn*

(Warning: Don't read my mind. It gets pretty scary in there. XD)

King Julien while waiting for Maurice to make him a smoothie.

Take your time Maurice, I don't want to hurry you, after all you do everything for me and you need your time and space! Do you want me to massage you while you're making me a smoothie? Oh, and don't put mangoes in it, I hate them!

Zoey in Gladys' apartment with Julien

Hey, Juli, baby. I decided that I really do love you, too. Can you please make me your queen? *bats eyes*

(Um...Ew. XD)

Gladys if she saw Zoe flirting with Julien like that XD

Gladys:O__O....oh we'll...

(Sorry first one I've doneXD)


What skipper would say if Marlene kissed Rico...

YES! MAH OTP HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!

Dale the snail if he was in France

La France est tellement incroyable! J'adore tous ces gens ici qui font un pas presque sur moi et ce gamin qui m'a poussé avec un bâton!

(Translation: France is so amazing! I love all these people here who are stepping almost on me and this kid who pushed me with a stick!)

Skipper if Private asked about Denmark again

Good idea Private! We should move to Denmark! Then, we can hug all my enemies and frolick through flower fields! We can also burn those secret file thingys... (giggles) O_O


The Penguins switch bodies :D