Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Things They'd NEVER Say!

xDark_Angelx posted on Apr 30, 2011 at 02:46AM
I got this idea from the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot, and since I was bored, I decided to bring this idea to the PoM spot.

The game is simple. I write a character's name, and you have to put down something that's totally OOC, and not something you'd ever hear them say. And then the said person has wto put down a character for the next person, etc. Here's an example
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Me: Kowalski
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Someone else puts: Let's play Simon Says; I like that better than Trivia.

Private
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Another person puts something for Private, and the game just goes on. Quick note: Make sure not to just keep going on by yourself; as in, let others get a chance to try.

~And you go on from there. So I'll start with-Private
last edited on Apr 30, 2011 at 03:37PM

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over a year ago LeonardFan said…
smile
That was fun :D *steps on the traps again* Weeeeeee! XD
*Skipper has heart attack because of what he did*

Kowalski, when a mummy suddenly grabs him
over a year ago Catherina_PoM said…
laugh
(^ XDDDDDD No Skipper!! :O Liiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!! Don't quit on me! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!! D: (XD))

Hi mommy! :D (XD That's a mummy not your mommy XDDDD)

Private, if Abe slapped him (XD :P)
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
(^Lol XD)

You nosy little *building collapses* always slapping me for no *marching band music* reason >:(

Abe: O___O I'm speechless

Skipper, when he finds out Abe kidnapped Private and magically took him back to his own time just to wash Private's potty mouth
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over a year ago Catherina_PoM said…
laugh
(^ For the first time, I agree with you Abe O___O (XD))

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! My french fries are turning cold *looks at Rico* This is your fault! >:(
Rico: :'( *cries like a 3 year old* (I told you the influenza was contagious D: (XD))

Everyone if some guardians of the pyramid came to them with spears and stuff
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
Everyone for themselves, if you want to talk to our leader, his name is Julien J-U-L-I-E-N
*guardians throws spears*
Skipper: Ooops I forgot, that only applies to Aliens O___O

Officer X when receives a permanent job as Businessman X
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
No thanks, I got a new job as Ballerina X! *Prances away wearing a pretty pink tutu*
(Me: O_O *Shudders*)

Marlene if Dogpound was suddenly and inexplicably doing the waltz with her (I trust you know who Dogpound is, CP?)
over a year ago cutiekitty said…
laugh
(^ Umm no I don't know who Dogpound is.. Is it a villain from TMNT? 'Cuz TMNT airs later than the US, the episodes that aired in the US hasn't aired here yet so I doubt I know the villains other than Shredder,Kraang,Chris and Xever :\ Also yep, this is me, CP. I tried to log on my old account for a while and wanted to log off but sadly, the stupid sign out button's not working so I'm stuck for until the next day in my country :P)

Hello :D Do you wanna go to the prom with me? (O_o)

Skipper if Officer X slapped him? (:P)
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
(^I KNOW TMNT airs later than in USA, I live in Asia too remember! Dogpound is the mutated form of Chris. Chris and Xever get mutated in 'The Gauntlet', which is also the episode where the Turtles and Shredder fight for the first time. I found this website where you can watch TMNT eps, I think it's called Dubbed Scene or something like that, I think you should try finding it.)

Yayz! DO IT AGAIN!

Kowalski if Xever started talking to him about some random science-y stuff? (I just can't picture that happening...)
over a year ago Catherina_PoM said…
laugh
(^ me either O_o XD)

It hurts my ears!! DX *faints*

Skipper if a bus from nowhere hit him (I thought Skipper had a heart attack :P XDDDD)
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
YAY! AGAIN! :DDDDD
Me: O_O Uh... What?

Rico if Leo appeared out of seemingly nowhere and started randomly talking about Space Heroes? (And also, does anyone else think Leo's fanboying over Captain Ryan is adorable?)
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over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
*hiccup* :3 (what? XD)

Alice if she saw all of this.
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
OHMIGAWDITSTHEPENGUINS *Tackles penguins*

Skipper if they just inexplicably ended up in another universe?
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
WEEEE! That was fun! Now let's make cupcakes for the puffin! :D

Hans if he suddenly popped up where the penguins were?
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Hello my bestest buddies in the entire world! Let's go make cupcakes!

Private if all their enemies(and by all I mean including the minor ones) teamed up and kidnapped him to use as bait for Skipper?
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
big smile
Skipper will come and save me! And he'll succeed! I know it! >:(

(Ooh! Fanfiction idea! :D)

Santa if Julien somehow showed up at the north pole and bossed the elves around. XD
peacebaby7 commented…
UGH! I really need to stop doing so many forums, I always end up doing the wrong thing. XD over a year ago
over a year ago Leonardthekoala said…
laugh
Good job Julien, I can now put you on my Good list and place everyone else in the naughty list. Oh and you can have all the toys you can have, including PB's Skipper plush she wished for :D

Rico, if he'd somehow switched minds. With Marlene :)
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Leonardthekoala commented…
Sorry, I couldn't resist not to include the stuffed plush :P over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
XD It's okay. XD over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Ooh, now I can be pretty and play dress up with Becky and Stacy! :D

Skipper if he found out that a kitten ate the fish out of his coffee. XD
Fireshadow commented…
"Awww, what a sweet kitty cat"! "He can be our pet and I will call him Fluffles"! Doris over a year ago
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
AWWW DA KITTY'S SO CUTE! AND I DON'T EVEN MIND IT EATING MY FISH CAUSE I DON'T LIKE FISH ANYWAYS! AND I'M YELLING FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON! M'kay Imma stop now.

Kowalski if there was a massive zombie apocalypse?
peacebaby7 commented…
XDXD over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
*goes to zombie* Hey baby, how you doin'? ;)

(Me: O.e XD)

Mort if Julien FINALLY permitted him to touch his feet.
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
I DO NOT LIKE DA STINKY FEET! AND I'M YELLING FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON TOO! ASPARAGUS!

Skipper if caught Private reading Kico fanfics. (Those pairings are just wrong man.)
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Skipper: O.o Private...Wanna tell me why the fish you're reading that?
Kowalski: *enters* Reading what?
Skipper: NOTHING!!! *tackles Private to cover fanfics*

Julien if his crown fell in the sewer again.
KowalskiRocks commented…
'*tackles Private to cover fanfics*' XDDDDDDD That line just cracks me up for some reason... over a year ago
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Who cares? Let's go PAR-TAY! *Taylor Swift's 'We Are Never Ever Ever Ever Getting Back Together' starts playing (Was that the right amount of 'ever's'? I can't tell :P)* Ooh, I love this song! THIS TIME, I'M TELLIN' YA I'M TELLIN' YA! *Starts singing along while dancing*

(I was halfway through typing Julien's reaction when I remembered this was things they'd NEVER say. Herp-de-derp.)

Mason if Phil started singing 'Shut Up' by Simple Plan for no reason.
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peacebaby7 commented…
Don't worry, I just realized my last reply was wrong too. I was still thinking about WWSS when I typed it. XD My bad. :P over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
PHIL! I liked you better when you were mute! >:(

Mort if he spontaneously grew ten feet tall. (random XD)
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
*Weird really deep and evil-sounding effects* ME LIKEY BETTER WHEN MIDGET! ME SHOUTING NO REASON! SPINACH!

Kowalski if he found out what fanfics Private was reading a few posts earlier? (This is gonna be funny :))
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Oh, Private, you're so wise. Rico and I are meant for each other! Thank you for opening my eyes! In fact, I love you, too! And I love Skipper, and hell, I love King Julien, too! Boy, this is going to be one big wedding!

(Eh, what did I just type? O.e XD)

Max if he finally caught a bird.
27Kowalski commented…
XD Pftahah! over a year ago
KowalskiRocks commented…
XDDDDDD over a year ago
over a year ago 27Kowalski said…
laugh
Aw, you're so cute! I think I'll call you... Peaches. Yeah. Come on, Peaches, let's go home. :D (XD)

Skipper if he found out that Private doesn't like Lunacorns at all.
peacebaby7 commented…
LOL XD Out of curiosity, did you get that from Ice Age 3? :D over a year ago
27Kowalski commented…
Heheh yeah. XD I love that movie. :3 over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
Me, too. Peaches is so adorable. :3 :D over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
S: What? Since when did this start? >:(
P: Well, for a while now. I just-
S: Because I liked you BETTER as a unicorn-loving hippie! Now, get over here and play Lunacorns with me! That's an order! And grab that can of sparkly stuff on your way. What's a Lunacorn without sparkly stuff? :D

King Julien if Skipper said that he'd be okay with them being BFF's.
27Kowalski commented…
XD Ok, now I'm sure I'm on the "Things they'd NEVER say" Forum. XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
XD over a year ago
over a year ago 27Kowalski said…
laugh
I don't care. I want Mort to be my BFF. He's so adorable! And I just love it when he touches my feet! :D (O.e XD)

Kowalski if he saw Doris kissing Julien. (Oh geez. XD)
peacebaby7 commented…
XD Ooh, I got this one...XD over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Ooooooh!!! ♪Doris and Julien swimmin' in the sea! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!♪

(Your challenge is...) A couple of crazed Skipper fanguins if Skipper kissed them. (I know it's not technically a character, but I was just wondering how you'd respond to it. XD)
27Kowalski commented…
Ahah! That was tough. XD over a year ago
over a year ago 27Kowalski said…
laugh
Fan#1: Eww! Your kisses are awful! Ugh! >XP Why did you do that?! *starts crying* You ruined my first kiss! :'(
Fan#2: Yeah! What the hell is wrong with you?! And don't you know that Kowalski's way hotter than you? Go kiss someone else, please! *cleans mouth* >:( (XD)

(That was REALLY hard to type for me. DX I'm sorry Skipper! I didn't mean anything I said!)

Private if he saw Skipper and Marlene kissing. (I dunno. XD)
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peacebaby7 commented…
XD Sorry. XD Wrong forum, btw. :3 over a year ago
27Kowalski commented…
Oh. Whoops! XD Sorry I'll fix it ASAP! XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
XD It's okay. I do it all the time. XD over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
P: >:O *pushes them apart* Stop it! Both of you!
S: Private, what are you doing? >:(
P: Marlene is mine and you can't have her! *wraps flipper around Marlene* Right, baby? ;)

(O_____O............. O_____________________________O........ O_________________________________________­__O­...­...­...­...­...­...­..)­

Julien if Maurice quit.
27Kowalski commented…
O____O XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
I don't know where that came from. *slaps myself* XD over a year ago
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
"Yes! Now I can do the making of my own smoothies, the fanning of myself, and be lifting all the really, really heavy things!"

Gladys
peacebaby7 commented…
The day Julien says that will be the day that Skipper starts loving hippies. XD over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
*walks through zoo throwing mangoes at people* (Idk, I lost my creativity)

Alice if Officer X asked her out. (O__O I lost my mind, too. XD)
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Sure thing, babe! Let's go find homes for those poor, helpless little animals!
Officer X: I like the way you think gurl.

(O____________________________________o What the hell did I just type... This is crazy even for a PoM fan >.<)

Rico if Skipper started dating a hippie?
peacebaby7 commented…
It's okay, we're all at some level of crazy, here. XD over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Awwwwwwwwwwww!!! That's so adorable I think I'll-*explodes*

Sleep-deprived Skipper
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
SLEEP? WHO NEEDS SLEEP? SLEEP IS FOR BABIES AND HIPPIES AND LEMURS! PAR-TAY ALL NIGHT LONG! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Dances to Revenge, a parody of DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love Again*

(As you can see, I am absolutely obsessed with video games and Minecraft songs :P)

Private if that actually happened.
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
*slaps the life out of Skipper* Skipper! Stop it! You're doing it wrong! You do it like this! *dances to music*

Julien witnessing this.
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
*Gags* Those silly penguins, robbing me of my sleepy-time! *Pulls out bazooka* DIE!!!!

Rico if Skipper banned him from exploding anthing for six months.
peacebaby7 commented…
XDXDXDXD I don't know why I found that so funny. XD over a year ago
KowalskiRocks commented…
^Maybe because it's Julien pulling out a bazooka and screaming die? I'm not sure either, I cracked up when I though of it. over a year ago
KowalskiRocks commented…
*thought over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Yay! I'll just play lunacorns with Private and some hippies instead! Cause that's much more fun! :D :D

Hans if Skipper beat him again.
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Fishcakes! Ah well, I guess I'll just go and bake some chocolate-chip cookies! *Skips away while humming*
Skipper: O____________o

Francis/Flippy/Dr. Blowhole/whatever if the lobsters rebelled against him?
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
You know what? I hate myself, too! *rebels against himself* (how does that work? XD)

Julien if Blowhole kingnapped him again?
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Hey fishy dude! Lets' PAR-TAY! *Dances to Firework by Katy Perry*

Marlene if some random stranger kissed her on the mouth?
peacebaby7 commented…
Love that song. :D over a year ago
over a year ago Number1SkippFan said…
...Somebody just kissed me...Oh well!
*Walks away*

Kowalski his invention exploded
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
*Watching a random soap opera* NO CECILE DON'T MARRY HIM! THAT'S NOT PAUL, THAT'S HIS EVIL TWIN! (Lol whut?)
Skipper: Kowalski, your invention just exploded!
Kowalski: Shhh Skipper, Paul's about to come back from the plane crash and save Cecile from his evil twin! *Watches with rapt attention*
Skipper: -_-lll

(The saddest thing is, I can actually imagine Kowalski saying those words...)

Private if Leonard kicked him?
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
*punches Leonard in the mouth* That's what you get, you blasted hippie! >:(

Princess SelfRespectra
over a year ago Number1SkippFan said…
Skipper: Oh she's so cute and magical! :D
Private: Are you kidding? She's the ugliest!

Bada and Bing
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Bada: Let's go green. Ay, Bing?
Bing: Sure. Let's start by growing some jelly beans. I'm starving over here.

Private if he missed a Lunacorns epi.
over a year ago Number1SkippFan said…
Ah, lets watch Shirtless Ninjas instead!

Skipper drinking fish coffee?
over a year ago KowalskiRocks said…
Blah! *Spits out coffee* What the fish is this abomination?! Somebody, get me a juice box!

Julien if his boomy-box broke?
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Yay! Now I cannot be having all night dance parties! Those sucked! Now I can do what I do best and like a bunch of things that don't make sense! :D *jumps from habitat's platform* I like falling! *groundsmack*

Skipper if he found out what Skilene is.
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