740 (Attempt number 2) Carrying the one is necessary to get into space
741) Some of Private's favorite things on earth are cookies and oxygen
742) Skipper forbids smoothies made with love
743) Kowalski struggles to comprehend emotions
744) and feelings
745) and women
746) Substances of unknown origin can be found in the monkey habitat
747) News anchormen are acutely ware of running gags that everyone else is oblivious to
748) Ketchup and amnesia mist should not be confused
749) Ketchup and amnesia mist should not be confused
750) baseballs can be, at first glance, mistaken for moon rocks

751) Private reluctantly shared his butterscotch lolly with someone once

752. Never leave your Child unattended in a Zoo, weird wacky things could happen
753. Never anger an Elephant
754. Lemurs have their own Royal system
755. Animals are incredibly amazing singers
756. It's always a good idea to have a lot of escape tunnels

I don't know if these are already taken but, here goes:

757: Never swallow a time bomb after taking anti-choking medicine
758: Listen to your guts
759: Don't start a firework show until you see the hero walk out with the villain captured and the damsel in distress rescued
760: Dolphins have beautiful singing voices
761: Don't dress like a marshmallow meow meow in front of Rico
762: Cheesy Dibbles are GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

763. Women are NOT Damsels in distress
764. Pink bows are not only fashionable but make killer weapons
765. Don't underestimate someone, they are more capable than you think

766) Elephants NEVER forget

767) Kowalski sucks AND spits! (That incident with the interdemensional toothbrush and vine taught us that one)

768. You CAN freeze sound.

769: Private once threatened to squeeze someone like a grape
770: We will still never fully learn what happened in Denmark
771: We will still never fully learn what happened to Manfredi and Johnson
772: Heck... we'll still never fully learn anything about Skipper's past except for vague and somewhat amusing fragments of information
773: Puffin Muffins are trash
774: it is possible to fight a walrus with two wings and a prayer
775: it is possible to sub categorize new roomies under weight classes : 1,500 1 pound otters, 5 300 pound otters etc
776: Sky Spirits are easily angered
777: Sky spirits are responsible for nearly everything. Misfortune? Sky Spirits. Sandwiches? Sky Spirits. Donald Trump? Sky Spirits.

i just realized that we're ten numbers off and it's my fault. 9 months ago, I posted numbers 658-659, and somehow skipped to 670, so all these should be ten numbers behind what they say they are... my bad...

768: Mort is an easel