589) Lemurs love music, he also loves batteries that makes the music & will do absolutely anything to obtain them.

590) penguins & lemurs alike can walk the high-wire & not fall & get badly hurt if not killed.

591) I help orphan baby chipmunks

592) Lemurs are strong enough to move things like this all the way back to their habitat!

593) Just when you think you can't be more disgusted, Rhonda gives you another reason to be.

594) As long as you bring safety goggles and back up safety goggles to one of Kowalski's "Math Offs" you'll be safe

595) Kowalski is charged whenever he says something boring and scientific and it'd put in a "Show off Jar". but where does he keep the quarters? he has no pockets! XD

596) Rico can swallow a bomb, and not explode UNLESS he can regurgitate it

597. When the weather's turning moist, always cut never hoist.

598) Any relation between Rhonda and Dr Blowhole was never mentioned after "Roomies". IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

599) Aliens exist on the moon!

600) Parker is a semi aquatic egg laying mammal if action

601) Dogs are oblivious to the differences between a lemur and a cat

602) apparently smartphones and a facebook parody exist in the POM world

603) Fred prevented Kowalski from becoming the next Jack Torrance in "Snowmaggedon"

604) You know Kowalski´s a sleeper if your sandwich explodes. xP

605. Never speak nerdese to Skipper.
606. The penguins like to go on vacation.
607. None of the penguins can sail a boat.
608. Whenever you are in somewhere too good to be true, there's always an evil zookeeper.
609. Never trust your eyes, listen to your gut.
610. Sound is tasteable.
611. Skipper is an awesome card thrower.
612. The other penguins do not like to play hot potato.
613. Good science and bad science both make artificial flavors.
614. Surrender is a verb. It means to yield or give up.
Sorry if there are repeated ones!

615: It is impossible to freeze sound. I can do the impossible.

hears what i learned never hug a poison dart frog
Private

617) The My Car guy has a cousin in China

Any landing that you can walk away from, is a good landing. From Merry Madagascar. Does it still count? It is said by Skipper. If so, number 618! We're almost there!

619) Time travel is possible

620) Freezing time is also possible

621.) If you cannot join them... BEAT them. 3:)

not sure if someone already post it here

622) A dolphin's brain is bigger than a penguin's body.

623) Bad guys ALWAYS have superior technology

624) Sometimes you have to look to the past to understand the future
625) You have to clash with an enemy for years before you can publicly humiliate him.

626) Macaronisalad goes fast to bad in a hot sauna
627) Norwegians invented the cheese slicer
628) Purple isn't a vegatable

629) Toledo, Ohio, and Hoboken are feared by animals
630) There are places called Toledo, Hoboken, and Butztown.
631) The day after Christmas/Kidsmas is known as Boxing Day.
632) Badgers and Otters are in the same family.
633) There is never such thing as setting your heights too high.
634) Batteries are able to have grandchildren.
635) It is easier to charge an IPod's batteries than finding another battery.
636) There is no such thing as having too much paranoia
637) Penguins don't like apples
638) Catastrophism is a word

639) Parker the platypus is a hired mercenary. and for some unfathomable reason, Doris and he ended up dating.

640) Incredible size and brute strength and magnificent aim aren't everything.

641) I'm Seaville's second most popular dolphin.
642) Doris is the first
643) I know Manfredi and Johnson
644) I perform three shows daily, 4 on weekends
645) That Mind-Jacker thingy wasn't in the first Segway

646) Even if you're a penguin, you can wander the streets of New York, drive the streets in a little pink car, or EVEN ride on the back of an ostrich and no one will even care nor notice.
647) You can barf up a bunch of playing cards in a perfect house-of-cards.
648) In America, you aren't punished for being bad, you get rewarded for just NOT being bad.

I think I'm gonna do it X3

649) Time travel is possible.
650) You can stop the fabric of time and space from ripping because of time travel by throwing in the time travel device in it.
651) Skipper makes his own rules
652) Penguins are best dancers
653) The citizens in New York don't care if animals wandered off in the city

[Wow, these are so lame XP]

654) "Punch" is not a flavor. It's an imaginary force that will literally punch you.
655) With practice, you can hang upside down and your crown won't fall off your head.
656) Babies enjoy falling to their doom.
657) A woodchuck would chuck about three logs given the standard diameter of fourteen inches and the typical hardness of an oak. You know, if they could chuck wood.

658) Bird-to-rat math is beyond Kowalski's abilities
659) The debate as to whether purple is a vegetable or not is still ongoing
670) Cool guys don't look at explosions

671) Penguins can indeed fly XD

Pigeons loathe Commissioners

673) NEVER trust a Puffin
674) Never trust a Dutchmen in a tulip factory
675) 15% of Hotdogs is made from actual dog
676) Canada is secretly raising an Army of Sasquatch ( yep, they protect our borders. We also ride around on Polar bears and have pet seals, LOL, JK. It's astonishing what people will believe. XD)

677) Max is incapable of catching a bird- flightless or otherwise
678) The Rat King, contrary to his "meathead" appearance has a college level vocabulary
679) Elephants NEVER forget
680) The Penguin's cover was blown, and everyone thought it was a hoax, so if it happens again, it's OK

681) Villains always return
682) Danes are against complete sandwhiches
683) If you get too stressed you'll pop like a balloon, literally XD
684) Always listen to your gut
685) Farms are creepy places
686) Bunnies may be small and cuddly, but can totally kick ass
687) Blowhole is the cause of global warming and any unfortunate situation
688) curses are real
689) The moon is not made of cheese
690) Penguins are military Commandos

691) Combining words is what cool people do
692) Blowhole is fully capable of pronouncing "penguins" the way everyone else does
693) Baseballs are usually confused with moon rocks
694) There's such a thing as amnesia mist
695) It's in ketchup bottles
696) Blowhole and Doris' mother is still alive
697) The whereabouts of their father is unknown
698) Private has a secret identity
699) Kowalski has a wombat brain that he has no use for
700) Alice likes hard boiled eggs

701: Never shake a soda bottle ( it builds up too much pressure)
702: Never get between a Penguin and their fish
703: Ships in bottles do not break so easily
704: Storms vanish in the blink of an eye
705: If a Zoo is spotless and clean the real animals have been replaced by Androids
706: You don't have to have Royal blood to be a King, you can fight for it
707: Hoboken is a crime ridden cesspool
708: Penguins have made it to the moon
709: Squirrels are idiots
710: It is possible to swallow items ten times your size
711: Doctors are needle sticking Demons

712) "What in the name of recurring guest characters?!" is an acceptable statement to exclaim when confronted with old arch foes
713) Cameras are traps
714) Skipper doesn't hate music- he hates noise
715) Magic is real- case closed

716. There is a channel dedicated to dumb animals
717. Not everyone loves Penguins
718. Animal control officers are psychotic and inhumane
719. Roaches are actually Broaches
720. Anyone can drive
721. Lemurs love to shake their booties
722. Einstein never got anything right XD

723) Being an ex animal control officer can prepare you for any other job
724) Nothing is hyper cute forever
725) Big Blue Marbles are a thing
726) So are Furros
727) Penguins and seals can get along
728) Private has a cup of lemonade handy that suspiciously can be substituted for pee when he is scared
729) Russian Nannas are kung fu masters
730) Little kids in the world of PoM look like little trolls

731) Many penguins are "SCIENCE HATERS"

732) Cleopatra's Needle somehow is connected to The Lost Treasure of the Golden Squirrel

733) There is a Lost Treasure of the Crystal Falcon
734) It has yet to be found
735) Purple may or may not be a vegetable
736) Space Squid exist
737) They are also fond of crashing invention symposiums
738) Dancing can be used as a weapon
739) Mojos can be stolen
740) Magic is real. Case closed.

Ignore number 740. I already wrote that