Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Vending Machine

evviefoxx posted on Apr 11, 2010 at 06:50PM
Yep. It's a vending machine. The rules are simple, you put in a coin and the poster below you tells you some random, hopefully funny thing that pops out for your hard earned cash.

Example:

Me: *puts in coin*
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Random poster below me: You get a kick in the face by Skipper. (You should learn to expect the unexpected)

Random poster below me: *coins*
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Me: You get Bob the pinata.

Etc. Etc...

EDIT: Due to the increasing number of really, really random things (which is something I should have edited a loooong time ago) All things must be POM related.
last edited on Apr 27, 2011 at 08:00AM

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over a year ago Kinkystar said…
mischievous
You get King Julien as your new neighbour.

*Inserts the royal bouncy*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get Mort! :D

*inserts penny*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get a bottle of soda (oh wait that's actually where Kowalski placed his sleeping gas)

*inserts Clemson*
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over a year ago Kinkystar said…
laugh
You get Manfredi and Johnson's ashes.

*Inserts a poem to Doris the dolphin*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
You get Kowalski turning the poem into an annoying song.

*inserts a tap dancing Marlene*
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over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get a booty shaking Julien.

*Inserts his groove*
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get nothing and push the coin return button for a refund. You are then stuck having Julien's groove yourself until you can find a baboon willing to relieve you of the burden.

*Inserts Mort's potato*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get delicious french fries

*Inserts Kowalski's shrink ray*
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
smirk
You get Ms Perky's head and an angry Rico after you.

*Inserts Skipper's sleeping hat*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
You get a bed thrown at you

*inserts the Golden Squirrel Key*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get a dream of your deepest desire! :D

*inserts Fred the Squirrel*
over a year ago quasomeness said…
You get a Private asking to buy a butterscotch lolly out of the vending machine.

*Inserts Peanut Butter Winky*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
smile
You only get the wrapper of the Peanut Butter Winkie without its contents

*inserts the Grim Reaper*
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
wink
You get two tickets to the underworld.

*Inserts the most valuable stamp of Rico's collection*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get an angry psychopath chasing after you! Good luck! :D

*inserts life insurance of Skipper*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
smirk
You get a punch from Skipper

*inserts vampenguins*
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
laugh
You get a bite from vampire Skipper.

*Inserts Dr. Blowhole's wheelchair thingy*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get a lobster minion! :D

*inserts Fred*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get Marlene going wild

*inserts the penguins in a night and shining armor*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You got trampled by loved struck fan-girls

*inserts a bucket full of fish*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get kidnapped by penguins for stealing their fish

*inserts Fred with a buff body and large muscles*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get Kowalski shouting at you for stealing his latest experiment!

*inserts Skipper's captain hat*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get locked in a submarine and drowned by Skipper XD

*inserts a disco dancing Maurice*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get a break-dancing Mort! :D

*inserts a sleeping Leonard*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get Private and myself coming out of the vending machine to protect Leonard from harm.

*inserts an animal hybrid between an otter and a penguin*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get Marlene clawing at you for taking her child! 0_o

*inserts Coffee-deprived Skipper* XD
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
laugh
*I pop out and snatch him away* You get Private! ENJOY! XD

*inserts a mango*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get Mort! :D

*insert's Jiggles*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get Kowalksi in 'mad scientist mode'.

*Inserts coin*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get a winkie!

*inserts fake coin*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get arrested for counterfeit XD

*Inserts zombie Skipper*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You got bandaged! >:D

*inserts banana*
over a year ago skipperfan5431 said…
laugh
You get Bada and Bing......O_O............RRUUUNNN!!

*inserts heart-shaped locket*
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get a curse and have to go on a 22-minute-long quest to undo it.

*Inserts Private's golf club*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get Private's Mr. Tux bow

*inserts fish loaded with cyanide*
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get 25 traumatized schoolchildren who find the penguins inexplicably convulsing in their habitat.

*Inserts Skipper's nightcap*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
You get nightmares feeling guilty for taking Skippers nightcap

*inserts Marlene's electric guitar*
over a year ago candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
You get Marlene's demo tape and a broken guitar string.

*inserts a Ms. Perky doll*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get a bicycle which you can use to escape when a certain psychopath penguin starts chasing you XD

*inserts a blue colored jiggles*
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get a delicious blueberry gelatin dessert that goes great with a whipped topping.

*Inserts something found in level 13 of the HQ*
over a year ago candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
You get a floating cotton candy cart with a cotton candy Marlene in it.

*Inserts a snow cone*
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get Private! Enjoy! :D

*inserts fortune cookie*
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get Rico taking the fortune cookie and using his flamethrower to burn it to ashes.

*inserts Private's nurse Shauna*
over a year ago candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
You get a shot for avian insanity fever (sorry!) ;)

*Inserts Julien's boomy box"
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get Julien smashing the boom box on your head XD

*inserts the magical fountain from Wishful Thinking*
over a year ago candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
You get pennies from wishing zoo animals!

*Inserts Joey's favorite ball*
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
laugh
You get a punch from Joey for stealing his favourite ball!

*Inserts King Julien's tail*
over a year ago candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
Dude, I'm getting hit a lot around here! Hehehe!

You get King Julien's bootie!

*Inserts a Wish fountain penny*
over a year ago Colonelpenguin said…
laugh
You'd get a mess to clean up and have to throw in another one.



*Inserts the penguins car*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get... your penny back in the coin slot. The vending machine accepts everything else except pennies.

*Inserts Mort who feels ever so slightly useful*
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