Penguins of Madagascar Vending Machine

evviefoxx posted on Apr 11, 2010 at 06:50PM
Yep. It's a vending machine. The rules are simple, you put in a coin and the poster below you tells you some random, hopefully funny thing that pops out for your hard earned cash.

Example:

Me: *puts in coin*
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Random poster below me: You get a kick in the face by Skipper. (You should learn to expect the unexpected)

Random poster below me: *coins*
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Me: You get Bob the pinata.

Etc. Etc...

EDIT: Due to the increasing number of really, really random things (which is something I should have edited a loooong time ago) All things must be POM related.
last edited on Apr 27, 2011 at 08:00AM

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over a year ago Penguin11 said…
laugh
You get a serial killer (your choice from Freddy, Jason, or Hannibal!)


-inserts dead body-
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
YAY! *has him kill 50 people* You get a garfield gun

*inserts 2 pennies*
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get a moldy peice of burrito

-inserts fifteen golden knuts-
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
You get ugly cheese.

*steals golden knuts*
*inserts moldy burrito*
over a year ago Metallica1147 said…
You get a Metallica skull (With a Mohawk) rocking out to Metallica songs, hellz yeah :)
You get a Metallica skull (With a Mohawk) rocking out to Metallica songs, hellz yeah :)
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
laugh
You didn't insert anything so you get nothing!!


-inserts Banana Joe-
over a year ago Metallica1147 said…
what Dang it!
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
tongue
you get nothing still!!


-inserts Rico-
over a year ago EmoCupCake said…
YAY! I get awesome stuff! You get a tiny potato

*takes our Rico and inserts Claudia*
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get the telly!


Oh, and it didn't feel good being jammed through that coinhole!

-inserts tiny potato-
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get a huge, zombie potato.

*inserts coin*
You get a huge, zombie potato.

*inserts coin*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get...this guy!

*inserts coin*
last edited over a year ago
You get...this guy!

*inserts coin*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get a one way ticket to Hell, Michigan. Hope you like the weather.

*inserts Julien's crown*
You get a one way ticket to Hell, Michigan. Hope you like the weather.

*inserts Julien's crown*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get an ugly-ass bobblehead of Bill Clinton.

*Inserts Skipper*
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You get an ugly-ass bobblehead of Bill Clinton.

*Inserts Skipper*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get three vain Kowalski's.
*keeps one for myself*

*inserts lamma*
You get three vain Kowalski's. 
*keeps one for myself*

*inserts lamma*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
YAY!
You get the world's ugliest dog!

*Inserts one vain Kowalski*

YAY! 
You get the world's ugliest dog!

*Inserts one vain Kowalski*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get therapy for your last picture.

*inserts a toy quarter*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get a toy world's ugliest dog.

*Inserts hamburger*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
*Donates toy to the seemingly needy* You get a visit to the doctor. Better watch your diet.

*inserts Mr. T*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get Ed Wood. He makes a B movie just for you.

*inserts a live chicken*
You get Ed Wood. He makes a B movie just for you.

*inserts a live chicken*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get chickens that plot to bring the world of humans to their knees in servitude.

*inserts Ed Wood*
You get chickens that plot to bring the world of humans to their knees in servitude.

*inserts Ed W
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get a bunch killer tomatoes that eat people.

*Inserts evil chickens*
You get a bunch killer tomatoes that eat people.

*Inserts evil chickens*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You run out of minutes on your cell phone.
*eats tomatoes right back* Yum.

*inserts Bill Nye the Science Guy*
You run out of minutes on your cell phone.
*eats tomatoes right back* Yum.

*inserts Bill Nye the
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get a vial of random chemicals that explodes when touched.

*Inserts the penguins practice katanas*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
*epic Kill Bill fighting scene* *gets a medic when I loose* You get to ride the subway with Mort. Enjoy the ride.

*inserts coin*



*epic Kill Bill fighting scene* *gets a medic when I loose* You get to ride the subway with Mort. Enj
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get Kowalski's cellphone background.

*Inserts coin*
You get Kowalski's cellphone background.

*Inserts coin*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get robots that plan to overthrow the government.
*calls Kowalski, that sucker always fowards me to his voicemail.. the punk*

*inserts cell when Kowalski doesn't answer*
You get robots that plan to overthrow the government.
*calls Kowalski, that sucker always fowards me
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get Skipper's cell phone background!

*Quickly inserts robots before they destroy the world*
You get Skipper's cell phone background!

*Quickly inserts robots before they destroy the world*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get a hula hoop. Have fun!

*inserts Mort*
You get a hula hoop. Have fun!

*inserts Mort*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get a giant foot, complete with warts.

*Inserts trash can*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
*Matrix doge* You get the NJ dump.

*inserts Edgar Allen Poe*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get a still-beating, torn out heart.

*Inserts Paris Hilton*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get a catshark. (Paris Hilton makes good bait)

*inserts one of Dr.Blowhole's lobsters*
You get a catshark. (Paris Hilton makes good bait)

*inserts one of Dr.Blowhole's lobsters*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get...whatever this is!

*Inserts electric blanket*
You get...whatever this is!

*Inserts electric blanket*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You waste three minutes of your life. Shame you'll never get it back.

*inserts sweaty lobster man*
You waste three minutes of your life. Shame you'll never get it back.

*inserts sweaty lobster man*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
smile
Unfortunantly, he is too fat to fit into the machine.

*Inserts Spongebob*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You win the KCA. (It still stings...) *sniffle*

*inserts Burp Award*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get Rico.

*Inserts Barack Obama*
You get Rico.

*Inserts Barack Obama*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get Darth Hillary. May the force be with you.

*inserts Yoda*

You get Darth Hillary. May the force be with you.

*inserts Yoda*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get sunbathing stormtroopers.

*Inserts opera singer*
You get sunbathing stormtroopers.

*Inserts opera singer*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get crying penguins. (opera is so beautiful)

*inserts Rico singing 'FISSSSSSH'*
You get crying penguins. (opera is so beautiful)

*inserts Rico singing 'FISSSSSSH'*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get an ugly Viking lady!

*Inserts George Washington*
You get an ugly Viking lady!

*Inserts George Washington*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You get Abraham Lincoln: Vampire hunter. The Cullen's better watch out.
(great book by the way)

*inserts a three dollor bill)
You get Abraham Lincoln: Vampire hunter. The Cullen's better watch out.
(great book by the way)

*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get a two dollar bill (total gain: negative one dollar).

*Inserts Achilles*
You get a two dollar bill (total gain: negative one dollar).

*Inserts Achilles*
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
You finally find out why Achilles had weak ankles.

*inserts Private's lolly*
You finally find out why Achilles had weak ankles.

*inserts Private's lolly*
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
You get a... Thing.

-inserts cut-off foot-

You get a... Thing.

-inserts cut-off foot-
over a year ago beastialmoon said…
big smile
you get marlene!
*inserts julien*
over a year ago KowalskiTheLich said…
You get a scary Mona Lisa!

*Inserts telemarketer*
You get a scary Mona Lisa!

*Inserts telemarketer*
over a year ago thespikedturtle said…
Gets a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

*inserts a chicken*
over a year ago Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get a giant egg



(inserts giant picture of miranda cosgrove)