Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar POM Funnies!!

pmmom38 posted on Jul 23, 2013 at 10:55PM
ok this is my second time attempting to do a forum, so this is how it will go, I'll post a picture & the person who comes up with the funniest scenario, I'll give a prop to, with my schedule I guess I'll try the best I can with judging this, so I guess I'll begin a new one on Tuesday & Saturday nights & see how that works out. So here's hoping this will catch on with everyone. So deadline will be 8pm on Tuesdays & Saturdays, I will decide who's is the funniest & declare the winner, any suggestions to this will be considered & appreciated, if I think it would make it better then I may add it. I hope we can have fun with this! I will give kudos to whomever I decide came close but they were in 2nd & 3rd place! OK, so the happy laughing can began.

ONE DEFINITE RULE IS THAT NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE SO JUST KEEP THOSE THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF PLEASE! KEEP IT CLEAN! Remember I will post the pic, a little earlier cause we are just starting but the deadline is Saturday night at 8pm & I'll make my decision & post it & then afterwards post the next pic that will end on Tuesday night at 8pm & so forth. I will try to post the winners & next pic as soon as I can, will always try to have it up by about 10pm. Will let you know if this changes. Yes, I know that gives 4 days for one & only 3 for the other but I have to do it accordingly to my schedule/availability so commence with the laughter!!


Well I think I"m gonna change the time for this, it seems with everyone back in school & homework, there just might not be enough time, SO FROM THIS DAY ON TIL MAYBE SUMMER, SO NEXT WEEK THIS WILL END ON MONDAY NIGHTS AT 8PM INSTEAD SO NEXT WEEK IT WILL GO FROM MONDAY NIGHT TO THE NEXT MONDAY NIGHT, LET ME KNOW IF THIS ISN'T KOSHER


Here's Round 1--
ok this is my second time attempting to do a forum, so this is how it will go, I'll post a picture &
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over a year ago Josh815 said…
Private: did you just say that you love Marlene?
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Skipper: *thinking* as long as no one notices Kowalski being Fish Slapped into next week, everything will be fine.
Private: Skippa, have you seen Kowalski around lately?
over a year ago Kowalski1321 said…
laugh
Skipper: Monday morning, hmmmmm what I'm I forgetting?
Private: If you mean your mug, you might have left it with Julien.
over a year ago peacegirl629 said…
I'm gonna try this again!

Skipper, I can't find Rico & I just discovered all the dynamite is gone again too!
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Private: Skipper, where do baby chicks come from?
Skipper: O_O
sarah12499 commented…
considering private was the only one who knew they needed girls to repopulate XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
Yeah, I know. It was just the first thing that came to mind when i saw this. XD over a year ago
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
thought I'd post the pic again so ya'll can reference to it while thinking here!
thought I'd post the pic again so ya'll can reference to it while thinking here!
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Skipper: "What? I was just cleaning the HQ!"

Private: "By slow dancing with a mop and calling it 'Marlene'?"
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peacebaby7 commented…
Pftahaha! That's so sweet and funny at the same time. xD :3 over a year ago
27Kowalski commented…
Ahah! I can totally see that happening. XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
Me, too. xD over a year ago
over a year ago 27Kowalski said…
laugh
P: Skipper, why is there a picture of Marlene under your pillow?
S: O_O
peacebaby7 commented…
LOL XD over a year ago
over a year ago chaos-ice said…
tongue
P:Kowalski and Rico are gone again at the same time.
S: What really is happening here?
XD
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over a year ago pmmom38 said…
Well, the winner is SJF_Penguin2, that was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing, I think this has been the hardest round into narrowing it down to pick 2nd & 3rd, 27K is 2nd & 3rd is PB7 & Josh815 have to be a tie, I just can't pick but have to give kudos to penguinlover who was very funny also but everyone was so funny. Thanks for participating & making my decision so hard!!
I'll post Round 9 soon!
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
Round 9 Begins Now!!



Round 9 Begins Now!!
over a year ago chaos-ice said…
laugh
K: I'm telling you I'm not a sugar coated bunny!
R: yum, yum..
XD
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over a year ago Josh815 said…
K: I can't hear you!
Rico scoots over a little then yells CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!!
over a year ago sarah12499 said…
K: Intellect is WAY stronger than brute force!!!!!
R: In you're dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!
over a year ago penguinlover723 said…
smile
K: Do I see a cavity on your upper beak? Looks like someone needs to see the dentist!
R: NAH-AH!
(Moments later...)
K: I can't believe I had to tie you up Rico!... What would Skipper think?
R: (speaks angry gibberish)
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over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Skipper: [offscreen] "Kowalski! Why did you tie Rico up?!"

Kowalski: "He ate my calculator and won't give it back!"

Rico: "Did not!"

Kowalski: "Did to! I saw you!"

Rico: "Did not!"

Kowalski: "Did to!" *tackles him from the window*

(That's the best I got. xD)
over a year ago 1kittykat123 said…
Kowalski : You had to go blow up the park again?! Every Friday... TIME OUT!
over a year ago Kowalski1321 said…
laugh
Kowalski: Do I have to tie you up every time we argue about this! I'm telling you, rock can't crush scissors if mine are made of titanium!

Rico: Nah-ah!
27Kowalski commented…
XD This one's really funny. XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
XD LOL, nice one. Kowalski would so say that. XD over a year ago
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
I'm sorry I hope that no one gets upset but Kowalski1321 is the funniest again, I mean if he hadn't have mentioned the titanium it wouldn't have been so funny, penguinlover723 is the runner up & then PB7 is third. I really really thought Josh's was so funny, but I know it's more my sense of humor & the fact that I work for a cell company! Thanks everyone for participating!
I'll post Round 9 momentarily!
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
Round 10!
Round 10!
pmmom38 commented…
HAD SOMEONE EMAIL ME A SUGGESTION SO I THOUGHT ID PUT THIS OUT THERE, ILL LET YA'LL VOTE ON IT. THIS PERSON SUGGESTED MAYBE I GIVE THE WINNER 3 PROPS THE 2ND, 2 PROPS & THE 3RD, 1, SO AFTER POSTING YOUR FUNNY, JUST SPACE TWICE & VOTE YES OR NO & THE MAJORITY WILL RULE & IF IT IS YES, WE WILL START WITH THIS ROUND, OK? over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
Vote yes or no on what? over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
Oh, I knew that. XD over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Julien: "And so begins our journey, my noble stead!"

Joey: "What in bloody hell are you on about?!"
peacebaby7 commented…
Yup, sure. Why not. XD over a year ago
over a year ago Kowalski1321 said…
laugh
Julien: Whoa! You must be needing a map for this patch. I go in looking for my sweety, sweet mango around breakfast time and come out around lunch. Thanks to you, I've lost half my day.

Joey: Huh???

I also vote yes btw
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over a year ago chaos-ice said…
big smile
Jilien: wew, at last I can breath fresh air. you don't want to know what I've gone through in there. I didn't expect I'd make it alive.

Joey: If you wont get out of there fast I assure you, you wont be alive for long. *angry face*
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Julien: da blowupy penguin's storaging place was being much bigger
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over a year ago Josh815 said…
Joey: What are you doin, Get outta there or I'm gonna kick you into next week!
Julien: Yeah, yeah, keep your pants on you hoppity thing, they'll have my podium done next week!

I don't care, I guess yes!
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over a year ago pmmom38 said…
Alright the winner is chaos-ice & the 2nd is Kowalski1321 & 3rd goes to Josh815. Well I think I"m gonna change the time for this, it seems with everyone back in school & homework, there just might not be enough time, SO FROM THIS DAY ON TIL MAYBE SUMMER, SO NEXT WEEK THIS WILL END ON MONDAY NIGHTS AT 8PM INSTEAD SO NEXT WEEK IT WILL GO FROM MONDAY NIGHT TO THE NEXT MONDAY NIGHT, I HOPE THIS WILL ACCOMMODATE ALL OF YOUR SCHEDULES. CONGRATS TO THIS WEEK'S WINNERS.

Round 11...................
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Alright the winner is chaos-ice & the 2nd is Kowalski1321 & 3rd goes to Josh815. Well I think I"m gon
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Kowalski: *screams and leaps into Maurice's arms* AH! A mouse! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

Mort: Um, mouse lemur! And I thought you were the smart guy.

(That reminds me of some people...*cough*my mother*COUGH* XD)
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27Kowalski commented…
Ahah! Nice one. XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
Thank you. XD over a year ago
over a year ago Kowalski1321 said…
laugh
Maurice: What's wrong boy? (sarcasm)

Kowalski: FYI I'm a man not a boy!

Maurice: Can I put down then?

Kowalski: Yah, ok.
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
laugh
I thought MARLENE was the coward from the elimination of the wild side.
over a year ago chaos-ice said…
Kowalski: *girly scream* mama! is that dentist back again?

Maurice: But you don't have teeth.

Mort: *thinks* (whats wrong with this penguin?)
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
PB7 wins this round, was hard to choose between hers & chaos-ice but chaos-ice is 2nd & Kowalski1321 is third. Thanks for playing everyone, I hope the ones that were maybe too busy with homework & such this week, that we will see you this week.
REMEMBER STARTS WHEN I POST THE NEW PIC & ENDS NEXT MONDAY NIGHT AT 8PM!
HAPPY CAPTIONING EVERYONE!! Remember keep it clean!

Round 12.........................
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PB7 wins this round, was hard to choose between hers & chaos-ice but chaos-ice is 2nd & Kowalski1321
chaos-ice commented…
This one's kinda tough >_< over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Skipper: "Hans! Bro! Ready to go dish out our evil duties!"
Hans: *snickers* "You said doody!"
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over a year ago Kowalski1321 said…
laugh

Skipper: Sooooo, Hans what do you want to do?
Hans: Oooooo, let's gossip! Um, um you must tell me who you have a crush on, yah!
Skipper: Uhhhhh, no one!
Hans: Uh oh I know that face! Who is it? A penguin, another bird? I know it's not like a otter or something.
Skipper:.............
Hans: Ackward!!!
peacebaby7 commented…
Pft. Nice. XD over a year ago
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Skipper: wow, you're actually a good bird when you take away that awful place (ooc, I know, but I wanted to use humor in the form of irony)
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
Not too much participation this week was thinking of extending it but got a couple people saying that it was hard so decided against it.
So the winner is Kowalski1321, congrats & 2nd is PB7 & 3rd is mostar1219, so i'll try to choose a better pic for this week, hopefully we'll get more participants.

So here's Round 13, so we can begin the commencing of the funnies, now, as King Julien would say, LOL!
Not too much participation this week was thinking of extending it but got a couple people saying that
over a year ago Kowalski1321 said…
laugh
Mort: Ooooo, look at all the different types of mangos! More mangos means more Mango Fairy!
Kowaslki: Mango Fairy?
Mort: Every time you eat a mango and leave the pit, she comes at night, and gives you a mango!
Kowalski: That's just Alice cleaning up, and giving you food for the next day.
Mort: What!?
Kowalski: The reason why she does it at night, is since the one time Maurice cleaned up at night, you evented or "thought" the Mango Fairy, so you started to become overprotective about the mango pits. I mean have you seen Alice's face lately?
peacebaby7 commented…
Pft. I could see that happening. XDD over a year ago
over a year ago penguinlover723 said…
Skipper: Ok Mort, I will teach how to do Typing!
Mort: Yay!
Skipper: Now the first keys we're going to learn are Q, W, E, R, T, Y...
Mort: Wait!
Skipper: Hmm?
Mort: Mr. QWERTY says that I can learn about typing myself!
Skipper: Oh Really? Did anyone else say you know how to type?
Mort: (looks at keyboard..) Mrs. UIOP!
Skipper: (facepalm)
peacebaby7 commented…
XD over a year ago
chaos-ice commented…
hahah nice XD over a year ago
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Mort, I don't care how hard you try, you'll never be cuter than those kitten videos.
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
I got two for this one, too:

Julien: *comes and sees Mort at computer* Mort! There you are! What are you doing here and not in my kingly kingdom? >:|
Mort: *turns happily* I'm put pictures on computer! Yay!
Julien: And what are these pic-teres of, and why is it more important than me?!
Mort: It is you! See? *points at screen*
Julien: *starts flipping through pictures* Mort! These aren't me! They're my kingly feet! You're so annoying with the feet! Delete them and load up other better pic-teres that capture my royal masculinity and gloriously peanut-shaped head!
Mort: [reference picture] Okay ... :(

~~~

Mort: What do you mean Skipper doesn't like Marlene? His diary on the computer had an eight-page rant just on her eyes!
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chaos-ice commented…
Private: "Mort loves you just for your feet" XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
@chaos-ice: XDD Mort: "It's TRUUUUUUUUEE!!!" *sob* over a year ago
27Kowalski commented…
LOL! I love the second one. ;) XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
@27K: Thanks. ;) over a year ago
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
Congrats on another round! The Winner of Round 13 is PB7, second place goes to Mostar & 3rd goes to Kowalski1321! Congrats will post the next pic for Round 14 shortly!
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
Sorry I forgot to post!

Here's Round 14!

Sorry I forgot to post! Here's Round 14!
peacebaby7 commented…
XDDDD I love that picture. over a year ago
chaos-ice commented…
me too :3 over a year ago
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Private: wow, from the viewing perspective, this Shakespearean overacting is really annoying
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Officer X: So, you ... Want to go out sometime?
Alice: *blush* Okay ... C:
S/K/R: *GASP*
S: Say it ain't so!
K: I can't witness this!
R: Are you kidding me?!?
P: Ew, really?!?
chaos-ice commented…
nice XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
Yeah. *snicker* XD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
@27K: XDD Complete and total mystery, you're right about that, Skip. XDD over a year ago
over a year ago Kowalski1321 said…
laugh
Julien: I am not the stupidy-ist one here.
Kowalski: Really?......what's 5 plus 6?
Julien: Ummmmmmm............me-leven?
Every Penguin: WHAT!?
Skipper: Ringtail, got a math question........right?
*Kowalski slaps Skipper*
Kowalski: WAKE UP! You have to be dreaming!
peacebaby7 commented…
XDD over a year ago
over a year ago Josh815 said…
Skipper: OMG is that King Julien & Shelley kissing!
Kowalski: Say it isn't so!!
Rico: OMG my eyes, my eyes!!!
Private: OH I think I'm gonna puke!!
peacebaby7 commented…
I agree with Private. O__e over a year ago
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
The winner is PB7 & runner up is Josh815 & 3rd is Kowalski1321, congrats to all. I'll give your props later on today.
Here's Round 15!
The winner is PB7 & runner up is Josh815 & 3rd is Kowalski1321, congrats to all. I'll give your props
over a year ago mostar1219 said…
Skipper: FINE!!! You'll get your promotion!
peacebaby7 commented…
LOL XD over a year ago
over a year ago peacebaby7 said…
laugh
Julien: Can I look in your file-y cabinet?
Skipper: No.
Julien: How about now?
Skipper: No.
Julien: Later?
Skipper: No!
Julien: And by no, you mean yes!
Skipper: Ringtail!
Julien: What's up?
Skipper: T_T *bangs head into a wall*
Julien: Isn't that going to give you a headache?
Skipper: I already have one.
Julien: Why?
Skipper: T___________T *continues banging head into wall*
chaos-ice commented…
good one XDD over a year ago
peacebaby7 commented…
Thanks. XD over a year ago
over a year ago Kowalski1321 said…
laugh
Julien: 11:30pm will be being my final offer.
Skipper: 11:30!!! That's WAY too late for your parties to stop and WAY to late for my sleep time.
Julien: Oh really? I guess I will be showing all the peoples in the zoo, you and your "cowboy time".
Skipper: How and when did you do that!?
Julien: I was "borrowing" the smart penguin's phone for a interweb sensation video, when I saw you.
Skipper: 11:30......hmmmm, fine deal.
Julien: Oh...uh I did not be thinking you would agree, so I already posted the video.
Skipper:.............RINGTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
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peacebaby7 commented…
LOL! XDDDD over a year ago
chaos-ice commented…
XXDD over a year ago
over a year ago pmmom38 said…
Congrats to this week's winner of Round 15, PB7 is the winner & Kowalski1321 is 2nd & Mostar 1219 is 3rd!

Round 16!
Congrats to this week's winner of Round 15, PB7 is the winner & Kowalski1321 is 2nd & Mostar 1219 is
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