^XD

Skipper: *enters* O.o What on Earth are you two doing? We're supposed to be playing capture the flag! >:(
Marlene: *runs up behind Skipper* Dang it Skipper! I said I was gonna enter first! >:(
Skipper: *shrugs*
Kowalski: *hits Blowhole with pole vault* Ha! >:D
Blowhole: Ow! >:( *trips Kowalski*
Skipper: You two break it up! NOW!!! That's an order Kowalski!
Kowalski: *tackles Blowhole*
Skipper: *facepalm* >:(

Kowalski/Dr. Blowhole: Alright, alright, you win Skipper, we quit fighting!

Dr. Blowhole: Ok but he started it

Kowalski: No I didn't, you started it >:O

Dr. Blowhole: Nuh uh, admit it Kowalski, I'm right and you're wrong >:)

Skipper: Ok that is enough! Anymore word out of your mouths and I'll slap you both just like what your mothers did! 1...2...3...

Kowalski/Dr. Blowhole: *in mind* No way how does he know that, was he looking at my secret files again? O.o

Skipper: 4...5... ok none of you speak 'till I say so. Now I want to ask, which one of you got tagged out first?

Kowalski/Blowhole: O...........O

Skipper: Well, am I getting a response?

(Still no answer)

Kowalski/Blowhole: O..........O

*Skipper sees cricket passes by and waves at him*

Skipper: O.o The heck?! *groans* -____- Me and my big mouth!

^XDXD

PB: *heard from outside* Oh Skipper!! Where are you!?
27K: You ran too fast and left us behind!
Skipper: *mutters* That was the point..................Kowalski, options!
Kowalski: *points to beak and shrugs* *nervous smile*
Skipper: T_T

Skipper: Ok, now I'm being serious here, on the count of three, I command both of you to speak! 1...2...3...GO! Speak

Kowalski/Blowhole: *random words we can't understand* >:O *too censored to type* XD T.T *rated PG 13* DX *please sign in to fanpop to read this line* XD

PB: Hey Skipper, where's our autograph pudge face? XD

Skipper: *eye twitch* EVERYBODY SHUT UP! DX

Everyone in Room: O.O O.....O

Skipper: I'm going to ask each of you to speak, but this time it will be individual. Kowalski, you're up first, tell me, who tagged who out first between you and Blowhole?

Kowalski: Well it started out while me and Blowhole were about to joust

*5 minutes later*

Kowalski: And then that's it, you came in and that was the end

Everyone in room: -___- Zzzzzzzzz.......

Skipper: *wakes up* Uh what, where were we again Kowalski?

Kowalski: O.e

^XDXD OMG, you killed me. XD

Skipper: *realizes PB is sleeping on his shoulder* >:( *shakes me off*
PB: *wakes up falling to floor* Whoa!
27K: HAHA! >XD *points at PB*
PB: >:l
Skipper: *rolls eyes* Anyways, what was that Kowalski? You lost me at 'Well it started.'
Kowalski: T_T
Blowhole: Can we please just-
Skipper: Ahnananana! You shush! Kowalski, go on.
Kowalski: I'm not gonna explain all of that again!
Skipper: Alright, then let's here Blowhole's side of the-
Kowalski: Wait! OK, I'll go.
Skipper: We're listening. *realizes PB & 27K are gazing at him foolishly* O.e
PB: Hi Skippy. <3
27K: *mutters to me* Outta the way, sister! *pushes me to side*
Skipper: *faceflipper*

PB: Not if my life depended on it >:O *pushes her away with her butt*

27K: So does my lawyer when he sues you for assaulting another person *shoves hand into PB's face*

Skipper: I need to get rid of these girls permanently, Rico shipping crate on the double

*barfs up shipping crate*

Skipper: Hey girls, we wanna know a secret to how I got my manly looks, hmm? *flexes muscles*

PB/27K: *fangirls drool* Ugh can he get anymore manlier than before? <3

PB: We wanna know your secret Skipper, how'd you get so buff *fangasm continues*

*Skipper continues flexing*

27K: and endlessly torture us with your masculinity <3 *fangasm*

Skipper: Well if you wanna know, well play another game, it's called who can stay in the box the longest? The winner will know my secret and get my autograph.

PB: Aaaah another chance for an autograph, too bad I'm wasting my time with someone who can barely beat me >:)

27K: :O Hey! >:(

^Oh goodness grief in heaven!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PB: *pushes 27K* Last one in the crate's a Skipper hater!
27K: >:O *pushes over PB*
PB: *rolls on top of 27K* >:P >XD
27K: *pushes PB*
PB: *jumps in crate* Ha! I win!
27K: *jumps on top of PB* >XDXD
PB: Ouch...that smarts....>.<
Skipper: O________e......*snaps out of it* *whispers to Rico* Seal it up! Now!
Rico: *seals it up*
PB: *heard from inside* Hey! Why ya gotta seal it up!?
27K: Because you annoy him PB!
PB: You're in here too! >:(
27K: Seriously Skipper, unseal it! We're claustrophobic!
PB: AAH! Don't remind me!! *curls up in ball*
Skipper: Uh...I sealed it because...uh....*whispers to Rico* Go get a truck ready!
27K: Why do I get the feeling we've just been had?
PB: *thinks on it* I get that feeling too.
27K: Don't worry PB! I'll break the side in half with my karate skills! HIYAH!!!! *hits side of crate with all of her strength*..........Ouchies....>.<
PB: *rolls eyes* My hero......

*Scene shifts to a naive Private unknowingly walking towards the crate*

Private: Yumm, those peanut winkies were to die for, too bad I'm all out *tummy grumbles* what you still want more grumpy tummy? *grumbles back* ok don't worry there's plenty more back home.

PB: 27K you hear something? :O I think that there's someone out there, maybe they can get us out of here. Quick make a noise and call for help!

27K: I think it's Private, I know that voice anywhere. Private help us, were stuck here. Help! PB don't lay there like a lazy bum and help me!

PB: Ok but don't be so bossy, I hate it when you do that, it kinda makes me look like a slave to you.

27K: Nah I think of you more as a maid living in my house, cleaning the stuff I don't want to. XD

PB: -___- Whatever, can we just get to make noise to attract Private's attention?!

27K: Shh be quiet PB, if you keep making noise like that, Private won't hear me!

PB: But isn't that what...you....:O >.<

27K: Shhhhhhh! I told you be quiet or Private won't hear me. PRIVATE! XD

^XD

Private: What was that? *sees crate* Skipper...what's in there?
Skipper: Absolutely nothing Private! Now just hurry along and find your winkies elsewhere.
Private: But-
Skipper: That's an order soldier!
PB: Don't listen to him Private! Help us!
Private: T_T
Skipper: O.e What? That was uh....mice! See? *hits crate*
PB/27K: Ow!
27K: You fell on me! >:(
PB: Payback then! Besides, it wasn't my fault. Blame Skipper's manly masculinity.

*whispers on crate*

Private: Don't worry guys I'll get you out, I'm going to find a crowbar

PB: That's good Private, but hurry please, I already missed my dear Skipper <3

27K: Uh PB I don't think that would be a good idea to do that :O

PB: Why? You jealous Skipper likes me more? >:)

27K: T.T No I just think that I'm getting the feeling that Private wants something in return, and it's something that he really wants

PB: Don't worry about it, I'm sure I can give him what he wants! :D

27K: Yeah fine whatever, and if you fail to do that I'm sure he's going to tell Skipper :/

*Private almost opens crate with a crowbar*

Private: Almost got it, come on hurry, get out, I don't think I can hold it much longer! DX

PB: *gasps* Freeeee at last! :O Skipper I'm comi... XD

*Private fails to open and slams in on PB*

Private: Ooops Sorry 'bout D:

PB: Awww my head! DX It hurts so bad, mother of mercy make it stop!

27K: *Snicker* Pfffft! Aahahahhahaa! XDDDDDDDDD

PB: Ok what's so funny girl? >:( What?! :O

^Ooh...I'm gonna have a headache for a month...maybe ten....XD

27K: *snicker* Nothing! *snicker* Nothing at all!!!! Pftahahahahaaaa!!!!! *falls on back holding stomach*
PB: D:< *tackles 27K* Shut up! Shut up! Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!!!!!!
27K: Hey! Get off me!
PB: THEN SHUT UP!!!
27K: No! Talking....words....not shutting up....random words.....potatoes.....
PB: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! *tackles 27K again*
27K: Ah! Private! Help!
*from outside*
Private: I don't know how to open this thing!
Skipper/Rico: *comes with truck*
Skipper: Private! What are you doing?
*heard from inside crate*
PB: Skipper! You can't do this! We're your biggest fans! DX
27K: Ahem....I think she means...I'M your biggest fan.
PB: >:(

^XD LOL guys XD

Skipper: It's your fault if you're so damn annoying, girls!

27K: And it's YOUR fault if you're so damn hot, Skipper! *blushes a little*

PB: Yeah... <3

Skipper: Ugh... T_T You see? You keep doin' that!

*PB and 27K whisper things to each others inside the crate*

27K: Skipper, we make you a deal. If you open this crate I promise we'll stop being so "annoying" with you.

PB: *whispers* Why did you do air quotes? He can't see you!

27K: Whatever...

Skipper: Where's the catch?

27K: Heheh... Well, we thought that if you give both of us a kiss we'll shut up as well.

Skipper: O_e What?

^XDXD

PB: *elbows 27K* (whispers) You were supposed to wait until he let us out to say that! >:(
27K: Sorry...got excited...
PB: T.T
Skipper: How about you both shut up and stop annoying me or I'll slap you both so hard you won't even remember me! >:(
PB: Kay...a couple things there...First; I would PAY you to slap me.
27K: *rolls eyes*
PB: Oh stop, you know you would too. Anyway, second; we could never forget you. You're just too damn hot.
Skipper: *faceflipper* THEN WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO SHUT YOU TWO UP!?!?!? And don't say-
PB/27K: Kiss me!!!!!! <3<3<3
PB: But kiss me first!
27K: >:O No! He wants me!
PB: Shut up 27K! Me first!
27K: No me!!
Skipper: *double faceflipper* >.<

^XDXDXD

PB: No me first!

27K: No me! Shut up PB! >:(

PB: No! He'll kiss me first! >:)

Skipper: ENOUGH ALREADY! Alright, if I kiss you, will you both shut up for the rest of the day and stop annoying me for your whole life?!

PB/27K: *nod like crazy* :D :D :D

Skipper: *sigh* I KNOW I'm gonna regret this... *kisses PB and then 27K*

27K/PB: O_O <3<3<3 *faint*

Skipper: *smirks* Well, at least they shut up now.

^XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD­D

Rico: O____e....
Kowalski: O_____O
Private: ^_^
Blowhole: *gag* XP
Skipper: What?! They wouldn't shut up!
Private: I think you wanted to deep down. >:)
Skipper: Oh yeah Private. I also wanna get a beak piercing, wear a hippie wig, and start callin' everybody 'Dawg'!
Blowhole: You know what? I don't care who got tagged out first. I'm out. *shivers, then turns to leave*
Skipper: Wow! I got those two to shut up AND got Blowhole to leave! That's a threefor! >:)
Everyone else: *rolls eyes*

27K/PB: *wakes up* Ugh...Wha-- :D

27K/PB: Skipper just kissed us! :D :D <3 <3

Skipper: *blushes a little*

PB: Yeah... and he kissed me first! >:)

27K: >:( That doesn't mean anything! ...Right? :-\

PB: He loves me more! >:)

27K: Yeah, yeah... Sure... >:(

Skipper: I thought you've said you would shut up for the rest of the day! >:(

27K: Yes. But if you look at the time, it's midnight. So we can talk all the time we want!

Skipper: >:(

PB: What? It was the deal. >XD

^XDXD

Skipper: Actually, it's daylight savings time. So it's actually 11. So you two have to shut up for the next hour. >:)
PB: Oh, yeah....forgot about that.
27K: But-
Skipper: NOPE! No buts. Now zip it.
PB/27K: *looks at eachother* T.T *looks at Skipper* T.T
Skipper: >:)

Skipper: And that concludes this story, no one wins and no one loses, fair enough! :D

*background behind Skipper shows fangirls fighting over his mug*

PB: Hey that's mine, I found it first! >:(

27K: Keep dreaming sistah, I was thinking of it before you! DX

PB: Pfft! In your dreams maybe >:D

27K: That's a great idea, I have to knock you out before taking the mug >:D

PB: Not if I spray your eyes

*uses pepperspray on 27K*

27K: Ahhh! No fair, I can't see DX

PB: Life isn't fair girl, too bad I'm not on that list <3

27K: Aaarrrgh! D:<

Skipper: -______- Ugh Why me? O.e Okay next one!

*27K/PB roll off screen, still fighting, then curtain closes*

(Actually I just wanted to start a new story, so here it is)

The penguins mission shows them taking over after knocking out the cab driver.

Skipper: Rico, take the wheel! Private step on the gas! Kowalski, map out our location, we need to get back what Hans stole from us!

*realizes they are being followed by another car behind them*

Skipper: Buckle up boys, I think were being followed! O___O

*People in the car behind them*

???: Come on let me drive, I wanna know how!

???: My car, my rules, I drive! >:(

^That's fine. And LOL! XD

Skipper: We've been compromised boys! Private! Stop this vehicle!
Private: *steps on breaks*
*car following them hits back of theirs*
???: Oomph! DX
???: Toldja I shoulda drove! >:( I think I twisted my ankle...>.<
Skipper: *hops on dashboard* Stop right there! Who are you two?!
???/???: O.O....
???: Uh...hey look PB....a talking penguin...heheh....
PB: Heheh...hi Skippe...Uuuuuuhhh...I mean....penguin.....O.O

Skipper: What? How'd you know my name? O_o

PB: Um we uh, um, I love you! <3

Skipper: O.e

Private/Kowalski/Rico: O.O

27K: *faceslap* -____-

Skipper: Uh we don't have time for this, Rico comandeer this vehicle!

PB: Hey excuse me but this is my car! >:(

27K: Not anymore girl, now it belongs to the penguins, at least until they let us go XD

Skipper: Correctamundo, and since you two are under suspicion, I'm keeping my eyes on you two. Rico you're in charge of these hooligans, don't let them out of your sight, not even for a second, on second thought, cuff them side by side.

PB: I should be handcuffed to you Skipper, forever and ever and ever! <3

Skipper: O.e *shudders*

^XDXDXD

27K: >:( Um, I think you mean he should be handcuffed to ME. *gazes at Skipper* <3
PB: >:( Pft! In your dreams.
Skipper: OK, who are you people?!
PB: Anybody you want me to be. <3<3
Skipper: *faceflipper*
Private/Kowalski/Rico: O.e.....

CP:*mysteriously pops at the backseat* HEY GUYS I'M BACK!!REMEMBER ME? IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME WELL THAT'S NORMAL CUZ I'M A GHOST!WOOOOOOOO....YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING! NAH JUST KIDDING! I JUST WANT KOWALSKI!!!!! NOBODY CAN STOP ME OR YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE HOUR TO LIVE!!! *laughs evilly and tackles Kowalski with hugs and kisses*
Kowalski:AAAAAAAAAHHH! Get her off me!!!
Everyone else except for CP&Kowalski: O________o
CP:*notice everyone's staring at her* You didn't see anything! *continues hugging and kissing Kowalski*

^XDXDXDXD

PB: O____O.......Uh....hey Skipper, you think we could.....you know.....leave? O__e
Skipper: *still freaked out about CP & Kowalski* O____O......Oh...Uh....What?
Rico: O__e
Kowalski: Rico! Help me!!!
Rico: O__e....*shakes head*..>:( *hacks up chainsaw* >:D
CP: *looks at chainsaw* Ooh! Are we gonna go chop stuff up!?!? GIMME CHAINSAW!!! *grabs chainsaw in one hand and Kowalski in the other* COME, MY LOVE!!! I KNOW WHERE WE CAN CHOP DOWN SOME STREET LIGHTS!!!!! >:D
Kowalski: AAAAHHH!
CP: *runs out of car* MWAHAHHAHA!!!!
PB: O________________________O......*looks at Skipper* Uh....should you....ya know....do something about that?

Skipper: Okkkkkk O.o......By any chance do you know that chick andddd....what the heck is she doing to Kowalski?! D:

PB: Um kinda :D, she's our friend, sort of....

*27K rudely interrupts*

27K: Yeah whatever, Skipper meet CP, CP meet Skipper can we go right back to the mission now? :\

PB: :O *gasps* Rude much 27K! Didn't your mother ever taught you manners? Ugh some people, good thing I'm not related to you XD

27K: >:( Looks who's talking! It's the girl who mangled my eyes with pepperspray, pfft and she called me rude, what a hippie!

Kowalski: Um if anyone cares, I NEED HELP BACK HERE! *CP continues kissing Kowalski* Aaaaaah the horror! DX

PB: :O Oh you did not just call me that H word? DX Traitor! >:(

27K: Roses are red,
Violets are blue
PB's a HIPPIE
And so is her car!
HA! XD

Kowalski: Hello, people of NYC! I need help very badly, for mercy sake get her off me! DXXX

CP: First we'll get married, and then....

Kowalski: Aaaaah! I don't wanna hear your plans! DX

MEANWHILE AS OTHER PEOPLE ARE BUSY NOT NOTICING KOWALSKI...

PB: D:< That's it, as of this moment, you are officially not allowed in my car! So ha, I still get the last laugh XD

27K: What?! No fair! You know what? I'm NOT moving! .....Hippie. >XD
PB: I'M NOT A HIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27K: Oh really? PEACEbaby7?
PB: THAT IS JUST MY USERNAME!!!!!
27K: So why'd ya choose peace?
PB: Because I used to really like peace signs!!!!!!
27K: So you ARE a hippie? >:)
PB: NO!!!! Just because I have long hair and I like peace signs DOESN'T mean I'm a hippie!
27K: Uh-huh. What do you think Skipper?
Skipper: I think your nuts.
PB: Pfffffffffffffffftahahahhahahahahahahahaaa­aaa­aaa­a!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD *falls from driver seat*
Skipper: You are too, hippie.
PB: *stops laughing abruptly* >:l *gets back in driver seat & crosses arms*
27K: HAHAHAHAHA!! I am victorious!!! >XD
PB: *growls...tackles 27K* Take it back!! Take it back!! D:<
27K: Ah! Help me!!
Kowalski: SOMEBODY HELP ME FIRST!!!!! DX

^ LOL I can't stop laughingXD

*Kowalski passes out then Skipper orders to stop the car...

CP: Kowalski honey, are you alright? *shakes him slightly* :P Oh here I'll give you some fresh air and some CPR *Opens door and notices something fall out* You dropped it Kowalski, I'll get it! XD *gets out of car*

*Kowalski wakes up and and slams the door shut!*

Kowalski: Drive Private drive! For the sake of all that's decent and humane DRIVE!

Skipper: Woah just relax compadre, you might spike up your blood pressure...

Private: Yeah Kowalski, we can't just drive away and leave her here!

Kowalski: *in a low, creepy voice* I said drive! *eye twitches* O.e

Everyone: O.O *then Private steps on the gas and speeds away*

5 minutes later...

PB: By the way Kowalski, I wanna know, what was that item you dropped earlier?

27K: Yeah what was that item you dropped earlier?

PB: -_____- I said that

27K: Yeah but it was already in my noggin 5 minutes ago :D

Kowalski: *shudders* Our would be engagement ring *shudders*

27K/PB: O.O

^LOL Neither can I! XD

PB: How'd she get one so fast? *looks down at my hand* Hey! That was my birthday ring, the little thief!! DX
27K: Aw man! That cost me 50 whole bucks!
PB: 50? You said it cost you 500!
27K: O.O....Oh yeah...that's uh...that's what I meant. o.o
PB: T.T *realizes how fast we're driving* O.O AAAAHH! Slow down!!!! DX
27K: Oh, calm down, PB! The penguins will handle this! They'll have your car back to you in factory condition.
*mailbox hits side of car*
PB: :O *to 27K* >:(
27K: Well, near factory condition.
PB: >=( I SAID SLOW DOWN!!!!
Kowalski: *hops on steering wheel and gets in my face* No! We don't slow down for nothing! We don't stop until we're miles away from that other crazy chick!!!!
PB: But-
Kowalski: D:<
PB: O.O....*gulp* OK....I'm..I'm cool with that....
27K: Heh...wuss.
PB: *to 27K* >=(
27K: ....*gulp*..*shuts up*

PB: Ahh! My moms gonna kill me for this D:

27K: Oh relax you peace loving hippie, I'm sure the penguins will find a way to fix your problem! XD

PB: >:(

27K: :/ What?!

*shoves 27K's head out of the window*

27K: Ah! ah! ah! ah! DX Pull me back in PB! DX

PB: Not unless you take back what you said! D:<

Skipper: I stand corrected, not only is there one nutso here in the car, but two of them! -___-

Private: Lamppost! PB pull her in, she's going to get hurt D:

PB: Fine! :)

Meanwhile...

Kowalski: We'll at least we're far away from that psychotic she-witch

*hears voice coming outside*

CP: Oh Kowalski, yoo hoo, you forgot to wear your engagement ring silly! :P XD

Kowalski: Odd, I thought I heard her voice *shrugs it off* ah well it's probably just Skipper's paranoia getting to me XD *enjoys the breeze then notices something in the side view mirror*

CP: *waves at Kowalski while on bike* HI! :P

Kowalski: *freaks out* Aaaaaaaah! DX She's everywhere! Drive Private drive, and don't stop the car!

Private: Umm is it a bad time to tell you that we're almost out of gas?

Kowalski: D: *freaks out some more* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! DX

At the zoo...

Julien: Did you hear that Maurice? O.o

^XD

Kowalski: *hops in car* Drive faster!! DRIVE FASTER!!!!!!!!! DX
PB: I know! We can use 27K as bait! :D
27K: *from out window* NOOOOO!!!! SKIPPER!!!! HELP ME!!!!
Skipper: I say we drive faster. Now pull her in!
PB: But Skipper!!
Skipper: No buts! That's an order!!
Private: AHAHAHHAAA!!!
Skipper: *faceflipper*
PB: *pout* Fine. *pulls 27K in*
27K: *takes deep breaths and feels her face* I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! *throws arms up in rejoice*
PB: *rolls eyes*
Kowalski: I have an idea!! >:D *slams on breaks*
CP: *smacks into back of car* *facesmush on windshield* Oomph!
Kowalski: HA! *slams on gas*
CP: *gets back on bike* IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO GET RID OF ME MY LOVE!! *chases again*
Kowalski: This chick is psychotic! DX
PB: *leans smoothly in front of Skipper* Hey there...I hear your single. ;) *makes call me motion*
Skipper: O.e
27K: >:(

(^ 0_0 XDDDDDDDD poor kowalski and skipper but now it's my turn >:D)

PB: So do you have a band-aid?
Skipper: Noooooo...
PB: Cuz i scraped my knee falling for you.
Skipper: 0_e Rico barf bag please
Rico: *barfs up barf bag*
Skipper: *barfs*
27K: HA!
Kowalski: here give me that
Skipper: *hands barf bag*
Kowalski: *rolls down window* HERE HONEY *throw barf bag out the window then rolls up the window*
Everybody: >:(
Kowalski: What?

(LoL you guys always make me laugh!! XD)
CP: *stops bike and dodges the barf bag thingy* Woah! Okay K-walski no one messes with me not even you so you're gonna regret for doing that but uhh..Whatever.. COME BACK HERE YOU CRAZY HANDSOME MANIAC!! :D
Kowalski:Phew! We lost her!
Everyone: *still mad at Kowalski*
PB:*crosses arms* Bad move,Kowalski..
27K: Busted!
PB: *smackes 27K's face* Shut up!
27K: *rubs face* *growls at PB*
CP: *pops behind Kowalski* OH.MY.GOODNESS!! You actually called me "Honey"!! *squeals* By the way no wonder you're engagement ring fell that's 'cuz you don't have any fingers! Don't worry I'll take you to surgery and you'll have fingers as soon as possible,Sugar-Science!! :DDDDDD
*barf bag mysteriously hits the front window of the car*
Private:Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! I can't see where I'm going!!
CP:NOOOOOOOOO!!! Private's gone blind!!?!!?!??!??!?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!­! Somebody do something with the front window thingy cuz it's gone disgusting!! *closes eyes*

(^ it actually is kinda gross soooo...)

Skipper: ok we need to get this car cleaned up.
(5 min. later)
PB: How did it get cleaned up so quickly?
Rico: i dunno.
Skipper: Does it matter?
27K: ya PB, don't bother skipper with your childish question.
Skipper: T_T
PB: >:(
*they go back to driving the car*
(a few blocks ahead)
Y24: Do you like my sword sword my diamond sword, you cannot...
(a few blocks behind)
Kowalski: (opens the door and pushes CP out)
Everyone: :O >:(
Kowalski: Desperate times call for desperate measures. Besides we weren't even going that fast.
*they start to go a bit faster*
(a few blocks ahead)
Y24: it's made of freakin diamonds, if you don't you're lyin, because it is awesome, and you're probably jealous.
(a couple blocks behind)
Kowalski: *sees CP* STEP ON IT!!!!!!
*they go even faster*
(Y24 is now crossing a street)
Y24: Lord of diamond swordsssssssssss. YA hahahaha!
(they see Y24 crossing the street)
PB: guys...
27K: guys...
BOTH: STOP THE CAR!
(they stop the car just before Y24 get run over)
Y24: HOLY CHIZ!!!! WHAT THE HECK DIDNT YOU SEE THE RED LIGHT! (goes up to window to see the penguins and PB and 27K) Hi guys. ^v^
27K: Hi yappy?
PB: Sorry we, i mean they almost ran you over with a car.
Y24: It's ok noone got hurt. but can i go with you guys.
Skipper: What?
Y24: ya! its the least you can do for almost killing me. :)
(gets in)
Skipper: T_T
*they start driving again*

(does anyone know the song i was singing before i almost got hit?)

^ Yeah It's totally gross.. I don't know why I put that :/ And yeah,I know that song! It's "I can swing my sword", a Minecraft song..Is that right? :D Right now I have noooooooooooo idea so i'll come back when I have one :P Also LoL!!! XDDDDD

(Cool I wanna join! Everyone will be OOC though. Hope you won't mind too much!)

KR:*Playing Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box on my 3DS when the car whizzes by* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
CP: YOOHOO, Kowalski, you accidentally pushed me out of the car! COME BACK MY LOVE! :D
KR: Wait... KOWALSKI?! OHMIGAWD, my first trip to New York and I get to meet the penguins! :D :D :D :D :D *Sees a cab* HEY! CABBIE! FOLLOW THAT CAR!

(And yeah, I got nothing else.)

CP:*pops at the back of the cab that KR is in* Mind if I take a ride with you :D Kowalski forgot his engagement ring so I want to give it back to him
KR: O_o How did you get here? And who's Kowalski engaged with? O_e

(OMG guys!!! You all cracked me up!!! XDXD LOL with me flirting lamely with Skipper....XD ^Oopsie! We doubled. I'll fix it. :))

Kowalski: Heh...yeah...'accidentally'.....
Skipper: *sees cab following* Oh great! Now we're being pursued by a crazy chick AND some creep in a cab!?
PB: *leans in front of Skipper again* You know, I've never had my first kiss. Wanna show me how it's done? *wink*
Skipper: O____e.....*backs away until he's next to Rico* PB...if you don't stop flirting with me I'll be tempted to let Rico off his leash.
PB: ...................HE SAID MY NAME!!!! :D :D :D *hugs 27K in excitement*
27K: Let go of me!! I can't breathe! >:(
Skipper: *faceflipper*
Y24: O.o.....O...kaaaaaayyyy......
(Meanwhile)
CP: Ha! Me of course!!!!! Who else?!?! Abraham Lincoln?!?!
KR: ....Uh.......OK then.....
CP: OH! And how I got here is classified information. *to cab driver* NOW DRIVE FASTER!!!!!!!

KR: I didn't ask for your opinion cabbie, just drive and catch up to that other car so I can get off! >:(

Cab Drive: Alright but it will cost you extra greens, so strap on your seat beat and be ready for the ride of your life! *steps on gas and car goes into full speed loco*

.......

PB: Come on Skipper, just one kiss :D

Skipper: No!

PB: On the cheek :)

Skipper: I said no!

PB: Just for 5 seconds

Skipper: What part of no did you not understand? Hmm? >:( *thinks about it* Ok! But close your eyes and pretend I'm kissing you :)

Everyone: What? :O

PB: Yay! Kiss me you big hunk *extends lips for a kiss while closing eyes*

Skipper: (whispers) Rico plunger!

27K: *snickers* XD

Skipper: Here honey, let me give you the biggest kiss I've done to a woman since the Vietnam War :) *lunges plunger into PB's mouth and starts the fake kiss*

Everyone: *snickers* XD

Private: Pfft! Ahahahha XD

^........Um...*clears throat awkwardly*.....Sooo.....Nice weather we're having.....right?

PB: *pulls out* Oh EW! Skipper! How could you?! XP
27K: Pffffffffftahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!­!!!­!! XDXDXD
PB: >:(.......>:)...Oh 27K....Come here, gimme a hug.
27K: *stops laughing abruptly* O.O....Nooooo can do.....Um....I've uh...got an allergy to hugs!!! Heh..O.o
PB: >:) *tries to hug 27K*
27K: NO! Stay AWAY from me plunger-mouth!!! D:
PB: Come here!!!!!!!
27K: *topples into backseat and hides behind Y24*
Y24: No! I don't think so!
PB: Don't worry Yappy! I'm only after her!
27K: But it was Skipper that did it!!!! *topples back into front seat*
PB: *tackles from behind* >:D
27K: NO!! Get her off me!!!
Penguins: O___O
PB: *hugs 27K tightly*
27K: Eww!! No! Gross!!
PB: *hugs tighter* Payback feels good!!! >:D
27K: What about Skipper?! He's the one who did it!
PB: Very true. But I can't bring myself to hurt someone so damn hot. <3
27K: But I.....Well, yeah, I can agree to that.
Skipper: *faceflipper*

^LOL guys! XD I can't stop laughing! XD

27K: *gasp* Enough *gasp* PB! I can't breath! *gasp*

PB: *still hugging tightly* What? You can't stand a hug? >:)

27K: NO *gasp* I CAN'T! NOW STOP!

Private: Stop, PB! You're hurting her! D:

PB: *sigh* Alright...

27K: *breathes deeply* Ah, thank Godness! *to PB* What the hell is wrong with you?! >:(

PB: Nothing! It was all of you who had the nice idea to let me kiss a plunger! >:(

27K: *snickers* XD

PB: >:( *red of anger*

27K: O.o *shuts up* ...

*car stops*

Kowalski: What happened?! Why are we not moving?! *freaks out* Ahhhh! DX

Private: We're out of gas! D:

^XDXDXD I know! My cheeks hurt! XDXD

Cab Driver: *stops behind us*
KR/CP: *gets out*
CP: KOWALSKI, MY LOVE!!!!!!!!! IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!
Kowalski: AAAHHH!!!! Rico!!! Hold still!!!! *Pries open his beak and tries to get inside him*
Everyone else: O__O
CP: *opens door* HERE'S CP!!!!!!
Kowalski: AAAAAAHHH!!!! *tries to run*
CP: *gets in car and picks up Kowalski* Kowalski you silly little bird! Our wedding is in ten minutes! We're gonna be late if you keep squirming like that!
PB: *rolls down window* Sup, KR?
27K: Really? 'Sup'?
PB: Hey, that's MY word. No stealy my word. Capiche?
27K: T_T
KR: What's goin on guys? Is that the penguins!?
PB: Yep. Car's outta gas though.
Rico: Na-ah! *regurgitates container of fuel and fills tank* TADA!
Everyone: O.O
PB: How did he even manage....never mind. Hop in KR! :D
KR: Yay! *hops in back by Y24*
PB: *turns to him* Ya might wanna hang on. It's gonna be a bumpy ride since the penguins won't let me drive. >:l
KR: Alright, but I do have a question...why the hell does your breath smell like a toilet?
27K: Because she ki-*gets slapped by PB*
PB: None of your business KR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch*
KR: O.O.....
27K: *rubs cheek* >:(

^XDXDXD

Kowalski: GUYS! HELP MEEEE!!! PLEASE!!!

Skipper: Hang on, Kowalski! Rico! smoke bomb! ASAP! >:)

Rico: *throws up smoke bomb*

Skipper: *throws smoke bomb at CP* >:)

CP: *cough* What?! *cough* I can't see! *cough* *cough*

Kowalski: *runs over Skipper* Thanks, Skipper! That chick is.. MAD! D:',

Skipper: Let's go, before she comes back here again! Go, go, go! I drive!

27K: *seats on front seat near Skipper* So... you free on Saturday? <3

Skipper: ... e_e

^LOL! XD

PB: >:( *sits on 27K's lap and pushes her face out of the way* I just wanted to let you know that I forgive you about that whole plunger incident. I realize I was being too pushy and should give you some space...unlike SOME people...
27K: MMPH!! Gt...fff....eee!!!!!!
PB: Sorry, 27K, I can't hear you through my hand, just hold on a minute! Anyway...Once you realize that we're meant for each other, just gimme a call, K?
Skipper: *double faceflipper* (mutters) Why me? Curse my rugged good looks and manly man machismo......
27K: *finally manages to push PB off*
PB: WHOA! *falls to floorboards*
27K: Quindi, bello ... che ne dici di questo Sabato? (I hope that's right...I used Google translator. It's supposed to say "So handsome...how about this Saturday?" in Italian.)
Skipper: Oh, perché non mi lasci in pace? ("Oh, why can't you leave me alone?!")
27K: Ooh, sembri ancora più caldo in italiano. ("Ooh, you sound even hotter in Italian.") <3
PB: Hey! English please! I don't know that language! No fair! >:(
27K: Oh, suck it up, PB, non è colpa mia se non conoscono l'italiano. ("Oh, suck it up, PB, it's not my fault you don't know Italian.")
PB: >:( SHUT UP! How many times do I have to tell you to shut up! No one likes a show off!! *tackles 27K again*

(^lol That would so have been my reaction)

KR: And can I just ask who's the rabid fangirl?
27K: That would be CP. She's obsessed with Kowalski and wants to marry him.
KR:O.O Oh.....Kay? Hey, do you still think I could get his autograph and a group pic with the penguins if he's married to a fangirl who's more psycho than Rico is?
PB/27K: *Shrug*
Kowalski: HIDE ME!!!!! *Hides behind PB, 27K and KR*
KR: O_____O After today, nothing can surprise me.
CP: Kowalski! Where are you? *To us* Have you seen Kowalski?
PB/27K/KR: *Points in different directions* He went that way! *Points in a direction someone else was pointing* I mean that way! *Points in same direction* I mean that way!
CP: Thanks! *Runs off in the direction pointed* Kowalski! Come out come out wherever you are! Come on, we're going to be late for our wedding! Kowalski!
Kowalski: That was close!
KR: OHMIGAWDITSKOWALSKI! Can I have your autograph? And a group pic?
Kowalski: You're not going to kiss me and force me to marry you against my will, are you?
KR: I'm eleven. If I tried to start a relationship with anyone, let alone someone of a different species, it would be weird and disgusting.
Kowalski: *Picks up the pen suspiciously and signs the piece of paper really quickly*
KR: OHMIGAWDIJUSTGOTKOWALSKI'SAUTOGRAPH! *Fangirl squeal*
Kowalski: DON'T KISS ME!!! *Runs away in terror*

(@PB: LOL! You used Google Translator! That's awesome! And it's even correct. Wow! XD Smart idea to let me talk in Italian, by the way X3)

^^XDXD ^Haha thanks. It just seemed like something you would do. :3

PB/27K: *looks at each other, then bursts out laughing* XDXDXD
KR: What's so funny?
PB: It's just...heeaahahahahaa!!! He's just so ahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!
KR: Come on!!!! What's so funny?!
27K: Kowalski's just so cute when he's scared ahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
PB/27K: *falls on backs holding stomachs*
Skipper: *makes sharp turn with wheel*
PB/27K: *fly into window* (facesmush) OOMPH!!!!
Skipper: *notices* O_O....*snickers*....*snickers harder*...PFTAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
PB: He's even hot when he's making fun of us. <3
27K: Yeah....<3<3
KR: Oh brother....*rolls eyes*

(^XD Yeah, I would so do that. XD Random thought: Do you know any other languages except English?)

27K/PB: *gaze at Skipper* <3 <3 <3

KR: O_e Psst! Skipper!

Skipper: What do you want?

KR: *whispers* Why don't we get rid of them? I mean, I can tell they're annoying you since they met you! Just sayin'... e_e

Skipper: Negative. If I'll get rid of them, then we'll have 2 more rabid fangirls who are chasing us. Not a great idea.

KR: You got a point...

27K/PB: *snap out of it* Ugh... What were you talking about?

KR: Uhm, nothing!

27K: Where are we going, by the way?

Skipper: Classified information.

27K: T_T... ^_^ <3

^XD I don't know any other language fluently. I know some basic Spanish, but that's about it.

*a sound is heard in the glove compartment*
Skipper: What the deuce?!
27K: *opens glove compartment*
KJ: *falls out* Whoa!!!! Ommph!!!! *falls to floor* Hello, slap happy penguins!!
Skipper: Ringtail!!! How did you get in here without being noticed!?
KJ: What was that penguiny word you use? Classification?
Skipper: *faceflipper*
PB: I believe you mean, classified.
KJ: Yep! That's the one! The real reason I'm here is because Mort kept trying to touch da royal feet.
Skipper: So you're not here to annoy me to death?
KJ: Well, no, but now that you mention it, I'll do that too!
Skipper: ...*headsteeringwheel* *headsteeringwheel* *headsteeringwheel*
PB: Oh, Skipper honey, if you keep doing that you'll get a headache!
Skipper: I already have a headache!
PB: Oh........*smacks 27K's arm* See what ya did?! You gave him a headache! >:(
27K: Ow! *rubs arm* Did not!
PB: Did to!
27K: Did not!
PB: DID TO!!!!!
27K: DID NOT!!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!! *tackles PB*
Skipper: *rubs temples* This is gonna be a long day....

Kowalski: Oh-no!! She's back!! HIDE ME!! *hides behind PB,27K and KR*
CP: Okay enough playing around guys I'm serious-
PB: Really you don't look like you're serious..
CP: -_- Now tell me where's Kowalski
27K: *Points up*
KR:*Points down*
CP:Up there? He can't fly! Also..Down there? You've got to be kidding me- *a car passes by* *spinning* Hey watch where you're driving lunatic! Rico,chainsaw! *Rico regurgitates a chainsaw* Thank you. Now..HEY YOU COME BACK HERE!! *Destruction sounds heard at the background*
RandomDude:My car!! Hey you!! *CP growls at him* Urm..Nothing......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *runs away*
Everyone: O_O
Rico: Wow...
Kr: She's definitly psycho O_o

^XDXDXDXDXD

Kowalski: *hops down and steps on gas* DRIVE!!!!! DRIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­
Skipper: Ah! Kowalski! Slow down! We're about to run her over!!
Kowalski: Really?! *presses down harder*
CP: *abruptly stops chasing man with chainsaw and sees car* >:D *hops out of way and jacks someone else's car* I'M COMING MY LOVE!!!!!! *screeches out*
Random guy: MY CAR!!!
(Meanwhile in the car)
PB: DID TO!!!
27K: DID NOT!!!!!!!!
PB: DID TO!!!!
27K: DID NOT!!!!
*PB & 27K continue pointlessly fighting in the back seat*
Skipper: Will you two stop it! I will turn this thing around!!!!
PB: OW! That's my hair!!!!
27K: Dammit! I was aiming for your face!
KR: O____O
Private: You know, the lunacorns always say that fighting never solves anything!!!
PB: *pushes 27K off* He's right. Fighting never solves anything. Friends?
27K: Friends! *hugs*
PB: *hugs*
Skipper: Finally.....
PB: So are ya gonna apologize to Skipper for giving him a headache?
27K: >:( *growls at PB, tackles again* I did NOT give him a headache!
PB: DID TO!!!!!!!
Skipper: UGH!!!! *headsteeringwheel* Make *headsteeringwheel* it *headsteeringwheel* stop....

(You know what I've noticed these past couple of days? The penguins and their friends have been driving for days without ever reaching where they're going, by now Hans would have ruled the whole country by now XD)

*car tosses everyone inside, PB AND 27K hit the left and right windows respectively and knocks them out, Kowalski ends up on the car floor with KR on top of him, Julien enjoys being tossed around while the rest wear seatbelts and stays put*

Skipper: Well, that worked, I knew should have done that hours ago, Rico I've got a job for you put masking tape on those two, PB and 27K and tie them with a rope together >:)

Rico: Aye Sir!

Skipper: Now unless anyone else wants to end up like them, you'd better let me drive in peace! At least until I tell you to talk so.

Everyone: O.....O

Skipper: Good, that would lessen my headaches for now :)

*Skipper continues driving until he asks Kowalski of their present location*

Skiper: Ok Kowalski, where are we now, did you find his location?

Kowalski: Well according to my calculations, we're nearing his hideout *makes final calculations* wait this can't be right O.o

Skipper: What can't be right, don't tell me we went the wrong way! >:(

Kowalski: Actually we are, it's the location I'm worried about, oh before I forget make a left on that road, then take a hard right, and finally go straight left.

Skipper: Where are we going anyway?

Kowalski: You'll know it when we see it...

*Skipper follows Kowalski's directions and ends up in front of an old abandoned mansion*

Skipper: *points at the house* Why in the world would Hans hide in a creepy place like this? O.o

Private: *gulp* Don't tell me were actually going in there? :O

Kowalski: I'm afraid so Private, I'm afraid so....

Everyone: :O

To be continued...