Family Guy Posted over a year ago

Consuela: No school, today so i bring my nephew Mikey over here.
Mikey: Hola! U want to buy some light-up yo-yo?
Peter: Well, kinda!
Lois: That's it! Peter we hv got to get rid of her!
Peter: I couldnt agree anymore, just let me see if mikey sells thise yo-yos with batteries! Posted over a year ago

Prt 1 below!
Lois(angrily):No, i m not talkin about u peter i m talkin about PETA.
Chris: I think there are riots in PETA!
Peter(very furiously): THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!! Posted over a year ago

Lois: Tht's a great idea. Mayb later u can join PETA.
Peter: Join me 4 what?
Lois: No, PETA the organization.
Peter: What organization?
Lois: PETA
Peter: What?
Lois: No PETA is an acronym.
Peter: No i am not i am a catholic!
Lois: no peter i m sayin that if this goes well brian can b part of a PETA rally.
Peter: Somebodys hving a rally 4 me now!
Lois: No, 4 PETA!
Peter(angrily): That's me! I am Peter.
Prt 2 abv
Posted over a year ago

Brian: I just cant believe that our society actually values the life of a dog less than that of a human. Its infierating.
Stewie: Well, then maybe u should bark at a tree and chew ur balls for an hour! Posted over a year ago

Brian: How could u do that to me! I killed an animal of my kind. How would u feel if u killed a baby?
Stewie: Well i hv killed 7!................... Posted over a year ago

Consuela takes brian out of the house as he's talkin to stewie on phone then attends the phone herself.
Consuela: Hola!
Stewie :Uh, can u put brian back online.
Consuela: No,no doggy afuera (outside)
Stewie: U r the new house-keeper arent u?
Consuela:Si!
Stewie: Look, i m not pointin fingers here but i m missing $1000 in play money!
Consuela: I take it!
Stewie: What!!! u took it then give it back!
Consuela : Come and het it b***h! Posted over a year ago

Brian: Hey, it's a big deal!
It;ll to get some support here.
Lois: Oh, i am sorry brian so (sarcastically) what channel is the award ceremony aired on.
Brian : Well, they are gonna give awards for how well u washed the dishes last night! (sarcasticaly)
Stewie (laughing) :Aha! U hv nothing going in front of that! Posted over a year ago

Prt 2:
prt 1 below! refer to it and then read this!
Consuela : Hello Mr. Peter, Hello Mr. Children. Posted over a year ago

Lois: Peter, it took me a half hour to clean up your mess! I am sick as hell as ur constantly makin a mess of the house and i m cleanin up after u. So i hired a maid.
Peter: What! U nuts! We dont hv money 4 that!
Lois: Oh really, what about the peter-copter. Did we not hv money for the peter-copter.
Peter : Hey did i say anything when u bought that iron! LOL!
Lois: Watever! I want u to meet consuela the new maid. Consuela this is my husband peter and these are my children!
(continued abv)
Posted over a year ago