| Call me Deadpool. It rhymes with No School |
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Call me Deadpool. It rhymes with No School
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| YES!!! As in &# 34; Yes, your going to die&# 34; HA! Just... |
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YES!!! As in "Yes, your going to die" HA! Just kidding
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| (In Slow- Mo) Nooooo! That was my favorite gun |
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(In Slow-Mo) Nooooo! That was my favorite gun
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| Weapon X hasn&# 39; t been the same without ya. Nobody... |
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Weapon X hasn't been the same without ya. Nobody calls me bub anymore
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| I was a normal baby for thirty minutes, then... |
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I was a normal baby for thirty minutes, then ninjas stole my mama
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| Forget S. H. I. E. L. D! Forget rules! Forget these... |
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Forget S.H.I.E.L.D! Forget rules! Forget these shiny sticks are swords and hop on
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| What do you say after the mission, we shoot all... |
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What do you say after the mission, we shoot all those floating babies
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| What? Babies creep me out |
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What? Babies creep me out
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| Rock a by- BANG! Ha ha ha |
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Rock a by- BANG! Ha ha ha
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| We sneak in, grab Agent McGuffin, and un- alive... |
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We sneak in, grab Agent McGuffin, and un-alive Taskmaster and his minions.
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| I can&# 39; t really say the K word out loud. anyway,... |
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I can't really say the K word out loud. anyway, lets go Kword them
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| I shot him in the ass with one of these...... What... |
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I shot him in the ass with one of these...... What I did
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| That&# 39; s so much funnier when it happens to someone... |
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That's so much funnier when it happens to someone else
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(Laughs) You said trap
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| (Arm gets cut off) Oh, man, that is just not cool.... |
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(Arm gets cut off) Oh, man, that is just not cool. Could you give me a hand?
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| I have a healing factor that makes Wolverine go &# 34; I... |
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I have a healing factor that makes Wolverine go "I wish I had DP's healing factor
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| Whatever you say, ponytail |
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Whatever you say, ponytail
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| Can&# 39; t say no to a little murder |
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Can't say no to a little murder
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| I&# 39; m running the show now, and this is just the tip... |
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I'm running the show now, and this is just the tip of the spear
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| Hey, Wolverine. It&# 39; s me, Deadpool... I shot you |
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Hey, Wolverine. It's me, Deadpool... I shot you
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