~Personal Information~
-Nik’s birthday is February 7th, 1999, a week before Valentine’s Day
-Nik’s real name is Nikolas, but finds his full name to be too formal, and prefers to be called Nik by his friends.
-Nik has studied both psychology and sociology, something he is both fascinated with and easily bored with. It depends on what mood he is in
-Nik is a nihilist
-Nik is demisexual
-Nik has both Irish blood and German blood. It is believed that, from his father’s side, he has some Native American blood as well, though very little
-Nik has taken both French and Spanish, and is equally terrible in both
-When Nik was a toddler, his family moved from Middletown to Trenton after a bad experience with an angry lesbian couple and a violent ex-marine
~Family~
-Nik’s dad is named Kenneth, Kenny for short, and looks like, as he stated, a more sunbaked Kenny from The Walking Dead, moustache and all. It has made it very uncomfortable for Nik to hate on Kenny, yet it still hasn’t stopped him from doing so
-Nik has two two older half-sisters and an older half-brother, only having grown up around his brother, and his two half-sisters having already married and having children, making Nik’s dad a grandfather
-Nik has had many pets over the years, most of whom died as of tragic results. This includes at least over thirty dogs, twelve cats, six guinea pigs, three goldfish, two rabbits, and a snake. Nik’s current pets are a rabbit his younger sister named Elsa, much to Nik’s dismay, and his pet cat, Spike, named after the character from Cowboy Bebop, who is a very fat and lazy cat that has been attacked numerous time by other stray cats for trying to steal their food.
~School~
-Nik has taken psychology and sociology, and despite it being the most boring classes he’s ever gone through, finds it very interesting, but believes that this interesting piece of screwed up information is not worth two years of boredom.
-Nik has humiliated himself in school on more than several occasions. Including, but not limited to, bringing a folder with fish printed on it for show and tell when kids were to bring pictures of their real pets, telling puns in the talent show in front of the entire school, going completely stiff during a play despite practicing heavily the night prior, cutting his tongue with scissors, and having two girls interested in him at the same time, but due to his social awkwardness, both lost interest immediately. After moving schools, Nik made it a goal to just remain out of the class’s eye and only interact with a small group of kids. He has been believed to be a possible school shooter and/or serial killer because of this.
-Nik once played kindergarten soccer with his younger brother, both of whom would just screw around instead of defending the goal. They were kicked out a year later, and surprisingly, not sooner.
-Nik got the highest grade in his writing class for writing about a child murderer, further increasing people’s suspicions of him.
-Nik nearly failed senior year due to a Persona 4 addiction, and only barely passed with C’s and B’s due to his friends doing his work for him, something he is still paying them back for.
~Friends~
-Nik’s friend, Ryan, is a major weeaboo, who loves Dragon Ball and everything Japanese. Though Ryan continues to tell everyone that he is not a weeaboo, Nik has decided to tell the world otherwise. Nik believes that Ryan has a higher tolerance for awful things than most people, as he enjoys the Michael Bay Transformers movies and enjoys Sonic 06
-Nik’s friend, Ben, is much more responsible and mature than Ryan and Nik will ever be. He has a job, a car, and parents that have high political opinions. Nik believes that Ben is a guy stuck in the 80s despite never entering the 80s, for his love of 80’s rock music, old computers, and the NES
-Nik’s African American friend, Brian, is the farthest thing from gangster, despite acting like it. He likes old anime like Fist of the North Star and Jojo, and is highly interested in over the top violence. Despite being fine with the group calling him the N-word, no one, not even Nik, is comfortable with just calling him that.
-Nik has been stabbed in the back badly back in middle school, which is why he has extreme trust issues. He only trusts few people, but has started to be a little more trustworthy lately
~Games~
-Nik finds the concept of Persona waifus stupid and uses it in an ironic manner, yet says that, if he were pathetic enough, he would choose Futaba from Persona 5
-Nik’s first game he got all the achievements for was Dark Souls, followed immediately by Dark Souls II
-Nik has an extreme hatred towards new Silent Hill games and towards Konami in general
-Nik’s video game shitlist is very full of terrible characters, but says that those that rank the highest include Sparro from Animal Crossing taking the top, Kenny from The Walking Dead in second, and Eric Sparrow from Tony Hawk’s Underground in third
-Nik has beaten Dead Rising and Dead Rising 2 more times than he’d like to admit, and has found all secret spots, yet due to complications with his console, has yet to get all of the achievements
-Nik remembers writing Ace Attorney fan fiction, and after reading it again for the first time in years, he has stated “So this is why I got beat up a lot in school”
-Nik’s brother has once run into a “crime family” while playing GTA V, who were called The Raviolis. Nik has used the name Raviolis as a way to describe a non-threatening person that tries too hard (Ex. That fucking Ravioli, pointing a BB gun at small children)
-Nik’s favorite Pokemon is Chespin, as started from the strong bond he had with his Chespin in Pokemon X named Bombshell, which soon became the massive tank Chesnaught, a name Nik thought was way cooler than necessary. Chesnaught would go on to destroy almost every single enemy in a single punch, and was used more than any legendary Pokemon Nik had
-Nik bought a Wii solely to play No More Heroes. The Wii broke before he could buy the game
-Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater was the first game Nik bought with his own money
-Nik has attempted to beat Final Fantasy XIII on numerous occasions, but quit, stating “That’s just too shitty”
~Opinions~
-Nik’s favorite anime is Cowboy Bebop, but Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is a close second
-Though Nik loves Bakuman a lot, he see’s it better as a manga than an anime
-Nik can handle just about anything spicy, and has been known to finish off entire trays of hot wings and eat an entire bag of spicy chips in one sitting, and is very thankful for his very good metabolism
-Nik see’s cat’s as selfish assholes and never did like them, but grew to hate them after one of them broke his Death Jr. figure and sat on the shelf it once stood on, acting high and mighty. Since then, Nik has despised cats. Spike is an exception to this, as he is too fat to jump onto the shelves
-Nik’s favorite movie is the Evil Dead franchise for it’s stupid action and horror, Evil Dead 2 especially
-Nik prefer Dr. Pepper over Coke and Pepsi, with Nik stating he can’t handle the strong sugar of Coke or the metallic taste of Pepsi
-Nik is a huge fan of Edgar Allen Poe and H.P. Lovecraft
-Nik has stated that he despises any dystopian future story with teenage lovers as the main characters, and blames The Hunger Games for popularizing the genre. He refuses to read Divergent, and is pissed that the movies do well financially
-Nik has a love-hate relationship with chocolate, stating that depending on his mood, he loves chocolate, but eating even a little more than maybe two bars at the most will make him sick
-Walking Dead: Survival Instincts is the worst video game Nik has ever played
-Baby Geniuses is the worst movie Nik has ever seen, and it is possible that this contributed to his hatred of children
-Nik is not a fan of the Assassin’s Creed franchise, something he says he will probably regret telling everyone
-Though Walking Dead: Survival Instincts is the worst game Nik has ever played, Final Fantasy XIII is the game Nik hates the most
-Nik unironically likes Limp Bizkit, but will always tell everyone that he hates U2 and hates most modern pop singers
~Miscellaneous~
-Nik has been prone to jumping into dumpsters to find things in hopes of getting cool stuff. Some things he has found include Peter Jackson’s King Kong on DVD, a Batman logo pillow, a Mario plush doll, a Mothman poster, a children’s bible, a leather couch, and a Five Night’s at Freddy’s toy. Nik did not take the latter, saying “Trash just blends in so well in dumpsters”.
-Nik watched The 120 Days of Sodom three years ago and is still disturbed by it, even today
-Nik once took a Super Nintendo from an abandoned crack house, where he saw one of the pigeons inside attempting to kill itself by smashing its head into the window. It still freaks Nik out today
-Nik almost killed a man once by finding a man out in his backyard, attempting to steal his brother’s bike, and ran at him with a butcher’s knife, scarring him off
-Nik suffers from, what he claims is, the Pro Skater Curse. Each copy of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 that he bought would always be a waste of money in some way. When he bought the game for Gamecube, it broke in the mail (He got a refund immediately). When he bought the game again for Xbox, the disc wasn’t inside the case (He DIDN’T get a refund). Nik is worried that, if he buys the game for PS2, it will blow his PS2 up the second he puts the game in the console, and has just decided to wait until he finds a brand new copy
-Nik has been banned from King’s Island. Why he has been though, he refuses to say why.
-Nik’s birthday is February 7th, 1999, a week before Valentine’s Day
-Nik’s real name is Nikolas, but finds his full name to be too formal, and prefers to be called Nik by his friends.
-Nik has studied both psychology and sociology, something he is both fascinated with and easily bored with. It depends on what mood he is in
-Nik is a nihilist
-Nik is demisexual
-Nik has both Irish blood and German blood. It is believed that, from his father’s side, he has some Native American blood as well, though very little
-Nik has taken both French and Spanish, and is equally terrible in both
-When Nik was a toddler, his family moved from Middletown to Trenton after a bad experience with an angry lesbian couple and a violent ex-marine
~Family~
-Nik’s dad is named Kenneth, Kenny for short, and looks like, as he stated, a more sunbaked Kenny from The Walking Dead, moustache and all. It has made it very uncomfortable for Nik to hate on Kenny, yet it still hasn’t stopped him from doing so
-Nik has two two older half-sisters and an older half-brother, only having grown up around his brother, and his two half-sisters having already married and having children, making Nik’s dad a grandfather
-Nik has had many pets over the years, most of whom died as of tragic results. This includes at least over thirty dogs, twelve cats, six guinea pigs, three goldfish, two rabbits, and a snake. Nik’s current pets are a rabbit his younger sister named Elsa, much to Nik’s dismay, and his pet cat, Spike, named after the character from Cowboy Bebop, who is a very fat and lazy cat that has been attacked numerous time by other stray cats for trying to steal their food.
~School~
-Nik has taken psychology and sociology, and despite it being the most boring classes he’s ever gone through, finds it very interesting, but believes that this interesting piece of screwed up information is not worth two years of boredom.
-Nik has humiliated himself in school on more than several occasions. Including, but not limited to, bringing a folder with fish printed on it for show and tell when kids were to bring pictures of their real pets, telling puns in the talent show in front of the entire school, going completely stiff during a play despite practicing heavily the night prior, cutting his tongue with scissors, and having two girls interested in him at the same time, but due to his social awkwardness, both lost interest immediately. After moving schools, Nik made it a goal to just remain out of the class’s eye and only interact with a small group of kids. He has been believed to be a possible school shooter and/or serial killer because of this.
-Nik once played kindergarten soccer with his younger brother, both of whom would just screw around instead of defending the goal. They were kicked out a year later, and surprisingly, not sooner.
-Nik got the highest grade in his writing class for writing about a child murderer, further increasing people’s suspicions of him.
-Nik nearly failed senior year due to a Persona 4 addiction, and only barely passed with C’s and B’s due to his friends doing his work for him, something he is still paying them back for.
~Friends~
-Nik’s friend, Ryan, is a major weeaboo, who loves Dragon Ball and everything Japanese. Though Ryan continues to tell everyone that he is not a weeaboo, Nik has decided to tell the world otherwise. Nik believes that Ryan has a higher tolerance for awful things than most people, as he enjoys the Michael Bay Transformers movies and enjoys Sonic 06
-Nik’s friend, Ben, is much more responsible and mature than Ryan and Nik will ever be. He has a job, a car, and parents that have high political opinions. Nik believes that Ben is a guy stuck in the 80s despite never entering the 80s, for his love of 80’s rock music, old computers, and the NES
-Nik’s African American friend, Brian, is the farthest thing from gangster, despite acting like it. He likes old anime like Fist of the North Star and Jojo, and is highly interested in over the top violence. Despite being fine with the group calling him the N-word, no one, not even Nik, is comfortable with just calling him that.
-Nik has been stabbed in the back badly back in middle school, which is why he has extreme trust issues. He only trusts few people, but has started to be a little more trustworthy lately
~Games~
-Nik finds the concept of Persona waifus stupid and uses it in an ironic manner, yet says that, if he were pathetic enough, he would choose Futaba from Persona 5
-Nik’s first game he got all the achievements for was Dark Souls, followed immediately by Dark Souls II
-Nik has an extreme hatred towards new Silent Hill games and towards Konami in general
-Nik’s video game shitlist is very full of terrible characters, but says that those that rank the highest include Sparro from Animal Crossing taking the top, Kenny from The Walking Dead in second, and Eric Sparrow from Tony Hawk’s Underground in third
-Nik has beaten Dead Rising and Dead Rising 2 more times than he’d like to admit, and has found all secret spots, yet due to complications with his console, has yet to get all of the achievements
-Nik remembers writing Ace Attorney fan fiction, and after reading it again for the first time in years, he has stated “So this is why I got beat up a lot in school”
-Nik’s brother has once run into a “crime family” while playing GTA V, who were called The Raviolis. Nik has used the name Raviolis as a way to describe a non-threatening person that tries too hard (Ex. That fucking Ravioli, pointing a BB gun at small children)
-Nik’s favorite Pokemon is Chespin, as started from the strong bond he had with his Chespin in Pokemon X named Bombshell, which soon became the massive tank Chesnaught, a name Nik thought was way cooler than necessary. Chesnaught would go on to destroy almost every single enemy in a single punch, and was used more than any legendary Pokemon Nik had
-Nik bought a Wii solely to play No More Heroes. The Wii broke before he could buy the game
-Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater was the first game Nik bought with his own money
-Nik has attempted to beat Final Fantasy XIII on numerous occasions, but quit, stating “That’s just too shitty”
~Opinions~
-Nik’s favorite anime is Cowboy Bebop, but Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is a close second
-Though Nik loves Bakuman a lot, he see’s it better as a manga than an anime
-Nik can handle just about anything spicy, and has been known to finish off entire trays of hot wings and eat an entire bag of spicy chips in one sitting, and is very thankful for his very good metabolism
-Nik see’s cat’s as selfish assholes and never did like them, but grew to hate them after one of them broke his Death Jr. figure and sat on the shelf it once stood on, acting high and mighty. Since then, Nik has despised cats. Spike is an exception to this, as he is too fat to jump onto the shelves
-Nik’s favorite movie is the Evil Dead franchise for it’s stupid action and horror, Evil Dead 2 especially
-Nik prefer Dr. Pepper over Coke and Pepsi, with Nik stating he can’t handle the strong sugar of Coke or the metallic taste of Pepsi
-Nik is a huge fan of Edgar Allen Poe and H.P. Lovecraft
-Nik has stated that he despises any dystopian future story with teenage lovers as the main characters, and blames The Hunger Games for popularizing the genre. He refuses to read Divergent, and is pissed that the movies do well financially
-Nik has a love-hate relationship with chocolate, stating that depending on his mood, he loves chocolate, but eating even a little more than maybe two bars at the most will make him sick
-Walking Dead: Survival Instincts is the worst video game Nik has ever played
-Baby Geniuses is the worst movie Nik has ever seen, and it is possible that this contributed to his hatred of children
-Nik is not a fan of the Assassin’s Creed franchise, something he says he will probably regret telling everyone
-Though Walking Dead: Survival Instincts is the worst game Nik has ever played, Final Fantasy XIII is the game Nik hates the most
-Nik unironically likes Limp Bizkit, but will always tell everyone that he hates U2 and hates most modern pop singers
~Miscellaneous~
-Nik has been prone to jumping into dumpsters to find things in hopes of getting cool stuff. Some things he has found include Peter Jackson’s King Kong on DVD, a Batman logo pillow, a Mario plush doll, a Mothman poster, a children’s bible, a leather couch, and a Five Night’s at Freddy’s toy. Nik did not take the latter, saying “Trash just blends in so well in dumpsters”.
-Nik watched The 120 Days of Sodom three years ago and is still disturbed by it, even today
-Nik once took a Super Nintendo from an abandoned crack house, where he saw one of the pigeons inside attempting to kill itself by smashing its head into the window. It still freaks Nik out today
-Nik almost killed a man once by finding a man out in his backyard, attempting to steal his brother’s bike, and ran at him with a butcher’s knife, scarring him off
-Nik suffers from, what he claims is, the Pro Skater Curse. Each copy of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 that he bought would always be a waste of money in some way. When he bought the game for Gamecube, it broke in the mail (He got a refund immediately). When he bought the game again for Xbox, the disc wasn’t inside the case (He DIDN’T get a refund). Nik is worried that, if he buys the game for PS2, it will blow his PS2 up the second he puts the game in the console, and has just decided to wait until he finds a brand new copy
-Nik has been banned from King’s Island. Why he has been though, he refuses to say why.