So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, or a blue little bitch who's got some burners on him?
...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! You wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
Anyway, so I'm your host B.O. Bradley, and let's get right into this shit!
YEA-YUH!
Argument #1: Statistics AKA The Charts AKA Nothing but the facts AKA What your friend pulls on you when they're trying to win a bullshit argument
You GAHTA realize man, that Shadow man, he weak man! So without further ado, some statistics!
So as you can see by this giraffe, the black hedgehog is vastly weaker! Hooba dooba.
Argument #2: WHAT THE FUCK IS A "BALANCE?"
Sonic's my man man, and this man's got the following, MAN!
Speed, Strength, Insomnia, Serious Issues, Thalassophobia
Meanwhile, Shadow tha man's got:
Speed, Stamina, Ehmortahlitee, DEM RINGS DO, and THE EMMOOOOO!
Shadow wins this one because Emo prevails over all, am i right my guys my gals my mates my homies MY FAMS FAM?
Argument #3: BUT ARE DEY VIRGINS DOH?
According to the scientifically accurate studies of our lord and savior Wikipedia, "Thine Sonic hast fallen to the luminous fragrance of many a female, but thou Shadow hast not give up thou Maria! They ruminated the rendezvous of the final, hastily not realizing that thou are indeed, still weeaboo scum."
*This is honestly me trying to sound smart, ugh. Get a thesaurus, kids, preferably one not of the Dinosaur variant.*
Cunclushun
So who wins in the end? Well, while Shadow may have the pedophilic and bestiality relationship with Maria, Sonic's got dem statistics, and DAT HYPER FORM THOUGH? Shit's OP as fuck.
And what's Shadow got, some goofy fashion rings he found at Target? Bullshit. You gonna try beating the Soviet Union with a plastic fork? BITCH, you are OUTTA your mind.
Well, hope you guys enjoyed the video! I'd like to thank auto-correct for the wonderful help it gave me. Now what time does my cock say, 8:33? Man, what am I doing with my life. April Fools Day was 3 days ago, fuckin' retard.
...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! You wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
Anyway, so I'm your host B.O. Bradley, and let's get right into this shit!
YEA-YUH!
Argument #1: Statistics AKA The Charts AKA Nothing but the facts AKA What your friend pulls on you when they're trying to win a bullshit argument
You GAHTA realize man, that Shadow man, he weak man! So without further ado, some statistics!
So as you can see by this giraffe, the black hedgehog is vastly weaker! Hooba dooba.
Argument #2: WHAT THE FUCK IS A "BALANCE?"
Sonic's my man man, and this man's got the following, MAN!
Speed, Strength, Insomnia, Serious Issues, Thalassophobia
Meanwhile, Shadow tha man's got:
Speed, Stamina, Ehmortahlitee, DEM RINGS DO, and THE EMMOOOOO!
Shadow wins this one because Emo prevails over all, am i right my guys my gals my mates my homies MY FAMS FAM?
Argument #3: BUT ARE DEY VIRGINS DOH?
According to the scientifically accurate studies of our lord and savior Wikipedia, "Thine Sonic hast fallen to the luminous fragrance of many a female, but thou Shadow hast not give up thou Maria! They ruminated the rendezvous of the final, hastily not realizing that thou are indeed, still weeaboo scum."
*This is honestly me trying to sound smart, ugh. Get a thesaurus, kids, preferably one not of the Dinosaur variant.*
Cunclushun
So who wins in the end? Well, while Shadow may have the pedophilic and bestiality relationship with Maria, Sonic's got dem statistics, and DAT HYPER FORM THOUGH? Shit's OP as fuck.
And what's Shadow got, some goofy fashion rings he found at Target? Bullshit. You gonna try beating the Soviet Union with a plastic fork? BITCH, you are OUTTA your mind.
Well, hope you guys enjoyed the video! I'd like to thank auto-correct for the wonderful help it gave me. Now what time does my cock say, 8:33? Man, what am I doing with my life. April Fools Day was 3 days ago, fuckin' retard.
Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take