Song: link
Astrel Sky: Drums!! *Excitedly runs around in circles*
Hawkeye: Didn't know she was into drums that much.
Percy: Mickey? As in Mickey Mouse?
Applejack: Could be.
Mily: Yay, I'm in another cameo!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I! *Lands in front of Mily*
Mily: Uh, how come you sound exactly like me?
Rainbow Dash: Same voice actress?
Mily: Could be. *Backs away from Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. I'm Rainbow Dash, from The Adventures of Rainbow Dash, and I shall be your host for tonight. Coming up, we got My Little Pornstar, with my show, The Adventures of Rainbow Dash.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have you done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and you don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, or you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles next to Applejack as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how you feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are you now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: You had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as Applejack set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* You better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* Next time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need you to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like you told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here you dumb ass motherfucker, pay up, or die.
Bon Bon: *Gives Applejack a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing Applejack carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down next to a well.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but Applejack tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
Rainbow Dash: Well, you can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three seconds after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
Rainbow Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
Rainbow Dash: I think I know the answer. What have you been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
Rainbow Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear you say that you believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
Rainbow Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are you trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps you can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
Rainbow Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of cupcakes she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get you baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are you assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did you use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can you use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, you askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. You gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. You know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and apple appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of you have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic Show
One day, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a table with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied by chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black top hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single pony in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. You don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a pony you idiots!
Screwball: Five minutes before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minutes are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt more like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to show you some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, Rainbow Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
Rainbow Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes onto stage*
Pony 46: That's not fair!
Pony 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
Rainbow Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue pony disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and Rainbow Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, Rainbow Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
Rainbow Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on top of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
Rainbow Dash: *Sits in seat next to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are you doing here?!
Rainbow Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: You can be polite by getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets back to seat in truck next to Screwball* Did you miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to punch Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
Random Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are you okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, move it!
Rainbow Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If you could move your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't you go anywhere?!
Rainbow Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
Rainbow Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, Rainbow Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
Rainbow Dash: Are you okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: Hope you enjoyed the show everyone. The final segment before our big hiatus will be here next week. After that, we won't return until May 13. Thankfully, we'll see you one more time before we finish things up.
Astrel Sky: Drums!! *Excitedly runs around in circles*
Hawkeye: Didn't know she was into drums that much.
Percy: Mickey? As in Mickey Mouse?
Applejack: Could be.
Mily: Yay, I'm in another cameo!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I! *Lands in front of Mily*
Mily: Uh, how come you sound exactly like me?
Rainbow Dash: Same voice actress?
Mily: Could be. *Backs away from Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. I'm Rainbow Dash, from The Adventures of Rainbow Dash, and I shall be your host for tonight. Coming up, we got My Little Pornstar, with my show, The Adventures of Rainbow Dash.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have you done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and you don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, or you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles next to Applejack as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how you feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are you now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: You had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as Applejack set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* You better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* Next time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need you to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like you told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here you dumb ass motherfucker, pay up, or die.
Bon Bon: *Gives Applejack a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing Applejack carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down next to a well.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but Applejack tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
Rainbow Dash: Well, you can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three seconds after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
Rainbow Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
Rainbow Dash: I think I know the answer. What have you been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
Rainbow Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear you say that you believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
Rainbow Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are you trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps you can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
Rainbow Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of cupcakes she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get you baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are you assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did you use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can you use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, you askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. You gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. You know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and apple appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of you have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic Show
One day, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a table with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied by chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black top hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single pony in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. You don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a pony you idiots!
Screwball: Five minutes before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minutes are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt more like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to show you some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, Rainbow Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
Rainbow Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes onto stage*
Pony 46: That's not fair!
Pony 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
Rainbow Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue pony disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and Rainbow Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, Rainbow Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
Rainbow Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on top of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
Rainbow Dash: *Sits in seat next to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are you doing here?!
Rainbow Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: You can be polite by getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets back to seat in truck next to Screwball* Did you miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to punch Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
Random Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are you okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, move it!
Rainbow Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If you could move your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't you go anywhere?!
Rainbow Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
Rainbow Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, Rainbow Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
Rainbow Dash: Are you okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: Hope you enjoyed the show everyone. The final segment before our big hiatus will be here next week. After that, we won't return until May 13. Thankfully, we'll see you one more time before we finish things up.
#1: THE RING:
If you seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.
#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".
#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end you would not see coming..
#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked by a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..
#5: ONE HOUR PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
If you seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.
#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".
#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end you would not see coming..
#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked by a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..
#5: ONE HOUR PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where you put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope you don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where you eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the fire challenge, where you set yourself on fire for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take