Hello, everyone. And it’s finally 2017. Ain’t it great? No more Harambe jokes, no more celebrities dying, no more being overly offensive (I hope). But, enough about why the world sucks. Let’s talk about me, and what cringey crap I have in mind. Now, I have a lot planned for 2017. Like, a lot. But first, some things for older series. Now, the series, Welcome to Clearwater, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. I just don’t have much I can satire, and I kinda ended Welcome to Eastwood just to have the group have an end. I was planning on having Welcome to Clearwater be more serious at times, but with the addition of new characters, I felt it would be too much. So, if I don’t make anymore, you heard it here first. Clockworks will still be made, but will keep it’s long period for each episode, since the series is very short. But, you will see more of them. Don’t you all worry. As for Corner of Horror, I will be taking a break. Due to both October Movie Marathon and 12 Days of Christmassacre, I’m drained on that series. I will keep making horror reviews, because I love horror very much, but I will be taking a break for a good while. And finally, What’s Your Take….. That series is dead. It sucked for me and everyone who read it. You will never see another What’s Your Take article. I said that I made big mistakes before, but that was my biggest and longest. And I regret it so very much. So, no more of that. If you were all wondering why I stopped, it’s because it was cringey, dull, annoying, shluk garbage. So no. No more. Ever again. Now, with that bit of anger out of the way, let’s move on to some new things
So, as for new series that I will be working on this year, you can expect these few things. First off, after the competition where I asked everyone if they would prefer to see Glass Sky Hills, Final Stop, or Crimson Salvation, I have the results. Now, it’s a good thing that Glass Sky Hills didn’t win, because I wanted to add a lot of edits to the pilot. Instead of a game, I want it to be a movie. I also added a lot more horror characters to it, like Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman, and also more modern ones, like Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Cthulhu, a Xenomorph, and the Crooked Man from The Conjuring 2. But I’m rambling now. As I was sayin, the winner of the contest was Crimson Salvation. So, if you’ve seen the pilot, you will know that there is going to be more to that series, and since that is probably the more mature of the series, I’m happy to work on it.
Another thing I plan on working on is another review series. I know, I have so much already, and it’s getting redundant at this point, but I feel this would really would like to give these games some love… Or hate, depending on how you look at it. This series will be called Hidden Gems. In it, I will be reviewing more underrated and obscure games, whether they be good or bad. These will all be ranked in categories such as Hidden Gem, the highest rating for games that are highly recommended, Excavation Worthy, games that have some flaws, but are still good, and are worth looking for, Deep Dig, games that have many flaws, and while may have some good, I do not recommend going out of your way to look for, and finally, Bottom of the Bargain Bin, games that are not good and I recommend you avoid. I do look forward to work on these games.
And finally, to celebrate 30 years of its anniversary, for the entire month of January, I will be celebrating Jojo, by having all my lists being Jojo related, and it will be called Jojo-nuary. Look forward to the ranking of the Stands from Part 5 and 6 (I haven’t finished 7 yet, sadly), as well as Top Ten Jojo characters, Top Ten Scariest Stands, Top Ten Crappiest Stands, Top Ten Minor Villains, and the ranking of all the Jojo’s and the villains. So all you Jojo fans out there (Which isn’t much), look forward to that.
I hope you all look forward to this. I know I am. Here’s to a year that is hopefully not littered with Harambe memes.
So, as for new series that I will be working on this year, you can expect these few things. First off, after the competition where I asked everyone if they would prefer to see Glass Sky Hills, Final Stop, or Crimson Salvation, I have the results. Now, it’s a good thing that Glass Sky Hills didn’t win, because I wanted to add a lot of edits to the pilot. Instead of a game, I want it to be a movie. I also added a lot more horror characters to it, like Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman, and also more modern ones, like Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Cthulhu, a Xenomorph, and the Crooked Man from The Conjuring 2. But I’m rambling now. As I was sayin, the winner of the contest was Crimson Salvation. So, if you’ve seen the pilot, you will know that there is going to be more to that series, and since that is probably the more mature of the series, I’m happy to work on it.
Another thing I plan on working on is another review series. I know, I have so much already, and it’s getting redundant at this point, but I feel this would really would like to give these games some love… Or hate, depending on how you look at it. This series will be called Hidden Gems. In it, I will be reviewing more underrated and obscure games, whether they be good or bad. These will all be ranked in categories such as Hidden Gem, the highest rating for games that are highly recommended, Excavation Worthy, games that have some flaws, but are still good, and are worth looking for, Deep Dig, games that have many flaws, and while may have some good, I do not recommend going out of your way to look for, and finally, Bottom of the Bargain Bin, games that are not good and I recommend you avoid. I do look forward to work on these games.
And finally, to celebrate 30 years of its anniversary, for the entire month of January, I will be celebrating Jojo, by having all my lists being Jojo related, and it will be called Jojo-nuary. Look forward to the ranking of the Stands from Part 5 and 6 (I haven’t finished 7 yet, sadly), as well as Top Ten Jojo characters, Top Ten Scariest Stands, Top Ten Crappiest Stands, Top Ten Minor Villains, and the ranking of all the Jojo’s and the villains. So all you Jojo fans out there (Which isn’t much), look forward to that.
I hope you all look forward to this. I know I am. Here’s to a year that is hopefully not littered with Harambe memes.
Bowser: bwahaha!
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*