Cody: (Putting on his work uniform)
James: Thank god, that this week is almost over.
Cody:That’s right, James. Just this Friday, and we’ll be free for an entire weekend
Wind: Are you sure you guys want to go to Mal-Mart today
James: Well, yeah
Wind: I’d recommend calling in sick
Cody: Why?
Wind: Well, don’t you see what’s wrong?
Cody: ….. No?
Wind: It’s the Friday after Thanksgiving. Black Friday. There’s a reason it gets that name
James: Yeah, so what about it
Wind: Have you been to a shopping center during that day? On Black Friday, people who are just normal idiots become incredibly violent idiots. They attack, and sometimes kill each other, just to get a brand new TV
James: Come on. Those are just rumors you hear that are meant to scare people
Wind: Fine. Go ahead and get PTSD after seeing a child trampled to death
Cody: We will
Wind: Alright
James: Fine
Wind: (Gestures them out the door)
Cody: Mockingly) Neh neh neh (Shuts the door as he and James walk out)
James: What does he know. He’s never worked before
Cody: (Driving the golf cart to their location) What makes you think that Wind was being honest
James: I think he was just trying to screw with us
Cody: You’re probably right (Parks the golf cart in front of the Mal-Mart)
James: (Looks out to the left) What the hell is that?
(Sees a massive line of people as they wait outside the Mal-Mart)
Cody: (Walks with James to the front door)
Customer: (Grabs Cody by the collar of his uniform) You! Are you here to open the doors! Tell me!
James: We’re just here to stock the shelves
Customer: You’d better open this door right now (Pulls out a switchblade) I swear to god, I’ll-
Manager: (Comes out and sprays the customer with bear mace, making him fall on the ground) Quick, Cody and James! Get in
(Cody and James run in as the customers rush to the door)
(Other Mal-Mart employees try to fend them off with broom sticks as the manager locks the door again)
Cody: What the hell was that?
Manager: Those were the shoppers. We’ve been keeping them out as long as we could. But we know that they’ll eventually have to come in once the Boss gets here. We just have to hope that we can be prepared
James: (Looks at Cody) You think Wind was right
Cody: Ha! Of course not. It’s just a misunderstanding, that’s all
Wind: (Walks to Hannah’s door and walks right in)
(Walks in on Hannah, Amanda, Miku, Rebecca, and Margaret all chatting)
Hannah: Wind, what the hell. Don’t you knock
Wind: Only when I give a shit
Hannah: What if one of us had just stepped out of the shower
Wind: Than get dressed faster. Anyway, I need some coffee
Amanda: What about that Mars Bucks down the road
Miku: Didn’t that place burn down
Hannah: Yeah, odd. Do you know how that happened, Wind?
Wind: I don’t know what your talking about. Do you have an coffee mix
Rebecca: No. We got tea though
Wind: Tea?! I have plenty of that, and not even the good kind.
Hannah: Well, sorry, but that’s all we got
Wind: (Sighs) Whatever.
Rebecca: Actually, I know a place. Me and the other girls were planning on heading there right away
Wind: …… Is it a Mars Bucks?
Rebecca: No
Wind: ………… Alright, I’ll come… But I’m not paying
Cody: (Sitting at the register, pressing the random numbers on the register out of boredom)
James: (Organizes the shelves, stacking them in pyramids out of boredom)
Boss: Alright, everyone, it’s 5:55 AM. I want those doors opened at exactly six. And I want everything sold off the shelves. If anything is left on the shelves, I’m deducting everyone’s pay. Now, let’s get this started
James: (Stands there, nervously)
Cody: Calm down, James. It’s just some silly story Wind made up to scare us
Manager: Alright, everyone… Open the floodgates
(The employees start to open the store gates, and immediately people rush in. Some people get trampled on and others get badly beaten as the customers rush in, grabbing at merchandise and brutally fighting each other)
James: (Stares in shock)
Cody: Come on, James. It’s all perfectly normal behavior- Oh my god, that woman just stabbed that guy in the eye with a Baz-tardz Doll
James: I DON’T LIKE THIS!
Cody: Just calm down, James. It’s all okay. We can get through this- (A person gets their head smashed into the counter, knocking his teeth out)
Cody: Okay, now I’m starting to panic too
Wind: (Arrives at a coffee shop, with a microphone at the front) What’s with the microphone
Rebecca: Me and Margaret come here every week. It’s a little event this place has where musicians and writers come up and express themselves. That’s why I brought this little guy (Opens her guitar case to show a light brown acoustic guitar)
Wind: Sounds cancerous
Rebecca: Trust me, it’s so much fun
Margaret: It’s the only thing that gives me any joy anymore
Wind: Well, aren’t you a barrel of pleasure and enjoyment
Margaret: I’m just an empty husk of darkness and depression
Rebecca: That’s why we come here. To make you feel better
Wind: I don’t know. This looks kinda… awful (Looks at all the people with Eye Phones and beanies) Just looking at this place makes me wanna die
Rebecca: But there’s coffee at least
Wind: …… (Sighs) These subhumans here better not talk to me
Hipster: (Nearing the end of his poem) And upon the ground, so big and round. I found. Myself
(the crowd mildly claps)
Employee; Thank you for that. Up next, we have a regular, Rebecca Pepper
Rebecca: That’s me
Wind: You’re last name is Pepper?
(Rebecca goes to the front of the shop and sits at the microphone, and begins strumming her guitar)
Wind: (Sarcastically) This is gonna be good
Hannah: Shush
Wind: Don’t shush me
Hannah: Shush!
Rebecca: (Begins playing her guitar) On the outside, I see sunshine. In my heart, it’s all just frost. The sun, to me, is a sign. That there’s something I have lost.
Wind: (Listens to the song, a bit surprised at the way she plays and the tone of her voice)
Rebecca: The sun warms my skin, but my heart’s as cold as ice. The light continues to grow thin, and I know that I must pay the price
Wind: (Continues to listen, very shocked at what he is hearing)
Rebecca: (Plays her guitar with much more heart put into it) My heart is a lock, and it is shut quite tight. As cold as a rock and not quite bright. My heart is a lock, and it just won’t budge. I wish it would unlock, to remove this painful grudge.
Wind: (Sits there, completely impressed)
Wind: (Walking back to the apartment) I gotta admit, Rebecca, that wasn’t terrible. That was actually… decent. Almost good
Hannah: (Very shocked) Are you saying that Rebecca’s music was good?
Wind: Well, yeah.
Rebecca: Well thanks, Wind
Wind: Oh, and thanks again for the coffee
Hannah: Sheesh, when did Wind thank a person in his life
Rebecca: Maybe he’s changing
Hannah: Yeah… Maybe
Wind: (Walks back to his own room, where he sees Cody and James, staring at the wall in terror) Oh, there you two are. How was your day
Cody: ….. Never again
Wind: Ah, so you decided to just go to work on Black Friday?
James: We should have just stayed home.
James: Thank god, that this week is almost over.
Cody:That’s right, James. Just this Friday, and we’ll be free for an entire weekend
Wind: Are you sure you guys want to go to Mal-Mart today
James: Well, yeah
Wind: I’d recommend calling in sick
Cody: Why?
Wind: Well, don’t you see what’s wrong?
Cody: ….. No?
Wind: It’s the Friday after Thanksgiving. Black Friday. There’s a reason it gets that name
James: Yeah, so what about it
Wind: Have you been to a shopping center during that day? On Black Friday, people who are just normal idiots become incredibly violent idiots. They attack, and sometimes kill each other, just to get a brand new TV
James: Come on. Those are just rumors you hear that are meant to scare people
Wind: Fine. Go ahead and get PTSD after seeing a child trampled to death
Cody: We will
Wind: Alright
James: Fine
Wind: (Gestures them out the door)
Cody: Mockingly) Neh neh neh (Shuts the door as he and James walk out)
James: What does he know. He’s never worked before
Cody: (Driving the golf cart to their location) What makes you think that Wind was being honest
James: I think he was just trying to screw with us
Cody: You’re probably right (Parks the golf cart in front of the Mal-Mart)
James: (Looks out to the left) What the hell is that?
(Sees a massive line of people as they wait outside the Mal-Mart)
Cody: (Walks with James to the front door)
Customer: (Grabs Cody by the collar of his uniform) You! Are you here to open the doors! Tell me!
James: We’re just here to stock the shelves
Customer: You’d better open this door right now (Pulls out a switchblade) I swear to god, I’ll-
Manager: (Comes out and sprays the customer with bear mace, making him fall on the ground) Quick, Cody and James! Get in
(Cody and James run in as the customers rush to the door)
(Other Mal-Mart employees try to fend them off with broom sticks as the manager locks the door again)
Cody: What the hell was that?
Manager: Those were the shoppers. We’ve been keeping them out as long as we could. But we know that they’ll eventually have to come in once the Boss gets here. We just have to hope that we can be prepared
James: (Looks at Cody) You think Wind was right
Cody: Ha! Of course not. It’s just a misunderstanding, that’s all
Wind: (Walks to Hannah’s door and walks right in)
(Walks in on Hannah, Amanda, Miku, Rebecca, and Margaret all chatting)
Hannah: Wind, what the hell. Don’t you knock
Wind: Only when I give a shit
Hannah: What if one of us had just stepped out of the shower
Wind: Than get dressed faster. Anyway, I need some coffee
Amanda: What about that Mars Bucks down the road
Miku: Didn’t that place burn down
Hannah: Yeah, odd. Do you know how that happened, Wind?
Wind: I don’t know what your talking about. Do you have an coffee mix
Rebecca: No. We got tea though
Wind: Tea?! I have plenty of that, and not even the good kind.
Hannah: Well, sorry, but that’s all we got
Wind: (Sighs) Whatever.
Rebecca: Actually, I know a place. Me and the other girls were planning on heading there right away
Wind: …… Is it a Mars Bucks?
Rebecca: No
Wind: ………… Alright, I’ll come… But I’m not paying
Cody: (Sitting at the register, pressing the random numbers on the register out of boredom)
James: (Organizes the shelves, stacking them in pyramids out of boredom)
Boss: Alright, everyone, it’s 5:55 AM. I want those doors opened at exactly six. And I want everything sold off the shelves. If anything is left on the shelves, I’m deducting everyone’s pay. Now, let’s get this started
James: (Stands there, nervously)
Cody: Calm down, James. It’s just some silly story Wind made up to scare us
Manager: Alright, everyone… Open the floodgates
(The employees start to open the store gates, and immediately people rush in. Some people get trampled on and others get badly beaten as the customers rush in, grabbing at merchandise and brutally fighting each other)
James: (Stares in shock)
Cody: Come on, James. It’s all perfectly normal behavior- Oh my god, that woman just stabbed that guy in the eye with a Baz-tardz Doll
James: I DON’T LIKE THIS!
Cody: Just calm down, James. It’s all okay. We can get through this- (A person gets their head smashed into the counter, knocking his teeth out)
Cody: Okay, now I’m starting to panic too
Wind: (Arrives at a coffee shop, with a microphone at the front) What’s with the microphone
Rebecca: Me and Margaret come here every week. It’s a little event this place has where musicians and writers come up and express themselves. That’s why I brought this little guy (Opens her guitar case to show a light brown acoustic guitar)
Wind: Sounds cancerous
Rebecca: Trust me, it’s so much fun
Margaret: It’s the only thing that gives me any joy anymore
Wind: Well, aren’t you a barrel of pleasure and enjoyment
Margaret: I’m just an empty husk of darkness and depression
Rebecca: That’s why we come here. To make you feel better
Wind: I don’t know. This looks kinda… awful (Looks at all the people with Eye Phones and beanies) Just looking at this place makes me wanna die
Rebecca: But there’s coffee at least
Wind: …… (Sighs) These subhumans here better not talk to me
Hipster: (Nearing the end of his poem) And upon the ground, so big and round. I found. Myself
(the crowd mildly claps)
Employee; Thank you for that. Up next, we have a regular, Rebecca Pepper
Rebecca: That’s me
Wind: You’re last name is Pepper?
(Rebecca goes to the front of the shop and sits at the microphone, and begins strumming her guitar)
Wind: (Sarcastically) This is gonna be good
Hannah: Shush
Wind: Don’t shush me
Hannah: Shush!
Rebecca: (Begins playing her guitar) On the outside, I see sunshine. In my heart, it’s all just frost. The sun, to me, is a sign. That there’s something I have lost.
Wind: (Listens to the song, a bit surprised at the way she plays and the tone of her voice)
Rebecca: The sun warms my skin, but my heart’s as cold as ice. The light continues to grow thin, and I know that I must pay the price
Wind: (Continues to listen, very shocked at what he is hearing)
Rebecca: (Plays her guitar with much more heart put into it) My heart is a lock, and it is shut quite tight. As cold as a rock and not quite bright. My heart is a lock, and it just won’t budge. I wish it would unlock, to remove this painful grudge.
Wind: (Sits there, completely impressed)
Wind: (Walking back to the apartment) I gotta admit, Rebecca, that wasn’t terrible. That was actually… decent. Almost good
Hannah: (Very shocked) Are you saying that Rebecca’s music was good?
Wind: Well, yeah.
Rebecca: Well thanks, Wind
Wind: Oh, and thanks again for the coffee
Hannah: Sheesh, when did Wind thank a person in his life
Rebecca: Maybe he’s changing
Hannah: Yeah… Maybe
Wind: (Walks back to his own room, where he sees Cody and James, staring at the wall in terror) Oh, there you two are. How was your day
Cody: ….. Never again
Wind: Ah, so you decided to just go to work on Black Friday?
James: We should have just stayed home.
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time