Song: link
Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using music from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's more ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.
Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this pink bitch!
Rainbow Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
Rainbow Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, you did not just use that word.
Rainbow Dash: I didn't call you a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and you are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, you two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
Rainbow Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Next morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*
Rainbow Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Once Rainbow Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.
Gilda: Rainbow Dash, long time no see.
Rainbow Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen you in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash, an explanation por favor?
Rainbow Dash: You're German. Why are you speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
Rainbow Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this pony is starting to annoy me.)
Rainbow Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna join us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
Rainbow Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see you later.
Gilda: We'll?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet you after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.
As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *Helping ducks cross a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are you going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a pillow factory* Oh, a pillow factory. I know they'll be safe there.
But the factory soon blew up.
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*
Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link
Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. You hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal friends blown up in a pillow factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: You scared them!
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here Rainbow Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: You are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
Rainbow Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her duck friends blown up at a pillow factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at the pillow factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did you do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
Rainbow Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're friends with her, I can't be friends with you. *Fights Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Fights Gilda*
They made a cloud of smoke during their fight.
Ponies: Go Rainbow Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go Rainbow Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!
Rainbow Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon lost a tooth.
Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* You all suck!
Rainbow Dash: Not true!
Stop the song
Rainbow Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure you will be friends with her again.
Rainbow Dash: *Confused*
She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of music we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final show for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored by everyone being in black & white.
Episode 8
Thomas Percy & The Coal
It was a beautiful day on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.
"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."
"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."
"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." Said Sean.
"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."
"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.
Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was by him resting.
"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."
"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.
"And by the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look safe to me."
But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.
"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined by the coal dust. "Get me out!"
Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.
"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. You look disgraceful."
"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"
It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his next train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.
Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.
"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." Said Percy.
Next morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.
"Have a drink," Said his driver. The water tower was next to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.
"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"
Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.
That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.
"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. You do know that, don't you?"
"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I said yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."
They also learned to be more careful with coal.
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Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
Rainbow Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See you next week.
Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using music from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's more ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.
Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this pink bitch!
Rainbow Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
Rainbow Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, you did not just use that word.
Rainbow Dash: I didn't call you a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and you are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, you two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
Rainbow Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Next morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*
Rainbow Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Once Rainbow Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.
Gilda: Rainbow Dash, long time no see.
Rainbow Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen you in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash, an explanation por favor?
Rainbow Dash: You're German. Why are you speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
Rainbow Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this pony is starting to annoy me.)
Rainbow Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna join us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
Rainbow Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see you later.
Gilda: We'll?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet you after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.
As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *Helping ducks cross a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are you going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a pillow factory* Oh, a pillow factory. I know they'll be safe there.
But the factory soon blew up.
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*
Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link
Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. You hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal friends blown up in a pillow factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: You scared them!
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here Rainbow Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: You are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
Rainbow Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her duck friends blown up at a pillow factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at the pillow factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did you do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
Rainbow Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're friends with her, I can't be friends with you. *Fights Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Fights Gilda*
They made a cloud of smoke during their fight.
Ponies: Go Rainbow Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go Rainbow Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!
Rainbow Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon lost a tooth.
Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* You all suck!
Rainbow Dash: Not true!
Stop the song
Rainbow Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure you will be friends with her again.
Rainbow Dash: *Confused*
She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of music we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final show for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored by everyone being in black & white.
Episode 8
Thomas Percy & The Coal
It was a beautiful day on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.
"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."
"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."
"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." Said Sean.
"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."
"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.
Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was by him resting.
"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."
"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.
"And by the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look safe to me."
But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.
"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined by the coal dust. "Get me out!"
Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.
"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. You look disgraceful."
"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"
It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his next train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.
Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.
"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." Said Percy.
Next morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.
"Have a drink," Said his driver. The water tower was next to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.
"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"
Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.
That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.
"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. You do know that, don't you?"
"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I said yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."
They also learned to be more careful with coal.
Song: link
Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
Rainbow Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See you next week.
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time