Wind: (Sits at a coffee shop, drinking black coffee)
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did you hear what the news said about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)
Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are you doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time you give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, or a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens when the stupidity inside people starts to fade
Hannah: Wind, to you, everyone is stupid
Wind: Because people are. Don’t you agree that there are idiots everywhere
Hannah: No. You just think everyone but you is an idiot because you don’t like the things people do. That’s what opinions are
Wind: But what about people who actually give a shit about politics
Hannah: Again, that’s your opinion. To you, those people are idiots. But to them, they think it’s an interesting thing. And besides, you really shouldn’t talk to people about politics. They get rather touchy about that subject
Wind: Who cares. I can’t stand a world filled with people who act dumb and just plain terrible because they have power and money. That’s why I do the things that I do.
Hannah: So, you yell at people and then make them start a riot because you don’t like how the world works
Wind: Yes. The world is full of corrupt, greedy, idiotic assholes that think they can avoid everything because they’re rich and are dumb enough to not worry about other worldly problems because they’re so ignorant due to what they learn in the media and online and just do whatever they find to appeal to their simple minds. I just do these things, not because I hate this world. I mean, this world is pretty much the only one we get. I just want things to at least get better. And if I don’t say something about it, well, shit, who will.
Hannah: Well….. That’s kind of a justified way of putting it. But are you sure that people won’t get upset over this
Wind: Trust me, I’m sure that nothing bad will happen
Wind: (Standing at a podium as people stand in the center) Attention everyone, I have an important message-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food. I came here being told there’d be food
Wind: I lied to get you all here. There is no food. Now listen up-
Person: No food!? You’re telling me I skipped out on breakfast just to come here and not get food. I want food, goddamn it!
Wind: Everyone, please shut the fuck up so I can talk
(People start to get angry)
Wind: Ah shit. Not again
(People start running towards Wind)
Wind: Crap (Looks at an Emergency Wine Glass next to him) (Picks up the Emergency Wine Glass and shatters it)
Person: I heard glass break. That means it’s a riot (Punches the man next to him)
(The crowd begins to beat each other up as Wind walks off)
Hannah: Wind, you promised there wouldn’t be a riot this time
Wind: Fuck it, who cares anymore? Fuck this shitty ball of dirt called a planet. Let the idiots destroy it (Keeps walking)
Hannah: Wind, come on. You haven’t stopped spreading messages before
Wind: Really? And what did those messages bring. Messages on the media, on religion, on politics, on those assholes who can’t stopped texting for five minutes while on a green light. What did any of that prove? Fucking nothing. The world is still full of idiots and assholes. So, you know what, fuck it (Walks off)
Hannah: ……
Wind: (Sits at the coffee shop, drinking coffee)
Person: (On phone) Yeah, I’m telling you. Those Koreans are evil. Eh, North, South, who cares? All Koreans are bad in some way
Wind: (Gets up and walks out)
Wind: (Sits at a bus stop)
Teens: (Laughing at penis jokes on their phones)
Wind: (Gets up and walks off)
Wind: (Walks down his street, with every other house having “I Support Ronald Dump” signs on their lawns) (Slams the door)
(Wind’s phone rings)
Cody: (Message) Hey, Wind. How are you. Just thought I’d call to see how you we- (Wind unplugs the phone) (Closes the blinds to his windows) (Crawls into his bed and hides under the blankets)
Wind: (Sitting on his bed as he opens a bottle of vodka and takes a sip) (Immediately spits it out) People actually drink this piss?! (Throws it at the wall and it shatters)
Hannah: (Walks in) Wind, I knew you wouldn’t open the door, so I just picked the lock (Walks in) Jesus, your house is even more filthy than usual
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. I’m busy
Hannah: Doing what?
Wind: Well, the world’s a shithole, so the only place I can find that’s safe is my own room
Hannah: Wind, come on. Just look at yourself. You’re growing a beard, and you hate facial hair
Wind: I am (Looks at the mirror, and see’s he has a beard) Oh. Guess I never got up to look at the mirror
Hannah: Are you really just gonna give up
Wind: Why, everyone else did long ago. Why can’t I
Hannah: Did Martin Luther give up? Did Gandhi give up? Did Mandela give up?
Wind: They could have if they wanted to
Hannah: But they didn’t. Why should you?
Wind: Well, for starters, I’m white, so I don’t have the racial benefits they had. I’m also not above the age of 30. I’m not even 18. And they didn’t deal with people too invested in their phones and shit that spews out of the media.
Hannah: So, you’re just gonna give up, like that
Wind: Well, giving up is a lot easier
Hannah: Wind, you gotta at least try. You gotta think. If people don’t listen, then you gotta make them listen.
Wind: Make them listen, huh……. How?
Hannah: Leave that to me
Hannah: (Places giant advertisements with blinking lights around town for Wind’s speech)
Hannah: (Gets an ad for Wind’s speech placed on several websites)
Hannah: (Gets celebrities to attend the event)
Wind: (Shaves his beard off and puts on his usual striped shirt) (Walks out to the podium, as he see’s a crowd of people standing to face him) Attention, everyone-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food
Wind: That’s after the event
Person: …. Okay
Wind: Now, everyone, listen up. Every time you look at your phones, or listen to the news, or just hear some comment by some guy in a suit, all you seem to think is “Yeah, this guys right. I want to think just like them”. But here’s the thing… Why? Why are you letting some guy with a camera or the ability to write an article make the decisions and choices for you. If this person hates a movie or show, why should you suddenly hate it because they hate it? Why should you listen to the news and believe that gays are immediately bad, despite the fact that you may have never met a homosexual in your life. The point is, you are all people, and you all have your own functioning brains (Under breath) For the most part (Continues speaking) You all must learn to think for yourselves and make your own assumptions of things.
Person: …. So does that mean we have to listen to you?
Wind: Well, no, but-
Person: So then what was the point of this speech
Wind: To… make you all a little less stupid, I guess
Person: ….. Can we get the free food, yet
Wind: (Sighs) Fuck it, whatever
Hannah: (Waits for Wind at the back)
Wind: I guess stupidity isn’t something that can be fixed so easily
Hannah: So, what now
Wind: Well, guess I’ll have to find something just as stupid, bitch about it, and then have it amount to nothing to the world in the end
Hannah: That’s the spirit, Wind
Wind: You know, as much as I really, really, REALLY hate this world, there are some things I like about it. Sure, you got a bunch of pricks running everything and in charge, but at least those who aren’t in power are able to better themselves as people. Maybe not as easily, but damn if they can’t try, right?
Hannah: I think you’re right, Wind. For once, you seem to be seeing things positively
Wind: P-positively?! Wait, I mean… Everything’s shit. Fuck this shithole
Hannah: (Laughs) Nice try, Wind
Wind: Was it really?
Hannah: Nope, but I’m just glad you’re being more positive now
Wind: Yeah…… And………………………….. Thanks
Hannah: (Hugs him) Any time
Wind: …… Okay, that’s enough with the hug, Hannah.
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did you hear what the news said about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)
Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are you doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time you give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, or a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens when the stupidity inside people starts to fade
Hannah: Wind, to you, everyone is stupid
Wind: Because people are. Don’t you agree that there are idiots everywhere
Hannah: No. You just think everyone but you is an idiot because you don’t like the things people do. That’s what opinions are
Wind: But what about people who actually give a shit about politics
Hannah: Again, that’s your opinion. To you, those people are idiots. But to them, they think it’s an interesting thing. And besides, you really shouldn’t talk to people about politics. They get rather touchy about that subject
Wind: Who cares. I can’t stand a world filled with people who act dumb and just plain terrible because they have power and money. That’s why I do the things that I do.
Hannah: So, you yell at people and then make them start a riot because you don’t like how the world works
Wind: Yes. The world is full of corrupt, greedy, idiotic assholes that think they can avoid everything because they’re rich and are dumb enough to not worry about other worldly problems because they’re so ignorant due to what they learn in the media and online and just do whatever they find to appeal to their simple minds. I just do these things, not because I hate this world. I mean, this world is pretty much the only one we get. I just want things to at least get better. And if I don’t say something about it, well, shit, who will.
Hannah: Well….. That’s kind of a justified way of putting it. But are you sure that people won’t get upset over this
Wind: Trust me, I’m sure that nothing bad will happen
Wind: (Standing at a podium as people stand in the center) Attention everyone, I have an important message-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food. I came here being told there’d be food
Wind: I lied to get you all here. There is no food. Now listen up-
Person: No food!? You’re telling me I skipped out on breakfast just to come here and not get food. I want food, goddamn it!
Wind: Everyone, please shut the fuck up so I can talk
(People start to get angry)
Wind: Ah shit. Not again
(People start running towards Wind)
Wind: Crap (Looks at an Emergency Wine Glass next to him) (Picks up the Emergency Wine Glass and shatters it)
Person: I heard glass break. That means it’s a riot (Punches the man next to him)
(The crowd begins to beat each other up as Wind walks off)
Hannah: Wind, you promised there wouldn’t be a riot this time
Wind: Fuck it, who cares anymore? Fuck this shitty ball of dirt called a planet. Let the idiots destroy it (Keeps walking)
Hannah: Wind, come on. You haven’t stopped spreading messages before
Wind: Really? And what did those messages bring. Messages on the media, on religion, on politics, on those assholes who can’t stopped texting for five minutes while on a green light. What did any of that prove? Fucking nothing. The world is still full of idiots and assholes. So, you know what, fuck it (Walks off)
Hannah: ……
Wind: (Sits at the coffee shop, drinking coffee)
Person: (On phone) Yeah, I’m telling you. Those Koreans are evil. Eh, North, South, who cares? All Koreans are bad in some way
Wind: (Gets up and walks out)
Wind: (Sits at a bus stop)
Teens: (Laughing at penis jokes on their phones)
Wind: (Gets up and walks off)
Wind: (Walks down his street, with every other house having “I Support Ronald Dump” signs on their lawns) (Slams the door)
(Wind’s phone rings)
Cody: (Message) Hey, Wind. How are you. Just thought I’d call to see how you we- (Wind unplugs the phone) (Closes the blinds to his windows) (Crawls into his bed and hides under the blankets)
Wind: (Sitting on his bed as he opens a bottle of vodka and takes a sip) (Immediately spits it out) People actually drink this piss?! (Throws it at the wall and it shatters)
Hannah: (Walks in) Wind, I knew you wouldn’t open the door, so I just picked the lock (Walks in) Jesus, your house is even more filthy than usual
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. I’m busy
Hannah: Doing what?
Wind: Well, the world’s a shithole, so the only place I can find that’s safe is my own room
Hannah: Wind, come on. Just look at yourself. You’re growing a beard, and you hate facial hair
Wind: I am (Looks at the mirror, and see’s he has a beard) Oh. Guess I never got up to look at the mirror
Hannah: Are you really just gonna give up
Wind: Why, everyone else did long ago. Why can’t I
Hannah: Did Martin Luther give up? Did Gandhi give up? Did Mandela give up?
Wind: They could have if they wanted to
Hannah: But they didn’t. Why should you?
Wind: Well, for starters, I’m white, so I don’t have the racial benefits they had. I’m also not above the age of 30. I’m not even 18. And they didn’t deal with people too invested in their phones and shit that spews out of the media.
Hannah: So, you’re just gonna give up, like that
Wind: Well, giving up is a lot easier
Hannah: Wind, you gotta at least try. You gotta think. If people don’t listen, then you gotta make them listen.
Wind: Make them listen, huh……. How?
Hannah: Leave that to me
Hannah: (Places giant advertisements with blinking lights around town for Wind’s speech)
Hannah: (Gets an ad for Wind’s speech placed on several websites)
Hannah: (Gets celebrities to attend the event)
Wind: (Shaves his beard off and puts on his usual striped shirt) (Walks out to the podium, as he see’s a crowd of people standing to face him) Attention, everyone-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food
Wind: That’s after the event
Person: …. Okay
Wind: Now, everyone, listen up. Every time you look at your phones, or listen to the news, or just hear some comment by some guy in a suit, all you seem to think is “Yeah, this guys right. I want to think just like them”. But here’s the thing… Why? Why are you letting some guy with a camera or the ability to write an article make the decisions and choices for you. If this person hates a movie or show, why should you suddenly hate it because they hate it? Why should you listen to the news and believe that gays are immediately bad, despite the fact that you may have never met a homosexual in your life. The point is, you are all people, and you all have your own functioning brains (Under breath) For the most part (Continues speaking) You all must learn to think for yourselves and make your own assumptions of things.
Person: …. So does that mean we have to listen to you?
Wind: Well, no, but-
Person: So then what was the point of this speech
Wind: To… make you all a little less stupid, I guess
Person: ….. Can we get the free food, yet
Wind: (Sighs) Fuck it, whatever
Hannah: (Waits for Wind at the back)
Wind: I guess stupidity isn’t something that can be fixed so easily
Hannah: So, what now
Wind: Well, guess I’ll have to find something just as stupid, bitch about it, and then have it amount to nothing to the world in the end
Hannah: That’s the spirit, Wind
Wind: You know, as much as I really, really, REALLY hate this world, there are some things I like about it. Sure, you got a bunch of pricks running everything and in charge, but at least those who aren’t in power are able to better themselves as people. Maybe not as easily, but damn if they can’t try, right?
Hannah: I think you’re right, Wind. For once, you seem to be seeing things positively
Wind: P-positively?! Wait, I mean… Everything’s shit. Fuck this shithole
Hannah: (Laughs) Nice try, Wind
Wind: Was it really?
Hannah: Nope, but I’m just glad you’re being more positive now
Wind: Yeah…… And………………………….. Thanks
Hannah: (Hugs him) Any time
Wind: …… Okay, that’s enough with the hug, Hannah.