Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler lost the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The bell rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit by a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his desk and drinking from it)
Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history or even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving you fucking asshole! (Continues driving)
Teacher: (Arrives at his apartment, and heads to his mail box) (Takes out his paycheck) Of course. Barely anything. No surprise (Walks into his apartment, where he sees rats lying on the ground) Screw it, chew on what you want, it’s all crap here anyway (Sits on his couch and turns the TV on)
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(Changes channel)
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(Changes channel)
Advertisement: Do you wish to be sad forever
(Turns TV off)
Teacher: Screw it. I’m going to the bar
Teacher: (Sits down at a table)
Bartender: What can I get you
Teacher: The usual. Everything
Teacher: (Walks out of the bar, drunk, as he stumbles on his way home)
Teacher: (Walks home, and walks to the kitchen) (He pulls a knife out of the drawer) Should I do it. Should I just do it now (Looks at his wrist, with a “CUT HERE” on it written in marker) Should I just do it no- Oh, there I go again (Falls backwards and passes out)
(An alarm goes off)
Teacher: (Looks at the clock) (Sighs) six already (Gets up)
Wind: (Waits in class)
Cody: The teachers late
Wind: The teachers always late
Teacher: (Walks in) Hello class, let’s get to work today, shall we?
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The bell rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit by a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his desk and drinking from it)
Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history or even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving you fucking asshole! (Continues driving)
Teacher: (Arrives at his apartment, and heads to his mail box) (Takes out his paycheck) Of course. Barely anything. No surprise (Walks into his apartment, where he sees rats lying on the ground) Screw it, chew on what you want, it’s all crap here anyway (Sits on his couch and turns the TV on)
Advertisement: Advocal. The perfect toothpaste for the perfect smile
(Changes channel)
Advertisement: Happiness is only a call away
(Changes channel)
Advertisement: Do you wish to be sad forever
(Turns TV off)
Teacher: Screw it. I’m going to the bar
Teacher: (Sits down at a table)
Bartender: What can I get you
Teacher: The usual. Everything
Teacher: (Walks out of the bar, drunk, as he stumbles on his way home)
Teacher: (Walks home, and walks to the kitchen) (He pulls a knife out of the drawer) Should I do it. Should I just do it now (Looks at his wrist, with a “CUT HERE” on it written in marker) Should I just do it no- Oh, there I go again (Falls backwards and passes out)
(An alarm goes off)
Teacher: (Looks at the clock) (Sighs) six already (Gets up)
Wind: (Waits in class)
Cody: The teachers late
Wind: The teachers always late
Teacher: (Walks in) Hello class, let’s get to work today, shall we?
Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I love Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching more of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also love his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I love Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching more of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also love his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..