SEASON 1 Episode 10:
Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't you remember when I first met him.
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CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a year or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the mafia.
Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.
Sword: Who?
Saten: I've been asked to interview you.
Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. You can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evilly to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).
END CUTAWAY:
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Derpy: Look. Dating him is my own choice.. I know your my guardian Saten. But I'm a grown woman.
Saten: Well.. Not to me your not. Your still a little girl in my eyes.
Derpy: That's sweet. But you have to let me make my own choices.
Saten: Fine.. But if he hurts you in anyway. I will rip his heart out.
Derpy: Well. I have a good feeling about this guy. So I don't think it'll come to that.. And anyway. I thought you said were gonna clean this place up.
Saten: I did clean it up.
Derpy: Looks exactly the same!
Saten: (reveals the whole coffee table is full of empty beer bottles) I had a few drinks when I finished.
Derpy: Grr.. I thought you said were quitting drinking.
Saten: Well.. I-
(doorbell rings)
Derpy: (claps happily) Oh. He's here!.. (sternly to Saten) Try to behave yourself.
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Master Sword: (waiting at other side of door, spraying mouth spray. But it ends up going into his eye, due to bad aim, and he begins freaking out, and unfortantly Derpy sees him doing so).
Derpy: Um.. (giggles cutely) Nervous much?
Sword: I.. I, I, I..
Derpy: (kisses his cheek)
Sword: Umm... (awkwardly) Okay. So that happened.
Derpy: (closes door and start walking a bit) Any plan?
Sword: Well I-
Saten: (bursts open door) HAHA! Keep away from my precious little flower!
Derpy: (gasps)
Saten: You guys almost stepped on it (rakes lone flower on the front yard).
Derpy: (growls) Saten!
Saten: What?
Derpy: Forget it.. Let's just go Swordy (takes Master Sword's hoof, and starts leading the way).
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.
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CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are you drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to go throw up. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND BY SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding empty beer bottle).. Alright. I'm back, and I'm MUCH more sober.
Spike: We sincerely doubt that.. But if you say so.
Ditto: Alright.. My name is Ditto. You probably heard of me.
Spike: Yes! You kidnapped Twilight!
Ditto: Who?.. Oh, right, her.. But look. Either way.. You guys are part of my plan now, and I'm never gonna release you, not ti-.. (the Cusaders are seen giving puppy eyes).. Stop doing that! That isn't fair!. (they containue).. Seriously! It's too much.. Just sto- (he gets tackled by Rainbow, and ends up in a fist fight)..
Rainbow: I'll kick your ass!
Ditto: We're see. (breaks the bottle on a tree, but a piece falls into his eye socket, interrupting the scene).. AHH! Glass in my eye! Glass in my EYE!
Scoot: Dose it hurt?
Ditto: (angrily) OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!
SB: Push against the side of your eye.
Ditto: (starts doing so) It's not working!
Rainbow: Really gotta twist at it.
Ditto: I'm TWISTING!
SB: Now take it out. With ANOTHER piece of glass!
Ditto: Are you FRIGGIN insane!?
SB: (awkwardly) .. I I'll get a first aid kit (runs to do so)
END CUTAWAY:
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SB: Yes.. How can we forget about that guy. You still write to him Scootaloo, after he was reformed and all?
Scoot: (proudly) sure do.. He's chief of the guards now.
AB: Makes since.
Granny Smith: (comes into view) We have decided.. Your old enough to stay home and handle the chores for us, the whole afternoon.
Crusaders: (gasps)
AB: Ah accept your decision.
Crusaders: (cheer)
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SEASON 2 Episode 3:
Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.
Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!
Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.
Saten: Sword? You scared th- Oh shit, did you steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!
Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of stole it.. Prove.. I did!
Saten: But dude! You can't steal police cars! You know how illage that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful cannon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?
Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
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SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.
Master Sword waves a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
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(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from pony mov: FREEEEZE!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!
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(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?
Saten: Hey cutie
Trixie: ... Saten?
Saten: You said to call you everyday, remember
Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call you back, promise
Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.
Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least you still have me
Saten: Your making my skin crawl!
Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!
Saten: Worse?
Master Sword: Yeah. You could be a big red Pegasus
Saten: ... (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the bed, feeling defeated).
Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I have an idea
Saten: (sarcastially) Yeah, because your last one was SOOOOO
well done.
Master Sword: (naively) how nice of you..
Master Sword: And anyway. I may know someone on the inside.. So just hang in there.
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LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
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LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
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SEASON 3 Episode 1: (beginning part):
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd you bring me to Cake N' Bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
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LATER:
Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell you the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong day mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten: Perhaps I should bring an notepad. List the things AppleJack will say..
Derpy: You know what? I'll probably end up making a list of ways to fix this.
Saten: I'm glad we talked.
Derpy: I'm always here for you cousin.
Saten: Me too.
(they both get up and leave in different directions).
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Dr. Hooves: Going back in time is old thinking, my friend. I was working off a cutting-edge theory of making time come forward to you... My life's work, decades – centuries, really – of research and experimentation, and I nearly had it cracked! Turns out there's a magic spell for it. Who knew?
Master Sword: Yeah, yeah, yeah... So will you help Derpy or not?., I wasn't that helpful earlier, and now I feel bad.
Dr. Hooves: What's in it for me?
Master Sword: How about the glory of me not breaking your arm for your earlier statement.
Dr. Hooves: All I said was she looks a bit slu-
Master Sword: (holds Hoove's arm painfully).
Dr. Hooves: OKAY! OKAY!
Master Sword: (releases).
Dr. Hooves: Shit! That's like some red army shit!
Master Sword: Not really, my dad used it on my second sister.
Dr. Hooves: But you don't have a second sister?
Master Sword: Exactly.
Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't you remember when I first met him.
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CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a year or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the mafia.
Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.
Sword: Who?
Saten: I've been asked to interview you.
Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. You can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evilly to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).
END CUTAWAY:
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Derpy: Look. Dating him is my own choice.. I know your my guardian Saten. But I'm a grown woman.
Saten: Well.. Not to me your not. Your still a little girl in my eyes.
Derpy: That's sweet. But you have to let me make my own choices.
Saten: Fine.. But if he hurts you in anyway. I will rip his heart out.
Derpy: Well. I have a good feeling about this guy. So I don't think it'll come to that.. And anyway. I thought you said were gonna clean this place up.
Saten: I did clean it up.
Derpy: Looks exactly the same!
Saten: (reveals the whole coffee table is full of empty beer bottles) I had a few drinks when I finished.
Derpy: Grr.. I thought you said were quitting drinking.
Saten: Well.. I-
(doorbell rings)
Derpy: (claps happily) Oh. He's here!.. (sternly to Saten) Try to behave yourself.
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Master Sword: (waiting at other side of door, spraying mouth spray. But it ends up going into his eye, due to bad aim, and he begins freaking out, and unfortantly Derpy sees him doing so).
Derpy: Um.. (giggles cutely) Nervous much?
Sword: I.. I, I, I..
Derpy: (kisses his cheek)
Sword: Umm... (awkwardly) Okay. So that happened.
Derpy: (closes door and start walking a bit) Any plan?
Sword: Well I-
Saten: (bursts open door) HAHA! Keep away from my precious little flower!
Derpy: (gasps)
Saten: You guys almost stepped on it (rakes lone flower on the front yard).
Derpy: (growls) Saten!
Saten: What?
Derpy: Forget it.. Let's just go Swordy (takes Master Sword's hoof, and starts leading the way).
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.
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CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are you drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to go throw up. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND BY SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding empty beer bottle).. Alright. I'm back, and I'm MUCH more sober.
Spike: We sincerely doubt that.. But if you say so.
Ditto: Alright.. My name is Ditto. You probably heard of me.
Spike: Yes! You kidnapped Twilight!
Ditto: Who?.. Oh, right, her.. But look. Either way.. You guys are part of my plan now, and I'm never gonna release you, not ti-.. (the Cusaders are seen giving puppy eyes).. Stop doing that! That isn't fair!. (they containue).. Seriously! It's too much.. Just sto- (he gets tackled by Rainbow, and ends up in a fist fight)..
Rainbow: I'll kick your ass!
Ditto: We're see. (breaks the bottle on a tree, but a piece falls into his eye socket, interrupting the scene).. AHH! Glass in my eye! Glass in my EYE!
Scoot: Dose it hurt?
Ditto: (angrily) OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!
SB: Push against the side of your eye.
Ditto: (starts doing so) It's not working!
Rainbow: Really gotta twist at it.
Ditto: I'm TWISTING!
SB: Now take it out. With ANOTHER piece of glass!
Ditto: Are you FRIGGIN insane!?
SB: (awkwardly) .. I I'll get a first aid kit (runs to do so)
END CUTAWAY:
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SB: Yes.. How can we forget about that guy. You still write to him Scootaloo, after he was reformed and all?
Scoot: (proudly) sure do.. He's chief of the guards now.
AB: Makes since.
Granny Smith: (comes into view) We have decided.. Your old enough to stay home and handle the chores for us, the whole afternoon.
Crusaders: (gasps)
AB: Ah accept your decision.
Crusaders: (cheer)
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SEASON 2 Episode 3:
Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.
Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!
Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.
Saten: Sword? You scared th- Oh shit, did you steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!
Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of stole it.. Prove.. I did!
Saten: But dude! You can't steal police cars! You know how illage that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful cannon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?
Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
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SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.
Master Sword waves a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
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(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from pony mov: FREEEEZE!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!
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(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?
Saten: Hey cutie
Trixie: ... Saten?
Saten: You said to call you everyday, remember
Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call you back, promise
Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.
Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least you still have me
Saten: Your making my skin crawl!
Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!
Saten: Worse?
Master Sword: Yeah. You could be a big red Pegasus
Saten: ... (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the bed, feeling defeated).
Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I have an idea
Saten: (sarcastially) Yeah, because your last one was SOOOOO
well done.
Master Sword: (naively) how nice of you..
Master Sword: And anyway. I may know someone on the inside.. So just hang in there.
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LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
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LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
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SEASON 3 Episode 1: (beginning part):
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd you bring me to Cake N' Bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
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LATER:
Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell you the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong day mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten: Perhaps I should bring an notepad. List the things AppleJack will say..
Derpy: You know what? I'll probably end up making a list of ways to fix this.
Saten: I'm glad we talked.
Derpy: I'm always here for you cousin.
Saten: Me too.
(they both get up and leave in different directions).
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Dr. Hooves: Going back in time is old thinking, my friend. I was working off a cutting-edge theory of making time come forward to you... My life's work, decades – centuries, really – of research and experimentation, and I nearly had it cracked! Turns out there's a magic spell for it. Who knew?
Master Sword: Yeah, yeah, yeah... So will you help Derpy or not?., I wasn't that helpful earlier, and now I feel bad.
Dr. Hooves: What's in it for me?
Master Sword: How about the glory of me not breaking your arm for your earlier statement.
Dr. Hooves: All I said was she looks a bit slu-
Master Sword: (holds Hoove's arm painfully).
Dr. Hooves: OKAY! OKAY!
Master Sword: (releases).
Dr. Hooves: Shit! That's like some red army shit!
Master Sword: Not really, my dad used it on my second sister.
Dr. Hooves: But you don't have a second sister?
Master Sword: Exactly.
Narrator: Are you looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got more suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, or two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got more action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, or you’re ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! Or don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, or two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got more action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, or you’re ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! Or don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.