Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have you ever wanted to yell at people older than you by calling them little faggots? Well, now you can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if you buy the DLC, you get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO YOU CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last twelve.
James and Cody: Ooooohhh
James: We should buy it
Cody: But we don’t have any game consoles
James: Well… what do we do?
Cody: Hmm…... We could make our own war game
James: But aren’t we in high school?
Cody: That’s what BB guns are for. They’re too childish to be for adults, but are painful enough for kids. It’s perfect
James: Great. Let’s go find one then
Psycho: (Dragging a rug that is leaking blood to a dumpster)
Cody: Now, the best thing we can do is find a BB gun. Some people usually throw them out, because parents don’t want their kids buying them
Psycho: (Throws the bleeding rug into the dumpster and then throws a handgun into there, and then drives off)
Cody: (Turns a corner with James) Okay, here we are (Hands James some gloves) Now put these one. We wouldn’t want to touch any needles (Starts searching through the dumpster) Now, let’s get looking
James: (Searches, and feels a steel object) What’s this? (Pulls the gun out) Hey, look at this.
Cody: That definitely looks like a BB gun. Let me see that (Holds it) Wow, this is a lot heavier than I thought it would be. Let’s test it out.
Cody: (Lines up some cans, still wearing the gloves) Okay, James. Stand back
James: But it’s a BB gun
Cody: Don’t ruin the imergine (Aims gun and fires, the recoil making the gun hit him in the face and hitting a large hole through the cans)
James: Shit, are you okay?
Cody: Damn, that’s a powerful gun (Sits up, his nose bloody) Did I get the cans?
James: Yeah, you got them. Seriously, what kind of BB gun is that
Cody: I don’t know… Let’s try something else
Cody: (Shoots through a wooden board)
Cody: (Shoots through a car window)
Cody: (Shoots through a mailbox) Damn, this thing is powerful
Detective: (Looking through the body in the dumpster) Yeah, this is definitely a murder. Where do you think the murder weapon is?
Police: I don’t know. But one things for sure… It must have been a black man
Detective: No, it wasn’t a black man
Radio: Attention, officers. There are signs of vandalism around the city. It is believed to be caused with a magnum handgun. Several people have reported property damage around Eastwood
Detective: A handgun, huh. Do you know what this mean
(Nobody speaks up)
Police: (Opens his mouth to speak)
Detective: That has nothing to do with black people
Police: (Closes his mouth)
Detective: We are definitely dealing with a crazed madman. If we don’t do something about him, he will no doubt kill someone. Who knows where that madman is at now
(Cody and James at a local hamburger restaurant titled Meat Spin)
Cody: This is great. We this amazing BB gun. I never had this much fun before
James: Yeah. Hang on, I’m gonna go buy a Heart Attack
Cody: Alright. I gotta take a piss (They both leave the table, leaving a gun on the ground)
Psycho: (Walks into the restaurant) I just need to stay calm. I didn’t leave any evidence... Or witnesses. I just need to stay calm a- (Sees the gun Cody and James stole on the table) OH GOD, IT’S BACK TO HAUNT ME! (Runs out the store)
Police: (Tackles the Psycho as he runs out)
Detective: Good work (Heads in and picks up the gun) Looks like this is the gun he used. Definitely looks it. Probably got his fingerprints all over it. Let’s take this as evidence, along with him to the station (The police take the Psycho and gun away)
(James and Cody come back)
James: Hey, where did the gun go?
Cody: Eh, don’t worry. We should find a shotgun BB gun
James: Oh, come on. How will we ever find that
Robber: (Holding shotgun as he walks out of the gunstore) Oh god, the cops are gonna see me once they see the old hags corpse…. (Throws the shotgun into a trashcan and runs off)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have you ever wanted to yell at people older than you by calling them little faggots? Well, now you can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if you buy the DLC, you get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO YOU CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last twelve.
James and Cody: Ooooohhh
James: We should buy it
Cody: But we don’t have any game consoles
James: Well… what do we do?
Cody: Hmm…... We could make our own war game
James: But aren’t we in high school?
Cody: That’s what BB guns are for. They’re too childish to be for adults, but are painful enough for kids. It’s perfect
James: Great. Let’s go find one then
Psycho: (Dragging a rug that is leaking blood to a dumpster)
Cody: Now, the best thing we can do is find a BB gun. Some people usually throw them out, because parents don’t want their kids buying them
Psycho: (Throws the bleeding rug into the dumpster and then throws a handgun into there, and then drives off)
Cody: (Turns a corner with James) Okay, here we are (Hands James some gloves) Now put these one. We wouldn’t want to touch any needles (Starts searching through the dumpster) Now, let’s get looking
James: (Searches, and feels a steel object) What’s this? (Pulls the gun out) Hey, look at this.
Cody: That definitely looks like a BB gun. Let me see that (Holds it) Wow, this is a lot heavier than I thought it would be. Let’s test it out.
Cody: (Lines up some cans, still wearing the gloves) Okay, James. Stand back
James: But it’s a BB gun
Cody: Don’t ruin the imergine (Aims gun and fires, the recoil making the gun hit him in the face and hitting a large hole through the cans)
James: Shit, are you okay?
Cody: Damn, that’s a powerful gun (Sits up, his nose bloody) Did I get the cans?
James: Yeah, you got them. Seriously, what kind of BB gun is that
Cody: I don’t know… Let’s try something else
Cody: (Shoots through a wooden board)
Cody: (Shoots through a car window)
Cody: (Shoots through a mailbox) Damn, this thing is powerful
Detective: (Looking through the body in the dumpster) Yeah, this is definitely a murder. Where do you think the murder weapon is?
Police: I don’t know. But one things for sure… It must have been a black man
Detective: No, it wasn’t a black man
Radio: Attention, officers. There are signs of vandalism around the city. It is believed to be caused with a magnum handgun. Several people have reported property damage around Eastwood
Detective: A handgun, huh. Do you know what this mean
(Nobody speaks up)
Police: (Opens his mouth to speak)
Detective: That has nothing to do with black people
Police: (Closes his mouth)
Detective: We are definitely dealing with a crazed madman. If we don’t do something about him, he will no doubt kill someone. Who knows where that madman is at now
(Cody and James at a local hamburger restaurant titled Meat Spin)
Cody: This is great. We this amazing BB gun. I never had this much fun before
James: Yeah. Hang on, I’m gonna go buy a Heart Attack
Cody: Alright. I gotta take a piss (They both leave the table, leaving a gun on the ground)
Psycho: (Walks into the restaurant) I just need to stay calm. I didn’t leave any evidence... Or witnesses. I just need to stay calm a- (Sees the gun Cody and James stole on the table) OH GOD, IT’S BACK TO HAUNT ME! (Runs out the store)
Police: (Tackles the Psycho as he runs out)
Detective: Good work (Heads in and picks up the gun) Looks like this is the gun he used. Definitely looks it. Probably got his fingerprints all over it. Let’s take this as evidence, along with him to the station (The police take the Psycho and gun away)
(James and Cody come back)
James: Hey, where did the gun go?
Cody: Eh, don’t worry. We should find a shotgun BB gun
James: Oh, come on. How will we ever find that
Robber: (Holding shotgun as he walks out of the gunstore) Oh god, the cops are gonna see me once they see the old hags corpse…. (Throws the shotgun into a trashcan and runs off)