Teacher: Okay, students. Listen up. Today, a speaker from Canada, by the name of Marcus King will be coming to tell us about the politics in America
Wind: Oh, that should go over well
Teacher: So, when he comes in, I want you all to treat this man with nothing but the utmost respect. Seriously, if he hates on this school, our reputation will be tarnished, the school will go out of business, and I will lose the only job that supports my drinking habits.
Cody: (Raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Cody?
Cody: Canadians are from another planet, right?
Teacher: Oh, I am so fucked.
Marcus: Hello, students. I’m Marcus King. But you can just call me Mark.
(The students seem to ignore him)
Marcus: Anyway, I just came from Ontario, so if you all have any questions to ask me-
(Everyone but Wind raises their hands)
Marcus: Okay, just fire away at your questions
James: Are their women in Canada?
Miku: Do Canadians have internet?
Amanda: Is there a superior authority in Canada?
Cody: Do Canadians speak English
Wind: (Under breath) Jesus Christ
Marcus: I, uh, don’t think that is the appropriate questions to ask someone who-
Cody: (Raises hand)
Marcus: Yes?
Cody: Say aboot. Say it
Marcus: …… What?
Cody: You know, it’s funny. You Canadians are pretty stupid that way
Marcus: ……………..
Marcus: (Walks out of the classroom)
Teacher: Mr. King, I’m so sorry
Marcus: Your classroom is filled with some of the most unruly, rude, and ignorant group of students I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe I flew over a hundred miles to this hellhole.
Teacher: Yes, my students are horrible people and should be euthanized, I agree, but perhaps you can still but a good word in for the students.
Marcus: Sir, not only will I not say a single good thing about your school, but I will tell everyone I come in contact with to avoid this town like the goddamn plague. Good day sir (Walks out)
Teacher: Oh, son of a fuck (Runs into the classroom) Wind!
Wind: Yeah?
Teacher: I need your help
Wind: ………………. Okay.
Marcus: (Gets into his car) I swear, the nerve of those students
Wind: (Knocks on the car window)
Marcus: Go away
Wind: Listen, I know the school is filled with…. Well…
Marcus: Rude, ignorant, racist little monsters
Wind: I was gonna call them idiotic and naive dipshits, but that works too
Marcus: What do you want
Wind: You said you came here to talk about politics
Marcus: That was the original plan.
Wind: Well, this is a pretty good moral on how some American politics go. What I’m saying is that, American politics are filled with some of the stupidest, and most oblivious crap ever. I was told that I should never give an opinion on politics and who I prefer as the president, but that’s just it. I don’t have an opinion on who should be president. Every candidate is an asshole or an idiot in some way. You're gonna get it wrong no matter who wins. It’s a lose lose situation for everyone. Gonna be kinda hard to teach what I already know
Marcus: …… (Drives off)
Teacher: (Runs out) Wind, what did he say?
Wind: Oh, nothing. He just left
Teacher: OH GOD, I’M SO FUCKED!
Teacher: (Reads newspaper about the school) “Eastwood High School, a place filled with ignorance and insanity, like America in general” (Begins panicking as he keeps reading) “However, like America, though it’s easy to find such things there, you are always bound to find something there that is worth keeping around. Something that allows one to learn how the world around them works without being corrupted by the madness around them. That is how America is. A country that is nothing but insanity from first sight, but is a place still worth being a part of. Such is the same for Eastwood High School (Cheers happily upon reading this)
Marcus: (Writing letter) Wind, I would like to thank you again. Though your classroom is filled with, as you put it, “idiotic and naive dipshits”, you have proven that not every American is not a fat, lazy, idiotic, greedy, and racist slob. Same as you see me as not being a friendly, optimistic Canadian stereotype with good healthcare and a military with weapons as powerful as a wet stick. Thank you again for showing me this, and take care.
Wind: (Reading letter) …… It was just an opinion on politics. It’s nothing special.
Wind: Oh, that should go over well
Teacher: So, when he comes in, I want you all to treat this man with nothing but the utmost respect. Seriously, if he hates on this school, our reputation will be tarnished, the school will go out of business, and I will lose the only job that supports my drinking habits.
Cody: (Raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Cody?
Cody: Canadians are from another planet, right?
Teacher: Oh, I am so fucked.
Marcus: Hello, students. I’m Marcus King. But you can just call me Mark.
(The students seem to ignore him)
Marcus: Anyway, I just came from Ontario, so if you all have any questions to ask me-
(Everyone but Wind raises their hands)
Marcus: Okay, just fire away at your questions
James: Are their women in Canada?
Miku: Do Canadians have internet?
Amanda: Is there a superior authority in Canada?
Cody: Do Canadians speak English
Wind: (Under breath) Jesus Christ
Marcus: I, uh, don’t think that is the appropriate questions to ask someone who-
Cody: (Raises hand)
Marcus: Yes?
Cody: Say aboot. Say it
Marcus: …… What?
Cody: You know, it’s funny. You Canadians are pretty stupid that way
Marcus: ……………..
Marcus: (Walks out of the classroom)
Teacher: Mr. King, I’m so sorry
Marcus: Your classroom is filled with some of the most unruly, rude, and ignorant group of students I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe I flew over a hundred miles to this hellhole.
Teacher: Yes, my students are horrible people and should be euthanized, I agree, but perhaps you can still but a good word in for the students.
Marcus: Sir, not only will I not say a single good thing about your school, but I will tell everyone I come in contact with to avoid this town like the goddamn plague. Good day sir (Walks out)
Teacher: Oh, son of a fuck (Runs into the classroom) Wind!
Wind: Yeah?
Teacher: I need your help
Wind: ………………. Okay.
Marcus: (Gets into his car) I swear, the nerve of those students
Wind: (Knocks on the car window)
Marcus: Go away
Wind: Listen, I know the school is filled with…. Well…
Marcus: Rude, ignorant, racist little monsters
Wind: I was gonna call them idiotic and naive dipshits, but that works too
Marcus: What do you want
Wind: You said you came here to talk about politics
Marcus: That was the original plan.
Wind: Well, this is a pretty good moral on how some American politics go. What I’m saying is that, American politics are filled with some of the stupidest, and most oblivious crap ever. I was told that I should never give an opinion on politics and who I prefer as the president, but that’s just it. I don’t have an opinion on who should be president. Every candidate is an asshole or an idiot in some way. You're gonna get it wrong no matter who wins. It’s a lose lose situation for everyone. Gonna be kinda hard to teach what I already know
Marcus: …… (Drives off)
Teacher: (Runs out) Wind, what did he say?
Wind: Oh, nothing. He just left
Teacher: OH GOD, I’M SO FUCKED!
Teacher: (Reads newspaper about the school) “Eastwood High School, a place filled with ignorance and insanity, like America in general” (Begins panicking as he keeps reading) “However, like America, though it’s easy to find such things there, you are always bound to find something there that is worth keeping around. Something that allows one to learn how the world around them works without being corrupted by the madness around them. That is how America is. A country that is nothing but insanity from first sight, but is a place still worth being a part of. Such is the same for Eastwood High School (Cheers happily upon reading this)
Marcus: (Writing letter) Wind, I would like to thank you again. Though your classroom is filled with, as you put it, “idiotic and naive dipshits”, you have proven that not every American is not a fat, lazy, idiotic, greedy, and racist slob. Same as you see me as not being a friendly, optimistic Canadian stereotype with good healthcare and a military with weapons as powerful as a wet stick. Thank you again for showing me this, and take care.
Wind: (Reading letter) …… It was just an opinion on politics. It’s nothing special.
Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has more limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minutes of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone you shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick ass with it..
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has more limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minutes of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone you shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick ass with it..