Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and you were here
Wind: Bullshit. You were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did you see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?
Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she said her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone who isn’t a straight white male. Like those two (Points at Wind)
Wind: Actually, I’m asexual
Alana: No excuses. People like you make us sick
(The crowd boos them)
Wind: We literally did nothing but sit here, lady
Alana: I got a name, buddy. It’s Alana. You think that just because I’m a woman, you can call me whatever you want
Wind: I am terribly confused
Alana: You men are always trying to do what you can to keep a grip on the leash you have on women. Oh, that is so like you.
Wind: Look, equal rights for everyone is fine and all, but don’t spread your agenda psychotically like an STD.
Alana: I am sharing the voice of the people
Wind: Voice of the fucking mentally insane people, maybe. You can’t just act like some dictator and expect everyone to listen to you
Alana: I am Alana Sedgwickson. I act how I please.
Wind: So, you normally act like a crazed cu-
Wind: (Throws out a window into a dumpster)
James: (Gets thrown in the same dumpster)
Wind: (Cleans himself off)
James: What the hell did I do to deserve getting thrown out a window
Wind: Don’t worry. I’m sure I got my point across
Alana: Okay, next on the agenda. A fundraiser to build the Male Concentration Camp. Now, we will make them work in our kitchens, yes, but should we also force them to work on plantations, or is that going too far?
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and you were here
Wind: Bullshit. You were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did you see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?
Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she said her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone who isn’t a straight white male. Like those two (Points at Wind)
Wind: Actually, I’m asexual
Alana: No excuses. People like you make us sick
(The crowd boos them)
Wind: We literally did nothing but sit here, lady
Alana: I got a name, buddy. It’s Alana. You think that just because I’m a woman, you can call me whatever you want
Wind: I am terribly confused
Alana: You men are always trying to do what you can to keep a grip on the leash you have on women. Oh, that is so like you.
Wind: Look, equal rights for everyone is fine and all, but don’t spread your agenda psychotically like an STD.
Alana: I am sharing the voice of the people
Wind: Voice of the fucking mentally insane people, maybe. You can’t just act like some dictator and expect everyone to listen to you
Alana: I am Alana Sedgwickson. I act how I please.
Wind: So, you normally act like a crazed cu-
Wind: (Throws out a window into a dumpster)
James: (Gets thrown in the same dumpster)
Wind: (Cleans himself off)
James: What the hell did I do to deserve getting thrown out a window
Wind: Don’t worry. I’m sure I got my point across
Alana: Okay, next on the agenda. A fundraiser to build the Male Concentration Camp. Now, we will make them work in our kitchens, yes, but should we also force them to work on plantations, or is that going too far?
Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I love Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching more of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also love his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I love Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching more of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also love his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..