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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 12
Bad Coffee
October 6, 1952
It was a wonderful day in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.
Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going home yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
Red Rose: Oh yeah? What do you have to do?
Coffee Creme: I gotta get a broken down engine into the servicing facility.
Red Rose: Ok. See you later.
Coffee Creme: Thanks, bye. *walks to engine*
Gordon: *in cab of engine* Hello fuckface.
Coffee Creme: What? (Usually, ponies call me names, but not in a mean way.)
Gordon: Hurry up, and get this engine to the servicing facility.
Coffee Creme: (Maybe I should do it, just for the heck of it) Sure thing fuckface.
Gordon: *Laughing*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs into cab*
Gordon: *drives*
They pull the broken down engine to the servicing facility.
Gordon: This is it. Nice work bitch.
Coffee Creme: You're welcome fuckface *walks out of cab*
Jeff: Coffee Creme! I heard what you called Gordon. That wasn't very nice.
Coffee Creme: Pfft, whatever. *walks away*
Jeff: Gordon. What did you do to her?
Gordon: Nothing. I just called her fuckface, and-
Jeff: No. Unacceptable.
Coffee Creme: *returns to station*
Pete: See you tomorrow Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Yes sir. (Fuckface) *laughs*
That night at Coffee Creme's house, she was thinking about what to do tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Should I still act like Gordon, or just be myself?
Ghost: Be Gordon!
Coffee Creme: Ah! What are you doing here? Ghosts don't exist.
Ghost: This is a dream you nincompoop. Anything can happen in a dream.
Coffee Creme: Such as?
Ghost: Such as seeing you float, even though nothing is making you do that.
Coffee Creme: *floating in mid air* Whoa!!
Ghost: And you could spin around while you're up there.
Coffee Creme: *spinning around* Stop the spinning! Please!!
Ghost: Ugh, fine. Only because you said please.
Coffee Creme: *lands in bed* So you really think I should be like Gordon?
Ghost: Yes. He's always a douchebag towards you, and other ponies, isn't he?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Sometimes anyway.
Ghost: Then act like him tomorrow, and teach him a lesson.
Coffee Creme: Ok. I will.
The next morning at the train station in Cheyenne.
Pete: Coffee Creme, I need you to work with Hawkeye today, on getting a passenger train into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: We're on it sir. *walks to platform*
Coffee Creme: *following*
Orion: *stops passenger train at station*
Ponies: *Getting out*
Hawkeye: Hey Orion, how has it been?
Orion: Great. I'm just going to get this engine refueled, and your train will be ready to depart.
Hawkeye: Sweet.
Coffee Creme: *waiting by train*
Overweight pony: *walking to train*
Coffee Creme: Morning fat ass. Get in.
Overweight: Uhm, I'm going to wait for the next train. *walks away*
Hawkeye: *Goes to Coffee Creme* Wait, what's the matter? Why is that pony not boarding the train?
Coffee Creme: I don't know.
Hawkeye: He had a ticket for this train, right?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: We should tell Pete about this.
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.
Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme said hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the next train.
Pete: Well get that pony onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, you get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits by engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did you call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!
Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.
Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: You hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just you gotta learn how to be nice. Where did you learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*
After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.
Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*
After the three friends got in the train, it left the station.
Next day
Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do you want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did you do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!
The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story
The End.
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something terrible happens
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 12
Bad Coffee
October 6, 1952
It was a wonderful day in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.
Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going home yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
Red Rose: Oh yeah? What do you have to do?
Coffee Creme: I gotta get a broken down engine into the servicing facility.
Red Rose: Ok. See you later.
Coffee Creme: Thanks, bye. *walks to engine*
Gordon: *in cab of engine* Hello fuckface.
Coffee Creme: What? (Usually, ponies call me names, but not in a mean way.)
Gordon: Hurry up, and get this engine to the servicing facility.
Coffee Creme: (Maybe I should do it, just for the heck of it) Sure thing fuckface.
Gordon: *Laughing*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs into cab*
Gordon: *drives*
They pull the broken down engine to the servicing facility.
Gordon: This is it. Nice work bitch.
Coffee Creme: You're welcome fuckface *walks out of cab*
Jeff: Coffee Creme! I heard what you called Gordon. That wasn't very nice.
Coffee Creme: Pfft, whatever. *walks away*
Jeff: Gordon. What did you do to her?
Gordon: Nothing. I just called her fuckface, and-
Jeff: No. Unacceptable.
Coffee Creme: *returns to station*
Pete: See you tomorrow Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Yes sir. (Fuckface) *laughs*
That night at Coffee Creme's house, she was thinking about what to do tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Should I still act like Gordon, or just be myself?
Ghost: Be Gordon!
Coffee Creme: Ah! What are you doing here? Ghosts don't exist.
Ghost: This is a dream you nincompoop. Anything can happen in a dream.
Coffee Creme: Such as?
Ghost: Such as seeing you float, even though nothing is making you do that.
Coffee Creme: *floating in mid air* Whoa!!
Ghost: And you could spin around while you're up there.
Coffee Creme: *spinning around* Stop the spinning! Please!!
Ghost: Ugh, fine. Only because you said please.
Coffee Creme: *lands in bed* So you really think I should be like Gordon?
Ghost: Yes. He's always a douchebag towards you, and other ponies, isn't he?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Sometimes anyway.
Ghost: Then act like him tomorrow, and teach him a lesson.
Coffee Creme: Ok. I will.
The next morning at the train station in Cheyenne.
Pete: Coffee Creme, I need you to work with Hawkeye today, on getting a passenger train into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: We're on it sir. *walks to platform*
Coffee Creme: *following*
Orion: *stops passenger train at station*
Ponies: *Getting out*
Hawkeye: Hey Orion, how has it been?
Orion: Great. I'm just going to get this engine refueled, and your train will be ready to depart.
Hawkeye: Sweet.
Coffee Creme: *waiting by train*
Overweight pony: *walking to train*
Coffee Creme: Morning fat ass. Get in.
Overweight: Uhm, I'm going to wait for the next train. *walks away*
Hawkeye: *Goes to Coffee Creme* Wait, what's the matter? Why is that pony not boarding the train?
Coffee Creme: I don't know.
Hawkeye: He had a ticket for this train, right?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: We should tell Pete about this.
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.
Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme said hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the next train.
Pete: Well get that pony onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, you get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits by engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did you call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!
Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.
Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: You hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just you gotta learn how to be nice. Where did you learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*
After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.
Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*
After the three friends got in the train, it left the station.
Next day
Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do you want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did you do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!
The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story
The End.
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something terrible happens
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to show a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were you guys expecting. With that I will see you all next time