Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are you doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy you the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want?
James: Did you hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, you wanna check it out later
Wind: Why would I give a shit about a gym cla-
Principle: (Over announcements) Attention students, you are to have a new gym class starting today. Please check the paper in your home room to see what time you must attend. That is all. Have a crappy day
Wind: Well, guess I got no choice, huh.
Gym Teacher: ALRIGHT, YOU LITTLE SHITS! I AM YOUR GYM TEACHER, MR. STRAITS! AND TODAY, YOU WILL BE DOING EXERCISES! Except for Wind, as we all know that if he gets his hands on a anything blunt, that would spell disaster, so he will sit out today and be given a perfect A plus
Cody: Hey, how come that fagimon gets to skip class
Straits: Because I am your superior. Now start with the exercises
James: (Runs over to Wind as the class exercises) Man, this class is awesome
Wind: (Reading book) Uh-huh
James: Seriously, just look at them all (Looks at the girls exercising) Quite the amazing sight, don’t you think
Wind: (Reading book) Nope
James: Come on. Is there anything you enjoy
Wind: Well, since you asked, I will enjoy a nice bit of food from a restaurant. I just so happened to find a wallet filled with a lot of money
(5 Hours Ago)
Wind: (Takes the wallet from a man who crashed his car into a pole and knocked himself unconscious)
(Present Time)
Wind: And I am going to be eating good tonight
James: Really
Wind: Yeah. I got it right he- (Checks his pockets) Where the hell is it…. Wait
(30 Minutes Ago)
Hannah: (Takes Wind’s wallet) I’ll just buy you the drink
(Present Time)
Wind: Oh my fucking god…. She took my wallet and left it in her pants
James: What are we going to do
Wind: I’ll tell you what we’re going to do. Get Cody
James: Okay (Brings Cody over)
Cody: What is it, fag-stick
Wind: Listen. My bitch sister took my wallet and it is in her pants pocket. So, we are going to sneak into the locker room, and get it back
Cody: You want us to sneak into the girl’s locker room
James: I’ll gladly do that
Wind: Great. Now let’s go (Get’s up and heads out)
Straits: (Listening to “Firework” as Wind, James, and Cody sneak into the girl’s locker room)
Cody: So, how are we going to find out which locker is Hannah’s?
Wind: Simple (Picks up a crowbar) We smash open every locker until we find the right one
James: Please, let me take care of it (Sniffs the air) Found it (Listens to the combination as he opens Hannah’s locker) Here it is
Wind: How the hell did you know this was the right one
James: Well-
Wind: Actually, I don’t want to know (Reaches into the pants pocket and gets his wallet) Alright, let’s get out of here
Cody: (Begins to open the door, until he hears talking) Shit, they’re coming
Wind: Oh fuck (Shoves everyone into a large locker and they hide in it)
(The girls walk in)
Cody: Oh god, this is your fault, fag-nugget
Wind: (Punches Cody in the back of the head) Shut up, Cody. They’ll hear us
(The girls begin to undress)
James: Oh god, a front row seat (Looks out the locker)
Wind: Jesus christ, James. Always looking at naked girls. All they have are some bags of flesh on their torsos, so that guys can say, “Hey, that person has tits. Better pay attention”.
Amanda: Do you girls hear something
Miku: Yeah. Weird, huh
Hannah: (Suspicious) Yeah…. Weird…. (Kicks the locker they are hiding in, causing it to open and make them fall out)
(The girls scream)
Amanda: You dirty perverts!
Miku: What do you think you’re doing spying on us!
Hannah: You think you can get away with this?!
Wind: ……… It was there idea (Shoves James and Cody towards them as he runs out the door)
Cody: Uh, we can explain
James: I’m such a lucky guy
(The girls begin to beat them up)
Wind: And that is how I managed to get my money back. Funny story, huh
Cody: (Covered in bruises) Yeah. Fucking hilarious
James: (Covered in bruises) So what. Getting beaten up by girls is still physical contact.
Wind: Glad you look on the brightside of things, James. Now, I got my entire sixty dollars back
Hannah: (Snatches the money out of Wind’s hands) Good. This can go to the girl’s pain and suffering
Wind: WHAT! Are you fucking kidding me! That’s my money! I took it back fair and square
Hannah: Maybe now you’ll learn not to break into the girl’s locker room. But, I’ll give you some money back (Hands him five dollars)
Wind: But this is only enough for ramen
Hannah: (Grins) I know (Walks off)
Wind: ……. That dirty fucking bitch
Hannah: What are you doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy you the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want?
James: Did you hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, you wanna check it out later
Wind: Why would I give a shit about a gym cla-
Principle: (Over announcements) Attention students, you are to have a new gym class starting today. Please check the paper in your home room to see what time you must attend. That is all. Have a crappy day
Wind: Well, guess I got no choice, huh.
Gym Teacher: ALRIGHT, YOU LITTLE SHITS! I AM YOUR GYM TEACHER, MR. STRAITS! AND TODAY, YOU WILL BE DOING EXERCISES! Except for Wind, as we all know that if he gets his hands on a anything blunt, that would spell disaster, so he will sit out today and be given a perfect A plus
Cody: Hey, how come that fagimon gets to skip class
Straits: Because I am your superior. Now start with the exercises
James: (Runs over to Wind as the class exercises) Man, this class is awesome
Wind: (Reading book) Uh-huh
James: Seriously, just look at them all (Looks at the girls exercising) Quite the amazing sight, don’t you think
Wind: (Reading book) Nope
James: Come on. Is there anything you enjoy
Wind: Well, since you asked, I will enjoy a nice bit of food from a restaurant. I just so happened to find a wallet filled with a lot of money
(5 Hours Ago)
Wind: (Takes the wallet from a man who crashed his car into a pole and knocked himself unconscious)
(Present Time)
Wind: And I am going to be eating good tonight
James: Really
Wind: Yeah. I got it right he- (Checks his pockets) Where the hell is it…. Wait
(30 Minutes Ago)
Hannah: (Takes Wind’s wallet) I’ll just buy you the drink
(Present Time)
Wind: Oh my fucking god…. She took my wallet and left it in her pants
James: What are we going to do
Wind: I’ll tell you what we’re going to do. Get Cody
James: Okay (Brings Cody over)
Cody: What is it, fag-stick
Wind: Listen. My bitch sister took my wallet and it is in her pants pocket. So, we are going to sneak into the locker room, and get it back
Cody: You want us to sneak into the girl’s locker room
James: I’ll gladly do that
Wind: Great. Now let’s go (Get’s up and heads out)
Straits: (Listening to “Firework” as Wind, James, and Cody sneak into the girl’s locker room)
Cody: So, how are we going to find out which locker is Hannah’s?
Wind: Simple (Picks up a crowbar) We smash open every locker until we find the right one
James: Please, let me take care of it (Sniffs the air) Found it (Listens to the combination as he opens Hannah’s locker) Here it is
Wind: How the hell did you know this was the right one
James: Well-
Wind: Actually, I don’t want to know (Reaches into the pants pocket and gets his wallet) Alright, let’s get out of here
Cody: (Begins to open the door, until he hears talking) Shit, they’re coming
Wind: Oh fuck (Shoves everyone into a large locker and they hide in it)
(The girls walk in)
Cody: Oh god, this is your fault, fag-nugget
Wind: (Punches Cody in the back of the head) Shut up, Cody. They’ll hear us
(The girls begin to undress)
James: Oh god, a front row seat (Looks out the locker)
Wind: Jesus christ, James. Always looking at naked girls. All they have are some bags of flesh on their torsos, so that guys can say, “Hey, that person has tits. Better pay attention”.
Amanda: Do you girls hear something
Miku: Yeah. Weird, huh
Hannah: (Suspicious) Yeah…. Weird…. (Kicks the locker they are hiding in, causing it to open and make them fall out)
(The girls scream)
Amanda: You dirty perverts!
Miku: What do you think you’re doing spying on us!
Hannah: You think you can get away with this?!
Wind: ……… It was there idea (Shoves James and Cody towards them as he runs out the door)
Cody: Uh, we can explain
James: I’m such a lucky guy
(The girls begin to beat them up)
Wind: And that is how I managed to get my money back. Funny story, huh
Cody: (Covered in bruises) Yeah. Fucking hilarious
James: (Covered in bruises) So what. Getting beaten up by girls is still physical contact.
Wind: Glad you look on the brightside of things, James. Now, I got my entire sixty dollars back
Hannah: (Snatches the money out of Wind’s hands) Good. This can go to the girl’s pain and suffering
Wind: WHAT! Are you fucking kidding me! That’s my money! I took it back fair and square
Hannah: Maybe now you’ll learn not to break into the girl’s locker room. But, I’ll give you some money back (Hands him five dollars)
Wind: But this is only enough for ramen
Hannah: (Grins) I know (Walks off)
Wind: ……. That dirty fucking bitch
Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take you to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t you cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t you squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold you firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
You weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white van with candy in the back
Come with me.
I’ll take you to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t you cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t you squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold you firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
You weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white van with candy in the back
???: what is the status?
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...