There sure are a lot of chicks in video games, and we all love chicks, am I right. So let us all talk about the best chicks that we see in video game. First, some rules. Only one game per franchise, and I am including games that I have never played before, because why not. Now, let us start this list
#10: Chickadoo from Slime Rancher
Slime Rancher is such a cute game, and gives Pikmin a run for it’s money. But the Chickadoos are what make this game good. What do the Chickadoos do? Well.. they grow into bigger animals… Which you can feed to the Slimes……. That’s it…… That’s just it…… Hooray.
#9: Baby Chickens from Minecraft
I’m not sure how throwing the eggs work, but hey, they seem to spawn little baby chicken. Baby chickens that are able to grow into bigger chicks, which can lay more eggs and make you an entire farm. All from simply throwing a genocides worth of eggs onto the ground.
#8: Cluckles from Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise
Wow, these chickens are really neat? How so? Well, they behave just like any other chicks. They walk around and lay eggs? So, what makes them different from other chicks? Well, they just so happen to be in a pinata form, and who doesn’t love pinatas?
#7: Crunchy Chick from Fable 2
In Fable 2, you are able to join the Temple of Shadows. How do you join? Well, you need to eat five living Crunchy Chicks in front of the gatekeeper and gain 5+ evil point for each one, totalling in 25 evil points. So good for you. You ate a baby chicken. You monster
#6: Chica from Five Nights at Freddy’s
Savior this while you can. This is the only time I won’t insult Five Nights at Freddy’s on a list. Also, she’s a robot… and has a cupcake… and a lot of uncomfortable fanart on Tumblr
#5: Baby Cucco from Hyrule Warriors
Sure, they may be like the other Cuccos in the Zelda universe. They cluck, they fly around, they try to kill you when you attack them… Only this one is in a Zelda game that is different. Therefore, this Cucco is also different
#4: Billy Hatcher from Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
Now, sure… He may not be a chick. But he looks like a chick. And since I do not ever judge anything on these lists, I think that looking like a chick is good enough for me.
#3: Chocobo Chick from Final Fantasy XIII
Oh, Chocobo Chick… the only good thing to ever come out of Final Fantasy XIII
#2: Torchic from Pokemon
Oh my god, it’s a Pokemon that is a flame type. Sure, it may be neat to see a flaming chick that can evolve into some pretty cool things later on…….. But we all only care about one thing… And that is the fact that this is a chick. Nothing else matters. NOTHING!
#1: Cluckin Bell Worker from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
You all want to know why this is the best chick in video games EVER! Because April Fools. Shut up now
(REAL LIST COMING SOON! APOLOGIES FOR THIS SCREW UP)
#10: Chickadoo from Slime Rancher
Slime Rancher is such a cute game, and gives Pikmin a run for it’s money. But the Chickadoos are what make this game good. What do the Chickadoos do? Well.. they grow into bigger animals… Which you can feed to the Slimes……. That’s it…… That’s just it…… Hooray.
#9: Baby Chickens from Minecraft
I’m not sure how throwing the eggs work, but hey, they seem to spawn little baby chicken. Baby chickens that are able to grow into bigger chicks, which can lay more eggs and make you an entire farm. All from simply throwing a genocides worth of eggs onto the ground.
#8: Cluckles from Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise
Wow, these chickens are really neat? How so? Well, they behave just like any other chicks. They walk around and lay eggs? So, what makes them different from other chicks? Well, they just so happen to be in a pinata form, and who doesn’t love pinatas?
#7: Crunchy Chick from Fable 2
In Fable 2, you are able to join the Temple of Shadows. How do you join? Well, you need to eat five living Crunchy Chicks in front of the gatekeeper and gain 5+ evil point for each one, totalling in 25 evil points. So good for you. You ate a baby chicken. You monster
#6: Chica from Five Nights at Freddy’s
Savior this while you can. This is the only time I won’t insult Five Nights at Freddy’s on a list. Also, she’s a robot… and has a cupcake… and a lot of uncomfortable fanart on Tumblr
#5: Baby Cucco from Hyrule Warriors
Sure, they may be like the other Cuccos in the Zelda universe. They cluck, they fly around, they try to kill you when you attack them… Only this one is in a Zelda game that is different. Therefore, this Cucco is also different
#4: Billy Hatcher from Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
Now, sure… He may not be a chick. But he looks like a chick. And since I do not ever judge anything on these lists, I think that looking like a chick is good enough for me.
#3: Chocobo Chick from Final Fantasy XIII
Oh, Chocobo Chick… the only good thing to ever come out of Final Fantasy XIII
#2: Torchic from Pokemon
Oh my god, it’s a Pokemon that is a flame type. Sure, it may be neat to see a flaming chick that can evolve into some pretty cool things later on…….. But we all only care about one thing… And that is the fact that this is a chick. Nothing else matters. NOTHING!
#1: Cluckin Bell Worker from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
You all want to know why this is the best chick in video games EVER! Because April Fools. Shut up now
(REAL LIST COMING SOON! APOLOGIES FOR THIS SCREW UP)
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TROY: I'm mr WHAT'S IT TOO YEAH.
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..