Back when I was so poor, you would find bread to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab after a police bust meant for demolition. Nothing special. So, naturally, me and my brother thought there would be some nice stuff in there to appropriate. So, we walked in, and what we found at first was what you’d expect. Garbage and torn furniture everywhere. So, after about ten minutes of searching, we were ready to leave, until we were able to find an attic. We went inside, and inside, we found…. Well, more garbage. However, while we searched, we were finally able to find a fully functioning SNES. I gotta say, out of all the stuff we’ve found in these meth labs, this was the best one. Then again, compared to used condoms and razor blades, this was the most lovely thing we found. However, just like any house containing drug dealer, you’re bound to find at least one fucked up thing in each one. And this one was probably the worst. While we were searching, me and my brother also noticed this one pigeon. It was just lying on the ground, not even moving. Me and my brother thought it was dead, but suddenly, the thing just shot right up, and started flying in the most insane way possible, twisting in the air like some mid air exorcism. And then the pigeon began to smash it’s body into the window. And this kept happening until it started to bleed, with blood getting all over the window and the floor. At this moment, me and my brother were too scared to do anything else and we just ran right out of there. So, yeah. Never go to meth labs… unless there is an SNES involved.