Nik: Okay, guys. Why don’t we play some Mortal Kombat
Ryan: Yeah, that sounds awesome
Ben: Sure
Nik: Okay. I get dibs on Scorpion
Ryan: I get to be Sub-Zero
Ben: And I’ll be Raiden
Nik: Alright, let’s pla-
SJW: Ugh, that’s so typical of you
Nik: Uh… who are you?
SJW: I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I noticed that you all chose to play as guys
Nik: Yeah…. and?
SJW: Well, maybe you should give some attention to the female characters
Nik: …… Does it really matter? It’s just a game
SJW: Are you trying to say that you are sexist
Nik: Oh my god, fine. I’ll play as Kitana
SJW: Oh, of course, play as the scantily clad female
Nik: You told me to play as a female
SJW: But you chose her? Why? Is it because she looks attractive. Have you ever thought of how that may make women in the real world feel
Nik: Oh my god- Fine, I’ll choose Sonya. Can I just play the game now (Starts the game)
Ryan: (Plays as Sub-Zero and hits Sonya)
SJW: Stop! Stop the game!
Nik: Oh god, what now?
SJW: You just go and let him hit a woman like that
Nik: It’s a goddamn fighting game
SJW: It’s abuse
Nik: It’s a deathmatch video game
SJW: It’s abuse
Ryan: I’ll…. I’ll just stand still (Doesn’t move his character)
Nik: (Sighs, and punches Sub-Zero repeatedly until he dies)
Game: Sonya wins
Nik: Okay, let’s play as someone else
Ryan: (Picks Johnny Cage)
Ben: (Chooses Jax)
SJW: Stop
Nik: JESUS CHRIST, WHAT!
SJW: One of you chose the black guy
Nik: What about it
SJW: Are you saying that he commits acts of violence because of the color of his skin
Nik: He’s the only black guy in the game. The game is filled with fucking white people who tear the goddamn heads off each other. It’s no different from what this one goddamn character does!
SJW: But he’s black and hitting white people, acting violent. I’m triggered
Nik: Okay, you know what? Fuck this. I’m going home (Leaves
Ryan: Yeah, me too (Leaves)
Ben: Same (Leaves)
SJW: Oh, so you all left while I was talking. Do you think women do not deserve equal rights. Triggered! Triggered!
Nik: GOD, SHUT UP ALREADY!
Ryan: Yeah, that sounds awesome
Ben: Sure
Nik: Okay. I get dibs on Scorpion
Ryan: I get to be Sub-Zero
Ben: And I’ll be Raiden
Nik: Alright, let’s pla-
SJW: Ugh, that’s so typical of you
Nik: Uh… who are you?
SJW: I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I noticed that you all chose to play as guys
Nik: Yeah…. and?
SJW: Well, maybe you should give some attention to the female characters
Nik: …… Does it really matter? It’s just a game
SJW: Are you trying to say that you are sexist
Nik: Oh my god, fine. I’ll play as Kitana
SJW: Oh, of course, play as the scantily clad female
Nik: You told me to play as a female
SJW: But you chose her? Why? Is it because she looks attractive. Have you ever thought of how that may make women in the real world feel
Nik: Oh my god- Fine, I’ll choose Sonya. Can I just play the game now (Starts the game)
Ryan: (Plays as Sub-Zero and hits Sonya)
SJW: Stop! Stop the game!
Nik: Oh god, what now?
SJW: You just go and let him hit a woman like that
Nik: It’s a goddamn fighting game
SJW: It’s abuse
Nik: It’s a deathmatch video game
SJW: It’s abuse
Ryan: I’ll…. I’ll just stand still (Doesn’t move his character)
Nik: (Sighs, and punches Sub-Zero repeatedly until he dies)
Game: Sonya wins
Nik: Okay, let’s play as someone else
Ryan: (Picks Johnny Cage)
Ben: (Chooses Jax)
SJW: Stop
Nik: JESUS CHRIST, WHAT!
SJW: One of you chose the black guy
Nik: What about it
SJW: Are you saying that he commits acts of violence because of the color of his skin
Nik: He’s the only black guy in the game. The game is filled with fucking white people who tear the goddamn heads off each other. It’s no different from what this one goddamn character does!
SJW: But he’s black and hitting white people, acting violent. I’m triggered
Nik: Okay, you know what? Fuck this. I’m going home (Leaves
Ryan: Yeah, me too (Leaves)
Ben: Same (Leaves)
SJW: Oh, so you all left while I was talking. Do you think women do not deserve equal rights. Triggered! Triggered!
Nik: GOD, SHUT UP ALREADY!