Hannah: Man, come on, Wind
Wind: Shut up. You rushed me out of the house before I could eat breakfast
Hannah: Wind, all you eat for breakfast is ramen and a can of sausages
Wind: You think with my income, I have a lot of chances to get any other food.
Hannah: Well, at least you’ll get to school on time
Wind: That’s what annoys me
Teacher: Okay, kids, listen up. Today, we will be doing a little science experiment
Cody: Science? That sounds gay
Teacher: Cody, if you’re done with your homosexual lectures for the day, I would like to continue the lesson. Today, we will be dissecting a brain
James: These brains aren’t human brains, right
Teacher: Of course not. They’re fresh from the Ned Gei Slaughterhouse. I’m sure these are pig brains, despite the skinned humans you see inside the barn. Look, just dissect the brains. I’ll be back in thirty minutes (Leaves)
Hannah: Ugh, I can’t handle this
Wind: Yeah, I bet you can’t, Little Miss Perfect (Looks at the brain)
Cody: Sheesh, I think there’s still blood in this thing
Wind: Hey, Cody… It may be the hunger, but this brain kinda looks like a piece of uncooked medium rare steak
Hannah: Wind, that’s disgusting
Wind: Well, not a lot of us have the opportunities to eat, do we?
Teacher: (On the phone) What? …. What do you mean the brains were a part of a murder mystery? Are you telling me that these brains were evidence? …. How do they mix up pig brains for human ones? Whatever, okay. I’ll try and get the brains returned.
Teacher: Okay, good work in slicing open the brain and sewing it back together (Puts the brains in a black bag) Okay, class is dismissed for the day
Wind: Good. I’m heading home (Walks off)
Hannah: Yeah, see you later
Teacher: What do you mean there is one brain missing? Well I don’t know where it went? For all I know, it could have been lost on the way here
Hannah: (Calls Wind) Hey, Wind. I haven’t seen you all day. What are you doing
Wind: Oh, just finished cooking some steak (Pours steak sauce onto a cooked brain)
Hannah: Steak? I thought you couldn’t afford- …. No! You didn’t!
Wind: Oh, indeed I did, Hannah. Like I said, I can’t afford real food. So I have to resort to stealing it from the lab. Besides, it’s only a pig’s brain. It’s not like I’m a cannibal or anything (Cuts off a piece of the brain with a knife)
Hannah: Jesus Christ, you’re psychotic
Wind: I may be psychotic, but at least I have dinner (Eats the piece of the brain) Wow, this is the best meat I’ve ever had. I need to look up what kind of pig you have to kill to get this kind of brain.
Wind: Shut up. You rushed me out of the house before I could eat breakfast
Hannah: Wind, all you eat for breakfast is ramen and a can of sausages
Wind: You think with my income, I have a lot of chances to get any other food.
Hannah: Well, at least you’ll get to school on time
Wind: That’s what annoys me
Teacher: Okay, kids, listen up. Today, we will be doing a little science experiment
Cody: Science? That sounds gay
Teacher: Cody, if you’re done with your homosexual lectures for the day, I would like to continue the lesson. Today, we will be dissecting a brain
James: These brains aren’t human brains, right
Teacher: Of course not. They’re fresh from the Ned Gei Slaughterhouse. I’m sure these are pig brains, despite the skinned humans you see inside the barn. Look, just dissect the brains. I’ll be back in thirty minutes (Leaves)
Hannah: Ugh, I can’t handle this
Wind: Yeah, I bet you can’t, Little Miss Perfect (Looks at the brain)
Cody: Sheesh, I think there’s still blood in this thing
Wind: Hey, Cody… It may be the hunger, but this brain kinda looks like a piece of uncooked medium rare steak
Hannah: Wind, that’s disgusting
Wind: Well, not a lot of us have the opportunities to eat, do we?
Teacher: (On the phone) What? …. What do you mean the brains were a part of a murder mystery? Are you telling me that these brains were evidence? …. How do they mix up pig brains for human ones? Whatever, okay. I’ll try and get the brains returned.
Teacher: Okay, good work in slicing open the brain and sewing it back together (Puts the brains in a black bag) Okay, class is dismissed for the day
Wind: Good. I’m heading home (Walks off)
Hannah: Yeah, see you later
Teacher: What do you mean there is one brain missing? Well I don’t know where it went? For all I know, it could have been lost on the way here
Hannah: (Calls Wind) Hey, Wind. I haven’t seen you all day. What are you doing
Wind: Oh, just finished cooking some steak (Pours steak sauce onto a cooked brain)
Hannah: Steak? I thought you couldn’t afford- …. No! You didn’t!
Wind: Oh, indeed I did, Hannah. Like I said, I can’t afford real food. So I have to resort to stealing it from the lab. Besides, it’s only a pig’s brain. It’s not like I’m a cannibal or anything (Cuts off a piece of the brain with a knife)
Hannah: Jesus Christ, you’re psychotic
Wind: I may be psychotic, but at least I have dinner (Eats the piece of the brain) Wow, this is the best meat I’ve ever had. I need to look up what kind of pig you have to kill to get this kind of brain.