The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)
The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom music plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t laugh
(Audience laughs)
Howard: OH GREAT FUCKING JOB, WENDY
Wendy: Well excuse me for talking. As if standing around would have helped. We could have done that, and they still would have laughed
(Audience laughs)
Howard: Well, maybe if you shut that mouth of yours for once, they wouldn’t have a reason to laugh
Wendy: Why should I shut my mouth? Huh? As if you came up with better ideas
Howard: I got an idea. How about I bring my boss in. You always seem to shut your mouth around his cock when I’m playing golf with the others
(Audience laughs)
Wendy: Maybe if you actually loved me like a normal husband, I wouldn’t be seeing him every night
Megan: Can we please just shut up already! I doubt that any of this will help
Howard: Your right. We just need to calm down, and think of a way to get through this
Wendy: Oh yeah, because you come up with great ideas
(Audience laughs)
Howard: ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT! Megan, Oscar, upstairs
Oscar: (Sitting upstairs with Megan)
Megan: (Looking out the window)
(Downstairs, Howard and Wendy are yelling at each other)
Oscar and Megan: (Sitting still, listening)
(A loud crash can be heard)
Oscar and Megan: ……….
Howard: (Walks in, with Wendy, who now has a black eye) Okay, we were able to patch things up.
Howard: (Sitting in his bedroom, with a bunch of garbage lying around and the windows boarded up)
Oscar: Dad, can we go to the store
Howard: We are not leaving this goddamn house with all that laughing outside
Megan: What about school
Howard: You don’t need school
Oscar: I think I have some kind of disease
Howard: You’ll live
(Audience laughs)
Howard: AH, I CAN’T TAKE THE FUCKING LAUGHING ANYMORE! I’VE HAD ALL I COULD FUCKING TAKE! I’M ENDING THIS HELL ONCE AND FOR ALL (Walks out of the room)
Howard: (Takes a shotgun and kills Oscar, Megan, and Wendy, and then hangs himself)
Audience: ………..
Bob: (Walks in) Hey, Howard, the front door was open and I- (Sees the dead bodies everywhere) …….. Typical Richardsons
Audience: (Laughs)
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)
The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom music plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t laugh
(Audience laughs)
Howard: OH GREAT FUCKING JOB, WENDY
Wendy: Well excuse me for talking. As if standing around would have helped. We could have done that, and they still would have laughed
(Audience laughs)
Howard: Well, maybe if you shut that mouth of yours for once, they wouldn’t have a reason to laugh
Wendy: Why should I shut my mouth? Huh? As if you came up with better ideas
Howard: I got an idea. How about I bring my boss in. You always seem to shut your mouth around his cock when I’m playing golf with the others
(Audience laughs)
Wendy: Maybe if you actually loved me like a normal husband, I wouldn’t be seeing him every night
Megan: Can we please just shut up already! I doubt that any of this will help
Howard: Your right. We just need to calm down, and think of a way to get through this
Wendy: Oh yeah, because you come up with great ideas
(Audience laughs)
Howard: ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT! Megan, Oscar, upstairs
Oscar: (Sitting upstairs with Megan)
Megan: (Looking out the window)
(Downstairs, Howard and Wendy are yelling at each other)
Oscar and Megan: (Sitting still, listening)
(A loud crash can be heard)
Oscar and Megan: ……….
Howard: (Walks in, with Wendy, who now has a black eye) Okay, we were able to patch things up.
Howard: (Sitting in his bedroom, with a bunch of garbage lying around and the windows boarded up)
Oscar: Dad, can we go to the store
Howard: We are not leaving this goddamn house with all that laughing outside
Megan: What about school
Howard: You don’t need school
Oscar: I think I have some kind of disease
Howard: You’ll live
(Audience laughs)
Howard: AH, I CAN’T TAKE THE FUCKING LAUGHING ANYMORE! I’VE HAD ALL I COULD FUCKING TAKE! I’M ENDING THIS HELL ONCE AND FOR ALL (Walks out of the room)
Howard: (Takes a shotgun and kills Oscar, Megan, and Wendy, and then hangs himself)
Audience: ………..
Bob: (Walks in) Hey, Howard, the front door was open and I- (Sees the dead bodies everywhere) …….. Typical Richardsons
Audience: (Laughs)
Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I love Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching more of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also love his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I love Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching more of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also love his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..