After finishing the top ten worst video games to live in, I noticed something. There are a LOT of video games that would suck to live in. And I mean a LOT. So, today I want to share with you all more video game worlds that you wouldn’t even want to visit, even if you love the games to death. First off, the rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Also, I will be excluding games from the previous list to avoid redundancy. With all that said, let us start the list.
#10: Fable II
Sure, the world may look beautiful at first sight, but trust me, there is so much more than meets the eye with the world of Albion. Sure, some places seem okay, like Bowerstone, Oakvale, and maybe even Bloodstone if you look past the prostitution. But besides all that, that is it. In parts of the world, there are bandits ready to attack and murder villagers and travellers, Hobbes who will capture and eat people, Balverines who devour those who come to their forests, and beetles (Yes, even insects) Attacking people, despite how terrible they are at fighting. And what is Albion’s gracious king doing? He is sending his loyal guards to capture civilians around the country and forcing them to work in the Spire, a large tower which he will use the hero’s powers to power his tower, which will destroy the world and kill everyone to recreate a new safer world. And to make matters worse, there are no Heroes Guild, because the heroes were believed to die off, so now, all we got now are four heroes, one who could possibly kill anyone they want. So, either a psychopath or a dictator. Take your pick
#9: Saints Row IV
In a world where you have the power to super sprint, super jump, shoot energy, use telekinesis, stomp the ground with much strength, and surround yourself with fire, there are millions of different costumes to wear, including more with DLC, you can get help with all your friends, use all kinds of crazy cars and planes, and you can use weapons such as Bounce Rifles, Black Hole Launcher, and even a Dubstep Gun, all while being the President of the United States. What’s not to like about it? Well… all this comes at the cost of aliens attacking, sticking you inside their ship, and soon, blowing up the entirety of Earth with everyone on it…… So are superpowers still worth it?
#8 Dead Island
I could have included Dead Rising, but in that world, fighting zombies seems to be a lot of fun. I could have chosen Left 4 Dead, but in that world, fighting the undead seems to be a minor inconvenience. In Dead Island, it just looks depressing. Perfect for a list like this. On a place that you would think would be a total paradise, instead, you are now being attacked by hordes of zombies. And of course, one type of zombie just wasn’t enough for this world. No, now we need a multitude of zombies, ranging from slow zombies, fast zombies, zombies with a lot of strength, zombies that blow up, zombies that have both strength and speed and zombies that just won’t stop chasing and stabbing you. And to make things worse, there is very little ammo, and little firearms as well. And the only one carrying the firearms are a bunch of criminals that will gladly shoot you on sight. And no matter what you do, people you save will either die, go crazy, or will turn into a zombie. So naturally, this is as depressing as it gets…. or just play The Walking Dead.
#7: The Sims
Sure, The Sims may seem nice at first. You got a big house, a nice car, you have a lot of money, a wonderful job as the CEO of Whatever Incorporate, and a beautiful wife and kids. It would be nice at first, seeing as how things can look up for you, but soon, one day, that player that created the world for you could suddenly get bored. Bored enough to ruin your life. Bored enough, even, to kill. For all we know, he could have you invite all of your friends to your house for a party, and then have you walk out, only for the house to burn from the inside and kill all of your friends, leaving you friendless and homeless. One day, he could turn your house into something out of Saw, with fire in one room, electricity in another, and people dying of hunger in the next. If it weren’t for the police only going after robbers, you’d be on death row. One day, he may just kill you and move on to someone else. You’d better watch your back in The Sims, and even still, that may not be enough to save you
#6: Katamari Damacy
Picture it this way. One day, you will just walking down the street, minding your own business. You will be enjoying your nice stroll, just being all happy and whatnot, when all of a sudden, BOOM, a giant ball of everything and everyone in the entire city all squashed together in a giant ball being pushed by a tiny kid in a green suit putting the rest of the city in the giant ball while happy J-Pop music plays in the background. That is basically Katamari Damacy for you. And all I can say is that you’d better get used to it, because it is a really weird world.
#5: Resident Evil
Okay, you all know why this one is on the list. Imagine having one of the biggest industries in the world (We’ll say Wal-Mart) Suddenly turning evil (You could say that’s already happened in our world). Only in Resident Evil, it’s slightly worse. Instead of treating the employees like slaves, Umbrella turns people into zombies with their products. And it isn’t just zombies that is created. It soon turns into giant lizard monsters, long tongued creatures, a giant rocket launcher wielding destructive monster in biker gear, zombie dogs, giants, huge centipedes, giant bugs, giant alligators, giant bat, giant sea creature, giant anything really, and whale blubber. FREAKING WHALE BLUBBER IS TRYING TO KILL YOU! And if that won’t kill you, you’re incompetent teammates will. Weather they are too busy running into walls, yelling more than they are fighting back, or just standing around, taking a scythe to the face, they will either use useful items at the wrong time, avoid healing you as much as possible, or just die and making you fail. And there is at least a new terrorist attack per month, so expect that to be a regular thing in the world of Resident Evil
#4: Dark Souls
While Lordran is indeed a beautiful world, there is not a lot of time to enjoy it. In this world, everyone around you is either dying, dead, or undead, and they can soon become Hollow, leading to them going insane and killing those around them. Your only way to survive is to trust in your equipment, because with everyone dying and turning on you left, right, and center, your sword is the only thing you can really trust. And not only are people killing each other but you have to worry about the skeletons, dragons, giant rats, giant bugs, trolls, giants, black knights, demons, witches, lizard people, and have to constantly worry about invaders. And another thing that you will need to know in this game is that if you are wanting to just live, you are not going to find it in a game like Dark Souls. This is a game that you need to accept death, because, with it’s difficulty, death is everywhere. So, if you’re feeling adventurous, you can go right ahead. Just prepare to die.
#3: Dishonored
In the future that is far more advanced than anything we have seen in history, you would think Dunwall would be the greatest place to go. Oh, you couldn’t be more wrong. In the world of Dishonored, the poor are seen as nothing but vermin and are left to die by the rich, and the only one who is willing to save the poor are the Loyalists, and even they are a peculiar group. And it gets so much worse when you add the rat plague to it, which greatly affect the poor and turn them into zombie-like psychopaths. And if Corvo just so happens to become a mad stabber and kill every guard, Weeper, and civilian in sight, Dunwall will just get even worse, or it could just fall apart in on itself and just become a gigantic graveyard. Better hope you chose someone merciful to save the world
#2: Minecraft
You’d think that in a world like Minecraft, where all you do is spend your days building structures, it wouldn’t be so ba- Okay, you all get the jist of it. There is always a deadly catch with these games. Before nightfall, you had better make a strong fort of a home, because if you had not done that, you will endure the danger of the night. At night, you will be attacked by an onslaught of zombies, skeletons, spiders, Endermen, and the dreaded Creepers. And not only that, but this world is as empty as Trump’s noggin. The world may be great, in a cubic kind of way, but there are not many people to meet, and is just a huge area to explore. It’s just a big land with few people and many monsters. It’s only a short time until the insanity kicks in.
#1: Animal Crossing
In a world where you are friends with everyone and can just laze around in the warm sun, it would seem like a nice game to be in… until the labor comes in. And there is quite a lot of it. No matter how much Bells you make, Tom Nook will never be satisfied. You’re debt will only continue to increase until the day you die or you’re game breaks. Throughout the each day, you will be forced to collect bugs, dig up fossils, catch fish, and sell useless stuff you don’t need just so you can pay off the debt and make it to the next debt. And even then, you still have to deal with all of the neighbors, who force you to take packages to their fellow neighbors, who are only a few seconds away, because they are too busy enjoying the lazy lifestyle you wanted, but now, you are forced to do everyone’s chores for them. So you are basically the town slave, forced to do everyone’s job because they are too busy living the life you wanted but will never have. And the worst part is that, no matter what, you will never end this. Animal Crossing has no end. At least Minecraft ended when you killed the Enderdragon, and The Sims would end at death. With Animal Crossing, it’s not as forgiving. You’re stuck in slave labor until you die (Or the game disc gives out). That is what makes Animal Crossing the worst place to live.
Well, there you have it. Did you like the list? Tell me what you thought of it. With that said, I will see you all next time.
#10: Fable II
Sure, the world may look beautiful at first sight, but trust me, there is so much more than meets the eye with the world of Albion. Sure, some places seem okay, like Bowerstone, Oakvale, and maybe even Bloodstone if you look past the prostitution. But besides all that, that is it. In parts of the world, there are bandits ready to attack and murder villagers and travellers, Hobbes who will capture and eat people, Balverines who devour those who come to their forests, and beetles (Yes, even insects) Attacking people, despite how terrible they are at fighting. And what is Albion’s gracious king doing? He is sending his loyal guards to capture civilians around the country and forcing them to work in the Spire, a large tower which he will use the hero’s powers to power his tower, which will destroy the world and kill everyone to recreate a new safer world. And to make matters worse, there are no Heroes Guild, because the heroes were believed to die off, so now, all we got now are four heroes, one who could possibly kill anyone they want. So, either a psychopath or a dictator. Take your pick
#9: Saints Row IV
In a world where you have the power to super sprint, super jump, shoot energy, use telekinesis, stomp the ground with much strength, and surround yourself with fire, there are millions of different costumes to wear, including more with DLC, you can get help with all your friends, use all kinds of crazy cars and planes, and you can use weapons such as Bounce Rifles, Black Hole Launcher, and even a Dubstep Gun, all while being the President of the United States. What’s not to like about it? Well… all this comes at the cost of aliens attacking, sticking you inside their ship, and soon, blowing up the entirety of Earth with everyone on it…… So are superpowers still worth it?
#8 Dead Island
I could have included Dead Rising, but in that world, fighting zombies seems to be a lot of fun. I could have chosen Left 4 Dead, but in that world, fighting the undead seems to be a minor inconvenience. In Dead Island, it just looks depressing. Perfect for a list like this. On a place that you would think would be a total paradise, instead, you are now being attacked by hordes of zombies. And of course, one type of zombie just wasn’t enough for this world. No, now we need a multitude of zombies, ranging from slow zombies, fast zombies, zombies with a lot of strength, zombies that blow up, zombies that have both strength and speed and zombies that just won’t stop chasing and stabbing you. And to make things worse, there is very little ammo, and little firearms as well. And the only one carrying the firearms are a bunch of criminals that will gladly shoot you on sight. And no matter what you do, people you save will either die, go crazy, or will turn into a zombie. So naturally, this is as depressing as it gets…. or just play The Walking Dead.
#7: The Sims
Sure, The Sims may seem nice at first. You got a big house, a nice car, you have a lot of money, a wonderful job as the CEO of Whatever Incorporate, and a beautiful wife and kids. It would be nice at first, seeing as how things can look up for you, but soon, one day, that player that created the world for you could suddenly get bored. Bored enough to ruin your life. Bored enough, even, to kill. For all we know, he could have you invite all of your friends to your house for a party, and then have you walk out, only for the house to burn from the inside and kill all of your friends, leaving you friendless and homeless. One day, he could turn your house into something out of Saw, with fire in one room, electricity in another, and people dying of hunger in the next. If it weren’t for the police only going after robbers, you’d be on death row. One day, he may just kill you and move on to someone else. You’d better watch your back in The Sims, and even still, that may not be enough to save you
#6: Katamari Damacy
Picture it this way. One day, you will just walking down the street, minding your own business. You will be enjoying your nice stroll, just being all happy and whatnot, when all of a sudden, BOOM, a giant ball of everything and everyone in the entire city all squashed together in a giant ball being pushed by a tiny kid in a green suit putting the rest of the city in the giant ball while happy J-Pop music plays in the background. That is basically Katamari Damacy for you. And all I can say is that you’d better get used to it, because it is a really weird world.
#5: Resident Evil
Okay, you all know why this one is on the list. Imagine having one of the biggest industries in the world (We’ll say Wal-Mart) Suddenly turning evil (You could say that’s already happened in our world). Only in Resident Evil, it’s slightly worse. Instead of treating the employees like slaves, Umbrella turns people into zombies with their products. And it isn’t just zombies that is created. It soon turns into giant lizard monsters, long tongued creatures, a giant rocket launcher wielding destructive monster in biker gear, zombie dogs, giants, huge centipedes, giant bugs, giant alligators, giant bat, giant sea creature, giant anything really, and whale blubber. FREAKING WHALE BLUBBER IS TRYING TO KILL YOU! And if that won’t kill you, you’re incompetent teammates will. Weather they are too busy running into walls, yelling more than they are fighting back, or just standing around, taking a scythe to the face, they will either use useful items at the wrong time, avoid healing you as much as possible, or just die and making you fail. And there is at least a new terrorist attack per month, so expect that to be a regular thing in the world of Resident Evil
#4: Dark Souls
While Lordran is indeed a beautiful world, there is not a lot of time to enjoy it. In this world, everyone around you is either dying, dead, or undead, and they can soon become Hollow, leading to them going insane and killing those around them. Your only way to survive is to trust in your equipment, because with everyone dying and turning on you left, right, and center, your sword is the only thing you can really trust. And not only are people killing each other but you have to worry about the skeletons, dragons, giant rats, giant bugs, trolls, giants, black knights, demons, witches, lizard people, and have to constantly worry about invaders. And another thing that you will need to know in this game is that if you are wanting to just live, you are not going to find it in a game like Dark Souls. This is a game that you need to accept death, because, with it’s difficulty, death is everywhere. So, if you’re feeling adventurous, you can go right ahead. Just prepare to die.
#3: Dishonored
In the future that is far more advanced than anything we have seen in history, you would think Dunwall would be the greatest place to go. Oh, you couldn’t be more wrong. In the world of Dishonored, the poor are seen as nothing but vermin and are left to die by the rich, and the only one who is willing to save the poor are the Loyalists, and even they are a peculiar group. And it gets so much worse when you add the rat plague to it, which greatly affect the poor and turn them into zombie-like psychopaths. And if Corvo just so happens to become a mad stabber and kill every guard, Weeper, and civilian in sight, Dunwall will just get even worse, or it could just fall apart in on itself and just become a gigantic graveyard. Better hope you chose someone merciful to save the world
#2: Minecraft
You’d think that in a world like Minecraft, where all you do is spend your days building structures, it wouldn’t be so ba- Okay, you all get the jist of it. There is always a deadly catch with these games. Before nightfall, you had better make a strong fort of a home, because if you had not done that, you will endure the danger of the night. At night, you will be attacked by an onslaught of zombies, skeletons, spiders, Endermen, and the dreaded Creepers. And not only that, but this world is as empty as Trump’s noggin. The world may be great, in a cubic kind of way, but there are not many people to meet, and is just a huge area to explore. It’s just a big land with few people and many monsters. It’s only a short time until the insanity kicks in.
#1: Animal Crossing
In a world where you are friends with everyone and can just laze around in the warm sun, it would seem like a nice game to be in… until the labor comes in. And there is quite a lot of it. No matter how much Bells you make, Tom Nook will never be satisfied. You’re debt will only continue to increase until the day you die or you’re game breaks. Throughout the each day, you will be forced to collect bugs, dig up fossils, catch fish, and sell useless stuff you don’t need just so you can pay off the debt and make it to the next debt. And even then, you still have to deal with all of the neighbors, who force you to take packages to their fellow neighbors, who are only a few seconds away, because they are too busy enjoying the lazy lifestyle you wanted, but now, you are forced to do everyone’s chores for them. So you are basically the town slave, forced to do everyone’s job because they are too busy living the life you wanted but will never have. And the worst part is that, no matter what, you will never end this. Animal Crossing has no end. At least Minecraft ended when you killed the Enderdragon, and The Sims would end at death. With Animal Crossing, it’s not as forgiving. You’re stuck in slave labor until you die (Or the game disc gives out). That is what makes Animal Crossing the worst place to live.
Well, there you have it. Did you like the list? Tell me what you thought of it. With that said, I will see you all next time.
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time