Damas: Well, after finally getting past those damn bush monsters, I made it to the next boss. I guess that this boss is defending the second bell. Well, might as well kill it. It can’t be too bad (Walks through the fog)
Moonlight Butterfly: (Flies overhead)
Damas: Oh my goodness… It’s so beautiful. I’ve never seen such a magnificent crea- (Suddenly gets blasted by lasers)
Damas: (Stabs Moonlight Butterfly repeatedly) This is what I get for caring for animals (Kills it) There, I killed it. Now, where is that bell…….. It should be here……….. any second now………………… Wait, what did that creepy guy say
(Flashback)
Crestfallen Warrior: There are two Bells of Awakening. One in Undead Parish and another in Blighttown
(Present)
Damas: ……. OH MOTHERFU-
Damas: Now, how do I get down there. I could head through the Valley of the Drakes or the sewers… Seeing as how I don’t like to smell like crap, guess we’ll be heading through the valley (Walks into the valley, only to see small dragons) Well, this shouldn’t be too ha- (Suddenly gets attacked by all dragons as they fire lightning bolts at him to death)
Damas: Oh well, I wasn’t gonna be smelling good by the end of the day anyway (Walks into the depths) Besides, it can’t be that ba- No… If I say that, I’ll just jinx it. The last thing I want to do is jinx it. Let’s just go through here
Damas: (Makes it to a locked door) Damn it, how do I get through these doors (Looks at map) Looks like I have to fight the Gaping Dragon. Well, maybe it will go better than the other dragons… or it will kick my ass. More likely the last one
Gaping Dragon: (Looks at Damas)
Damas: That tiny little guy is the boss. Well, might as well take him down then
Gaping Dragon: (Sits up, revealing it’s mouth that is completely covered from the inside with sharp teeth)
Damas: ………………….. AAAAHHHH-
Damas: (Opens door) Finally killed that Gaping Dragon. Don’t know if I’ll be so right in the head ever again after that. At least I am finally in Blighttown (Suddenly slows down) Oh man, the frame rate is so bad here
Damas: Damn it, wrong way
Damas: (Walking across small weak bridge) Whooooooa. Whooooooa. (Tries to keep balance as he continues walking) Whoooooa. Whooooooa.
Damas: GODDAMN IT, IT’S THE WRONG WAY AGAIN
Damas: Finally made it through the poisonous swamp. Now for the boss. If anything, I am expecting something that is just pure terror
Damas: (Meet Chaos Witch Quelaag, who walks with her spider body for legs) Yep, as expected. Okay, let’s do th- (Get’s set on fire)
Damas: (Panting) Okay… I finally killed her. Wish she wouldn’t spit lava everywhere. Now, time to ring the bell (Rings the second bell) There, I did it. Now I can finally take a little break.
Quelaag’s Sister: Dear Sister? Is that you
Damas: OH MY GOD (Accidently kills her) Oh shoot. Sorry…… ooh….. She was a friendly, wasn’t she? ………….. I’m uh…… I’m just gonna take this (Takes her Firekeeper Soul and uses Homeward Bone to vanish)
Moonlight Butterfly: (Flies overhead)
Damas: Oh my goodness… It’s so beautiful. I’ve never seen such a magnificent crea- (Suddenly gets blasted by lasers)
Damas: (Stabs Moonlight Butterfly repeatedly) This is what I get for caring for animals (Kills it) There, I killed it. Now, where is that bell…….. It should be here……….. any second now………………… Wait, what did that creepy guy say
(Flashback)
Crestfallen Warrior: There are two Bells of Awakening. One in Undead Parish and another in Blighttown
(Present)
Damas: ……. OH MOTHERFU-
Damas: Now, how do I get down there. I could head through the Valley of the Drakes or the sewers… Seeing as how I don’t like to smell like crap, guess we’ll be heading through the valley (Walks into the valley, only to see small dragons) Well, this shouldn’t be too ha- (Suddenly gets attacked by all dragons as they fire lightning bolts at him to death)
Damas: Oh well, I wasn’t gonna be smelling good by the end of the day anyway (Walks into the depths) Besides, it can’t be that ba- No… If I say that, I’ll just jinx it. The last thing I want to do is jinx it. Let’s just go through here
Damas: (Makes it to a locked door) Damn it, how do I get through these doors (Looks at map) Looks like I have to fight the Gaping Dragon. Well, maybe it will go better than the other dragons… or it will kick my ass. More likely the last one
Gaping Dragon: (Looks at Damas)
Damas: That tiny little guy is the boss. Well, might as well take him down then
Gaping Dragon: (Sits up, revealing it’s mouth that is completely covered from the inside with sharp teeth)
Damas: ………………….. AAAAHHHH-
Damas: (Opens door) Finally killed that Gaping Dragon. Don’t know if I’ll be so right in the head ever again after that. At least I am finally in Blighttown (Suddenly slows down) Oh man, the frame rate is so bad here
Damas: Damn it, wrong way
Damas: (Walking across small weak bridge) Whooooooa. Whooooooa. (Tries to keep balance as he continues walking) Whoooooa. Whooooooa.
Damas: GODDAMN IT, IT’S THE WRONG WAY AGAIN
Damas: Finally made it through the poisonous swamp. Now for the boss. If anything, I am expecting something that is just pure terror
Damas: (Meet Chaos Witch Quelaag, who walks with her spider body for legs) Yep, as expected. Okay, let’s do th- (Get’s set on fire)
Damas: (Panting) Okay… I finally killed her. Wish she wouldn’t spit lava everywhere. Now, time to ring the bell (Rings the second bell) There, I did it. Now I can finally take a little break.
Quelaag’s Sister: Dear Sister? Is that you
Damas: OH MY GOD (Accidently kills her) Oh shoot. Sorry…… ooh….. She was a friendly, wasn’t she? ………….. I’m uh…… I’m just gonna take this (Takes her Firekeeper Soul and uses Homeward Bone to vanish)