(Link to the first episode will be in the comments section for those who haven't seen it yet.)
(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the next exciting episode of my new recent hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the next one a bit early. :D I hope you enjoy the next episode of Network 999!)
Quick Story Recap: It is the year 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.
The Internet (called Network 999) is also even more powerful than ever. You see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to Network 999 called THC, or The Hyper Communication, Network 999 has been transformed into an exciting Cyber-Universe filled with adventure, fun, and safe friendly battles!
You see, THC has made Network 999 able to produce External Parasites, which are basically Avatars made by people on the website Create&Commence.com
This allows ANYBODY to either choose a character to act as their Avatar, or make their own original character! Then you can give them their own skills and engage in safe battles with others, giving away HCP (or Hyper Communication Points) to the winner of the battle.
You Level-Up once every 1,000 HCP, allowing up to a level of 10 and a max HCP count of 10,000. You also, obviously, start off with zero HCP.
Level-Ups make Avatars stronger, faster, bulkier, and maybe even learn new special skills, in which you always start off with three. Skills are basically your Avatar's way of healing, attacking, or WHATEVER in battle. The most skills you can learn is six, so be sure to pick them wisely!
On the topic of fighting, there are three stats in battle. Agility is self-explanatory, Strength is how physically strong you are (both in offense and defense) and also determines your Health Points (or HP), and Magic is how strong your Energy/Magical capabilities are in offense, defense, and amount.
Create&Commence.com even allows anyone to make up their own signature item that they always have equipped automatically both in and out of battle!
Unfortunately.....There is one dark file error that managed to escape the alpha stage of the THC named TEE, or The Evil Eyes.
Once inside an Avatar's eyes, they temporarily take over it's mind and allow the Avatar to permanently eradicate another's External Parasite completely.......FOREVER. The worst part of all this is seeing as how your state of mind is always inside of your Avatar when online, having it destroyed would send a vital shock towards the Nervous System, therefore killing you in real life.
On the bright side of things, this rarely ever happens. Plus, not only is there a large amount of scientists working hard to get rid of TEE, but there's also a small group of friends with powerful Avatars that are putting their lives on the line to save the world from TEE.
Since they helped create THC, they were each given a special Hidden Ability that they can activate in battle whenever they're in a really bad spot.
Here they come again! I suppose it's time for me to scram. XD
Jared: I still don't understand...... How did that creature have SIX stars in Agility!? It just doesn't make any sense......
Deathding's Profile
Age: 15
HCP: 4,906
Win-Loss Ratio: 17-0
Skills: 5
Arena Specialty: Land/Sea/Air
Arena Disadvantage: Underground
Strength: ****
Agility: *****
Magic: *****
Signature Item: Engine Skates (Allows the user to skate around very fast on ground. Also allows the user to fly.)
Skills: -Avalanche (Creates a black hole from above the foe and rains down freezing-cold sharp icicle spears.)
-Blazing Aura (Creates a heat-barrier made from lava that protects from all attacks, even water!)
-Neon Light (Blinds the foe with nega-sensitive light, then transforms into holy arrows that shower down on the opponent from above.)
-Adrenaline Burst (Temporarily triples stats and gives the caster a flaming Battle-Ax, but makes the user absolutely insane while also gradually draining the caster's HP. Only use when in a really bad spot.)
-Scan (Scans an enemies stats, pretty self-explanatory. Comes in handy when fighting those mysterious enemies......)
Hidden Ability: Edge Of Extinction (All stats octuple when at 3% HP or less. Resort to this when you're REALLY in hot water.)
Wind: I'll tell you what REALLY doesn't make any sense, how the hell Mr. Boss punched that man all the damn way to China. He must have TWENTY damn stars in Strength to do that!
Windwakerguy430/Wind Hydrasmith Aerogram's Profile
Age: 16
HCP: 3,663
Win-Loss Ratio: 14-3
Skills: 3
Arena Specialty: Land/Underground/Sea
Arena Disadvantage: Air
Strength: *****
Agility: ****
Magic: ***
Signature Item: Chainsaw Sword (Devastating heavy weapon made just for ripping opponents to shreds.....In style!)
Skills: -Gale Flash (Creates gusts of wind sharp enough to cut anything. Can even destroy incoming projectiles!)
-Infernal Lasso (Creates a flaming whip. This lasso can not only annihilate any unfortunate thing that it whips, but also has a 70% chance of inflicting a "Burn" on the opponent, which halves the strength of their Magic and gradually lowers their HP.)
-Turbo Dash (Temporarily allows the caster to attack enemies at rapid speeds while also making the user MUCH faster, even quick enough to run on water! However, using this skill gradually drains your HP, so use wisely.)
Hidden Ability: Corrupted Assault (When down to 1 HP, the user becomes surrounded in a black aura. This quintuples all stats and allows the user to destroy even the most strong of armor with pathetic ease, but at the risk of losing their mind and becoming a dark unstoppable entity of darkness. Use ONLY as a last resort and NOTHING else.)
Chad: Wind, six stars is already one of the most insane things in the world, so what in the world would having TWENTY stars be like? With that kind of power you could probably punch someone right through the Moon. XD
LGYCE/Chad Adalius Legacy's Profile
Age: 15 and 1/2
HCP: 3,446
Win-Loss Ratio: 11-2
Skills: 3
Arena Specialty: Land/Underground/Air
Arena Disadvantage: Sea
Strength: ***
Agility: *****
Magic: *****
Signature Item: Limiter Rings (All stats are halved with Limiter Rings on, but to compensate for that, all stats are TRIPLED when Limiter Rings are off. Can only remove at 70% HP or less.)
Skills: -Chaos Sphere (Weak but fast Holy-Type energy projectile that can be spammed like a machine-gun!)
-Napalm Flamethrower (Extremely powerful flamethrower that always causes a burn. Can also destroy incoming projectiles!)
-Chaotic Tesla (Absorbs any incoming projectiles and sends them right back at the foe with double the power and speed! If it's something like a melee weapon, then the Chaotic Tesla will absorb the energy/magic of the sword and send that energy back as a projectile, while also acting like a shield. Bit complicated, but VERY effective.)
Hidden Ability: The Gerald Giga-Laser (Summons a gigantic proton-cannon that fires a huge laser strong enough to obliterate the strongest elements in the entire universe with ridiculous ease. Can only summon when at 10% health or less. Bit overkill, but this is Chad we're talking about. XD)
Jared: Punch someone through the MOON!? Now we're just making stuff up.
Chad: Hey, at least it's fun to think about! ;)
Wind: So where are we headed anyways? I'm so goddamn thirsty I could chug a gallon of water in five seconds......
Chad: Well, there seems to be a resting area over there! We could stop there, find some supplies, and rest a little. Sound good to you?
Jared: I'm already there SUCKERS! See you at the Bowling Alley! :D
Wind: (Honestly, that retarded imbecile never learns.....)
Chad: HEY! Wait for us! *Runs* (I wonder if there really IS a Bowling Alley in there.....Nah, that'd be too awesome.)
*Group Walks In*
INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! ALL SYSTEMS EVACUATING, PREPARE TO FIRE AT WILL!
Jared: AW COME ON! *Dodges Lasers* Something seems wrong with the natural security system!
Wind: LIKE I COULDN'T ALREADY TELL THAT JARED! *Dodges*
Chad: LOOK, OVER THERE! COMPUTERS! IF WE GO INTO THE THC, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STOP THESE LASERS!
Jared: Yeah, but the only problem is *Dodges* WHOA! The only problem is we'll get demolished if we just walk over to the computers casually!
Chad: Hmm, we'll need a distraction to keep the lasers at bay while two of us log into THC and stop the threat..........
*Jared & Wind stare at Chad*
Chad: WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD THE PHONE....... I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO BE THE DISTRACTION!
Wind: Hey, you made up the idea. Serves you right to actually DO it.
Jared: Let's hurry up Wind, these lasers are aggressive! WHOA! *Dodges*
Chad: (Why do I always have to be the distraction.....Dear God Almighty someone help me. o_____O WAIT A MINUTE......I think I have an idea...... >:D)
Jared & Wind: Create & Commence.... Here me out! To have my will and to have me shout..... My dignity, my pride, everything that's inside........
Group: Bring me inside of The Hyper Communication, for THC we DIVIDE!
Wind: Now we need to find the threat that's causing the security system to act all douche-baggy on us.
Jared: (That's a strange way to put it..... :P)
Jared: Hey, over there! I think somebody's in trouble! ENGINE SKATES GO! *Dashes*
Wind: He always leaves without me..... HEY, WAIT UP YOU ASS-HAT! *Runs*
???: AUGH, DON'T ATTACK ME, PLEASE! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! D:
???: OBLITERATE! INCINERATE! ANNIHILATE! EXTERMINATE! *Shoots gunfire, rockets, & lasers*
???: DESTROY EVERYTHING! DEMOLISH! DESTROY!
Jared: Oh no, this machine's wreaking havoc on THC! Quick, Wind! You need to stop the machine while I save the person! Besides, I have way more HCP than you anyways. ;D
Wind: OH YOU SON OF A....... *Sigh* BATTLE ENGAGE, MYSTERIOUS MACHINE!
*Meanwhile, in real life...*
Chad: HAHAHA! Stupid Security-Cameras, you all got NOTHING on these dance moves! ;)
Security-Cameras: OBLITERATE! DESTROY! DEMOLISH! SHOOT YOUR LASERS AT THE HUMAN!
Chad: *Does Caramelldansen* ♫Dance to the beat, wave your hands together! Come feel the heat, forever and forever! :D♫
Security-Cameras: Annihilate.... Incinerate..... Destroy......... Dance to the beat........ WAIT, I MEAN.........
Chad: ♫Listen and learn, it is time for prancing, now we are here with Caramelldansen! :D♫
Cam #1: Hey, this song ain't half bad.... :)
Cam #2: I'm tired of always shooting things, let's DANCE! ;D
Cam #3: Man, I can't stop bopping my head to this jam! ^___^
*Meanwhile, back in THC.......*
BATTLE ENGAGE, SET! WIND V.S. MYSTERIOUS MACHINE! 3.......2........1................ GO FOR BROKE!
Wind: Your 10 second reign of terror ENDS HERE MACHINE, TAKE THIS! *Slashes*
Machine: *Guards* NEW OBJECTIVE, DESTROY FOOLISH HUMAN!
Wind: Foolish human you say....... How about THIS!? TURBO DASH! *Runs At Speed Of Light*
Machine: TARGET LOCK-ON......... TARGET ACQUIRED! LAUNCHING HOMING MISSILES! *Fires*
Wind: AUGH! NO WAY....... HE HIT ME DURING MY TURBO DASH..........
Machine: GIVE UP NOW FOOLISH HUMAN! YOUR STRENGTH DOESN'T COMPARE TO MINE!
Wind: *Breathes Heavily* ......... GALE FLASH!
Machine: TRICKSTER'S WALL! *Reflects*
Wind: AUGH!! *HP Depletes*
Wind: (Damn........ This machine is a lot stronger than I initially thought.....)
Machine: SAY YOUR PRAYERS, FOOLISH HUMAN! *Charges Extermination Cannon*
Wind: ............MACHINE...............
Machine: *Stops Charging* WHAT NOW, FOOLISH HUMAN?
Wind: Listen to me you bastard.... You can take away my sword. You can take away my pride.
Machine: ?
Wind: Hell, you can even take away everything I've EVER owned and loved in life......... *Bleeds*
Machine: ENOUGH TALK FOOLISH HUMAN, DIE!!!!! *Launches Nuclear Rockets*
Wind: But if there's one thing you'll never *Gasps* have from me.....
Machine: SAYONARA, FOOLISH HUMAN!
Wind: *Catches Rockets*....................
Machine: WAIT..... TARGET HAS CAPTURED ROCKETS!?
Wind: ..........Hehehe.....Hey, you remember what I was saying earlier, foolish machine?
Machine: .....NOBODY SHALL CALL ME FOOLISH! *Fires Machine-Gun*
Wind: Outta my goddamn way. *Catches Bullets, Swallows*
Machine: NO.... HOW CAN HE.... WHAT IS HE................
Wind: I SAID. YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY SWORD! *Slice*
Machine: AUGH! INITIATING RECOVERY MO-
Wind: YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY PRIDE! *Slice*
Machine: NO! MY AUTO-REGENERATION PARTS!
Wind: YOU CAN EVEN TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING I'VE EVER OWNED AND LOVED! *Slices Three Times*
Machine: Im-pozz-iBLe......
Wind: BUT YOU'LL NEVER DEPLETE MY HEALTH BAR! INFERNAL LASSO!!!! *Strikes*
Wind has gained 400 HCP, Level-Up! Wind has learned a new skill: Final Countdown! (User gradually gets stronger the more their health depletes)
Wind: Ah, my head hurts..... What just happened to me?
Hey bozon-brain, I JUST SAID what happened to you! Try paying ATTENTION the next time you Level-Up!
Wind: Alright then, Jesus. Is EVERYONE in this world an ass-hat now?
Jared: WIND! Are you alright? While I was fixing the Network and saving some people, I saw you in trouble. You feeling fine?
Wind: I'm just as fine as ever, now let's get the hell out of this joint. I've seen enough strange shit today.
Jared: Alright then....... Well, ready when you are.
Jared & Wind: OBJECTIVE OBLITERATED, RETURNING TO DESTINATION!
Jared: Hey Chad, we're back! :D How're you doi-wait a minute......
Jared & Wind: WHAT THE FU-
Security Cameras: ♫DANCE TO THE BEAT, WAVE YOUR HANDS TOGETHER! COME FEEL THE HEAT, FOREVER AND FOREVER! :D♫ *Bopping Heads*
Chad: Ummm....... I can explain. XD You see, you told me to do a distraction, so......
???: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU KIDS DO TO MY SECURITY CAMERAS!?
Chad: AUGH! UM, SIR! THIS IS ALL JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, YEAH! THAT'S IT, HAHA! :D Your cameras are PERFECTLY fi-
Security Cameras: ♫LISTEN AND LEARN, IT IS TIME FOR PRANCING, NOW WE ARE HERE WITH CARAMELLDANSEN! :D♫ *Bopping Heads*
Jared & Wind: *Silently walk out of building*
Chad: DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME! D:
???: I OUGHTA SLAUGHTER YOU FOR THIS! I WON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS KID, I WON'T EVER FORGET!
Jared: You know, maybe I'LL do the distraction next time.....
Chad: Aw SHUT-UP! It was the only think I could think of! :P
Wind: Yeah, the only thing you could think of alright. And the only thing you could think of was the crap that almost got your ass dead.
Chad: Augh, be quiet Wind! What would you have done, blow up the Security-Cameras?
Wind: That ain't a half-bad idea......
Jared: *Facepalm* What am I going to do with you guys.....
(Episode.....Over?)
???: DAMN IT! That stupid kid destroyed one of our strongest and most precious machines!
???: It's fine Number 2, we'll make sure to get our revenge soon.....
???: YEAH NUMBER 1! WE'LL GET OUR REVENGE ALRIGHT, USING BRUTE FORCE AND POWER! >:D
???: Uh, number 3? You know battle strategy isn't all power, right?
???: OF COURSE! IT'S ALSO ABOUT STRENGTH! >:D
???: *Sigh* Nevertheless, we'll make sure those foolish humans PAY for what they've done to my poor Rocket-Magnum Mark 2......
(End Of Episode 2)
BONUS: Enemy Of The Day: Rocket-Magnum Mark 2
Age: ??
HCP: 0
Win-Loss Ratio: ??-??
Skills: 4
Arena Specialty: None
Arena Disadvantage: None
Strength: *****
Agility: **
Magic: ***
Signature Item: None
Skills: Lock-On (Makes next attack NEVER miss)
Homing Missiles (Releases a deadly barrage of plutonium-filled Nitrogen Rockets)
Trickster's Wall (Reflects any and all projectiles back at twice the speed)
Machine-Gun (It is what it is, a powerful Gatling-89 Revolving Magnum Machine-Gun. Very fast and very strong.)
Hidden Ability: Extermination Cannon (A charged laser that is capable of punching through the strongest of elements with little to no effort.)
(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the next exciting episode of my new recent hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the next one a bit early. :D I hope you enjoy the next episode of Network 999!)
Quick Story Recap: It is the year 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.
The Internet (called Network 999) is also even more powerful than ever. You see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to Network 999 called THC, or The Hyper Communication, Network 999 has been transformed into an exciting Cyber-Universe filled with adventure, fun, and safe friendly battles!
You see, THC has made Network 999 able to produce External Parasites, which are basically Avatars made by people on the website Create&Commence.com
This allows ANYBODY to either choose a character to act as their Avatar, or make their own original character! Then you can give them their own skills and engage in safe battles with others, giving away HCP (or Hyper Communication Points) to the winner of the battle.
You Level-Up once every 1,000 HCP, allowing up to a level of 10 and a max HCP count of 10,000. You also, obviously, start off with zero HCP.
Level-Ups make Avatars stronger, faster, bulkier, and maybe even learn new special skills, in which you always start off with three. Skills are basically your Avatar's way of healing, attacking, or WHATEVER in battle. The most skills you can learn is six, so be sure to pick them wisely!
On the topic of fighting, there are three stats in battle. Agility is self-explanatory, Strength is how physically strong you are (both in offense and defense) and also determines your Health Points (or HP), and Magic is how strong your Energy/Magical capabilities are in offense, defense, and amount.
Create&Commence.com even allows anyone to make up their own signature item that they always have equipped automatically both in and out of battle!
Unfortunately.....There is one dark file error that managed to escape the alpha stage of the THC named TEE, or The Evil Eyes.
Once inside an Avatar's eyes, they temporarily take over it's mind and allow the Avatar to permanently eradicate another's External Parasite completely.......FOREVER. The worst part of all this is seeing as how your state of mind is always inside of your Avatar when online, having it destroyed would send a vital shock towards the Nervous System, therefore killing you in real life.
On the bright side of things, this rarely ever happens. Plus, not only is there a large amount of scientists working hard to get rid of TEE, but there's also a small group of friends with powerful Avatars that are putting their lives on the line to save the world from TEE.
Since they helped create THC, they were each given a special Hidden Ability that they can activate in battle whenever they're in a really bad spot.
Here they come again! I suppose it's time for me to scram. XD
Jared: I still don't understand...... How did that creature have SIX stars in Agility!? It just doesn't make any sense......
Deathding's Profile
Age: 15
HCP: 4,906
Win-Loss Ratio: 17-0
Skills: 5
Arena Specialty: Land/Sea/Air
Arena Disadvantage: Underground
Strength: ****
Agility: *****
Magic: *****
Signature Item: Engine Skates (Allows the user to skate around very fast on ground. Also allows the user to fly.)
Skills: -Avalanche (Creates a black hole from above the foe and rains down freezing-cold sharp icicle spears.)
-Blazing Aura (Creates a heat-barrier made from lava that protects from all attacks, even water!)
-Neon Light (Blinds the foe with nega-sensitive light, then transforms into holy arrows that shower down on the opponent from above.)
-Adrenaline Burst (Temporarily triples stats and gives the caster a flaming Battle-Ax, but makes the user absolutely insane while also gradually draining the caster's HP. Only use when in a really bad spot.)
-Scan (Scans an enemies stats, pretty self-explanatory. Comes in handy when fighting those mysterious enemies......)
Hidden Ability: Edge Of Extinction (All stats octuple when at 3% HP or less. Resort to this when you're REALLY in hot water.)
Wind: I'll tell you what REALLY doesn't make any sense, how the hell Mr. Boss punched that man all the damn way to China. He must have TWENTY damn stars in Strength to do that!
Windwakerguy430/Wind Hydrasmith Aerogram's Profile
Age: 16
HCP: 3,663
Win-Loss Ratio: 14-3
Skills: 3
Arena Specialty: Land/Underground/Sea
Arena Disadvantage: Air
Strength: *****
Agility: ****
Magic: ***
Signature Item: Chainsaw Sword (Devastating heavy weapon made just for ripping opponents to shreds.....In style!)
Skills: -Gale Flash (Creates gusts of wind sharp enough to cut anything. Can even destroy incoming projectiles!)
-Infernal Lasso (Creates a flaming whip. This lasso can not only annihilate any unfortunate thing that it whips, but also has a 70% chance of inflicting a "Burn" on the opponent, which halves the strength of their Magic and gradually lowers their HP.)
-Turbo Dash (Temporarily allows the caster to attack enemies at rapid speeds while also making the user MUCH faster, even quick enough to run on water! However, using this skill gradually drains your HP, so use wisely.)
Hidden Ability: Corrupted Assault (When down to 1 HP, the user becomes surrounded in a black aura. This quintuples all stats and allows the user to destroy even the most strong of armor with pathetic ease, but at the risk of losing their mind and becoming a dark unstoppable entity of darkness. Use ONLY as a last resort and NOTHING else.)
Chad: Wind, six stars is already one of the most insane things in the world, so what in the world would having TWENTY stars be like? With that kind of power you could probably punch someone right through the Moon. XD
LGYCE/Chad Adalius Legacy's Profile
Age: 15 and 1/2
HCP: 3,446
Win-Loss Ratio: 11-2
Skills: 3
Arena Specialty: Land/Underground/Air
Arena Disadvantage: Sea
Strength: ***
Agility: *****
Magic: *****
Signature Item: Limiter Rings (All stats are halved with Limiter Rings on, but to compensate for that, all stats are TRIPLED when Limiter Rings are off. Can only remove at 70% HP or less.)
Skills: -Chaos Sphere (Weak but fast Holy-Type energy projectile that can be spammed like a machine-gun!)
-Napalm Flamethrower (Extremely powerful flamethrower that always causes a burn. Can also destroy incoming projectiles!)
-Chaotic Tesla (Absorbs any incoming projectiles and sends them right back at the foe with double the power and speed! If it's something like a melee weapon, then the Chaotic Tesla will absorb the energy/magic of the sword and send that energy back as a projectile, while also acting like a shield. Bit complicated, but VERY effective.)
Hidden Ability: The Gerald Giga-Laser (Summons a gigantic proton-cannon that fires a huge laser strong enough to obliterate the strongest elements in the entire universe with ridiculous ease. Can only summon when at 10% health or less. Bit overkill, but this is Chad we're talking about. XD)
Jared: Punch someone through the MOON!? Now we're just making stuff up.
Chad: Hey, at least it's fun to think about! ;)
Wind: So where are we headed anyways? I'm so goddamn thirsty I could chug a gallon of water in five seconds......
Chad: Well, there seems to be a resting area over there! We could stop there, find some supplies, and rest a little. Sound good to you?
Jared: I'm already there SUCKERS! See you at the Bowling Alley! :D
Wind: (Honestly, that retarded imbecile never learns.....)
Chad: HEY! Wait for us! *Runs* (I wonder if there really IS a Bowling Alley in there.....Nah, that'd be too awesome.)
*Group Walks In*
INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! ALL SYSTEMS EVACUATING, PREPARE TO FIRE AT WILL!
Jared: AW COME ON! *Dodges Lasers* Something seems wrong with the natural security system!
Wind: LIKE I COULDN'T ALREADY TELL THAT JARED! *Dodges*
Chad: LOOK, OVER THERE! COMPUTERS! IF WE GO INTO THE THC, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STOP THESE LASERS!
Jared: Yeah, but the only problem is *Dodges* WHOA! The only problem is we'll get demolished if we just walk over to the computers casually!
Chad: Hmm, we'll need a distraction to keep the lasers at bay while two of us log into THC and stop the threat..........
*Jared & Wind stare at Chad*
Chad: WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD THE PHONE....... I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO BE THE DISTRACTION!
Wind: Hey, you made up the idea. Serves you right to actually DO it.
Jared: Let's hurry up Wind, these lasers are aggressive! WHOA! *Dodges*
Chad: (Why do I always have to be the distraction.....Dear God Almighty someone help me. o_____O WAIT A MINUTE......I think I have an idea...... >:D)
Jared & Wind: Create & Commence.... Here me out! To have my will and to have me shout..... My dignity, my pride, everything that's inside........
Group: Bring me inside of The Hyper Communication, for THC we DIVIDE!
Wind: Now we need to find the threat that's causing the security system to act all douche-baggy on us.
Jared: (That's a strange way to put it..... :P)
Jared: Hey, over there! I think somebody's in trouble! ENGINE SKATES GO! *Dashes*
Wind: He always leaves without me..... HEY, WAIT UP YOU ASS-HAT! *Runs*
???: AUGH, DON'T ATTACK ME, PLEASE! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! D:
???: OBLITERATE! INCINERATE! ANNIHILATE! EXTERMINATE! *Shoots gunfire, rockets, & lasers*
???: DESTROY EVERYTHING! DEMOLISH! DESTROY!
Jared: Oh no, this machine's wreaking havoc on THC! Quick, Wind! You need to stop the machine while I save the person! Besides, I have way more HCP than you anyways. ;D
Wind: OH YOU SON OF A....... *Sigh* BATTLE ENGAGE, MYSTERIOUS MACHINE!
*Meanwhile, in real life...*
Chad: HAHAHA! Stupid Security-Cameras, you all got NOTHING on these dance moves! ;)
Security-Cameras: OBLITERATE! DESTROY! DEMOLISH! SHOOT YOUR LASERS AT THE HUMAN!
Chad: *Does Caramelldansen* ♫Dance to the beat, wave your hands together! Come feel the heat, forever and forever! :D♫
Security-Cameras: Annihilate.... Incinerate..... Destroy......... Dance to the beat........ WAIT, I MEAN.........
Chad: ♫Listen and learn, it is time for prancing, now we are here with Caramelldansen! :D♫
Cam #1: Hey, this song ain't half bad.... :)
Cam #2: I'm tired of always shooting things, let's DANCE! ;D
Cam #3: Man, I can't stop bopping my head to this jam! ^___^
*Meanwhile, back in THC.......*
BATTLE ENGAGE, SET! WIND V.S. MYSTERIOUS MACHINE! 3.......2........1................ GO FOR BROKE!
Wind: Your 10 second reign of terror ENDS HERE MACHINE, TAKE THIS! *Slashes*
Machine: *Guards* NEW OBJECTIVE, DESTROY FOOLISH HUMAN!
Wind: Foolish human you say....... How about THIS!? TURBO DASH! *Runs At Speed Of Light*
Machine: TARGET LOCK-ON......... TARGET ACQUIRED! LAUNCHING HOMING MISSILES! *Fires*
Wind: AUGH! NO WAY....... HE HIT ME DURING MY TURBO DASH..........
Machine: GIVE UP NOW FOOLISH HUMAN! YOUR STRENGTH DOESN'T COMPARE TO MINE!
Wind: *Breathes Heavily* ......... GALE FLASH!
Machine: TRICKSTER'S WALL! *Reflects*
Wind: AUGH!! *HP Depletes*
Wind: (Damn........ This machine is a lot stronger than I initially thought.....)
Machine: SAY YOUR PRAYERS, FOOLISH HUMAN! *Charges Extermination Cannon*
Wind: ............MACHINE...............
Machine: *Stops Charging* WHAT NOW, FOOLISH HUMAN?
Wind: Listen to me you bastard.... You can take away my sword. You can take away my pride.
Machine: ?
Wind: Hell, you can even take away everything I've EVER owned and loved in life......... *Bleeds*
Machine: ENOUGH TALK FOOLISH HUMAN, DIE!!!!! *Launches Nuclear Rockets*
Wind: But if there's one thing you'll never *Gasps* have from me.....
Machine: SAYONARA, FOOLISH HUMAN!
Wind: *Catches Rockets*....................
Machine: WAIT..... TARGET HAS CAPTURED ROCKETS!?
Wind: ..........Hehehe.....Hey, you remember what I was saying earlier, foolish machine?
Machine: .....NOBODY SHALL CALL ME FOOLISH! *Fires Machine-Gun*
Wind: Outta my goddamn way. *Catches Bullets, Swallows*
Machine: NO.... HOW CAN HE.... WHAT IS HE................
Wind: I SAID. YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY SWORD! *Slice*
Machine: AUGH! INITIATING RECOVERY MO-
Wind: YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY PRIDE! *Slice*
Machine: NO! MY AUTO-REGENERATION PARTS!
Wind: YOU CAN EVEN TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING I'VE EVER OWNED AND LOVED! *Slices Three Times*
Machine: Im-pozz-iBLe......
Wind: BUT YOU'LL NEVER DEPLETE MY HEALTH BAR! INFERNAL LASSO!!!! *Strikes*
Wind has gained 400 HCP, Level-Up! Wind has learned a new skill: Final Countdown! (User gradually gets stronger the more their health depletes)
Wind: Ah, my head hurts..... What just happened to me?
Hey bozon-brain, I JUST SAID what happened to you! Try paying ATTENTION the next time you Level-Up!
Wind: Alright then, Jesus. Is EVERYONE in this world an ass-hat now?
Jared: WIND! Are you alright? While I was fixing the Network and saving some people, I saw you in trouble. You feeling fine?
Wind: I'm just as fine as ever, now let's get the hell out of this joint. I've seen enough strange shit today.
Jared: Alright then....... Well, ready when you are.
Jared & Wind: OBJECTIVE OBLITERATED, RETURNING TO DESTINATION!
Jared: Hey Chad, we're back! :D How're you doi-wait a minute......
Jared & Wind: WHAT THE FU-
Security Cameras: ♫DANCE TO THE BEAT, WAVE YOUR HANDS TOGETHER! COME FEEL THE HEAT, FOREVER AND FOREVER! :D♫ *Bopping Heads*
Chad: Ummm....... I can explain. XD You see, you told me to do a distraction, so......
???: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU KIDS DO TO MY SECURITY CAMERAS!?
Chad: AUGH! UM, SIR! THIS IS ALL JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, YEAH! THAT'S IT, HAHA! :D Your cameras are PERFECTLY fi-
Security Cameras: ♫LISTEN AND LEARN, IT IS TIME FOR PRANCING, NOW WE ARE HERE WITH CARAMELLDANSEN! :D♫ *Bopping Heads*
Jared & Wind: *Silently walk out of building*
Chad: DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME! D:
???: I OUGHTA SLAUGHTER YOU FOR THIS! I WON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS KID, I WON'T EVER FORGET!
Jared: You know, maybe I'LL do the distraction next time.....
Chad: Aw SHUT-UP! It was the only think I could think of! :P
Wind: Yeah, the only thing you could think of alright. And the only thing you could think of was the crap that almost got your ass dead.
Chad: Augh, be quiet Wind! What would you have done, blow up the Security-Cameras?
Wind: That ain't a half-bad idea......
Jared: *Facepalm* What am I going to do with you guys.....
(Episode.....Over?)
???: DAMN IT! That stupid kid destroyed one of our strongest and most precious machines!
???: It's fine Number 2, we'll make sure to get our revenge soon.....
???: YEAH NUMBER 1! WE'LL GET OUR REVENGE ALRIGHT, USING BRUTE FORCE AND POWER! >:D
???: Uh, number 3? You know battle strategy isn't all power, right?
???: OF COURSE! IT'S ALSO ABOUT STRENGTH! >:D
???: *Sigh* Nevertheless, we'll make sure those foolish humans PAY for what they've done to my poor Rocket-Magnum Mark 2......
(End Of Episode 2)
BONUS: Enemy Of The Day: Rocket-Magnum Mark 2
Age: ??
HCP: 0
Win-Loss Ratio: ??-??
Skills: 4
Arena Specialty: None
Arena Disadvantage: None
Strength: *****
Agility: **
Magic: ***
Signature Item: None
Skills: Lock-On (Makes next attack NEVER miss)
Homing Missiles (Releases a deadly barrage of plutonium-filled Nitrogen Rockets)
Trickster's Wall (Reflects any and all projectiles back at twice the speed)
Machine-Gun (It is what it is, a powerful Gatling-89 Revolving Magnum Machine-Gun. Very fast and very strong.)
Hidden Ability: Extermination Cannon (A charged laser that is capable of punching through the strongest of elements with little to no effort.)
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK YOU (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the next Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are you still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK YOU (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the next Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are you still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED