Wind: *Sighs* Where the hell am I? How did I even get here? Man I hate my life.... Well, at the very least I have this map.
*Map Blows Away*
Wind: GODDAMMIT! I guess I'm lost now, FANFREAKINGTASTIC.
Wind: Wait a minute.... What's happening? I feel...... Strange........ *FLASH*
Deathding/Jared: *Typing Article* Alright Wikipedia, I'm almost done working on that new map! You promise not to lose it this time? You know what happens when we lose the map......
Wikipedia: I PROMISE Jared! I shall never let it out of my sights ever agai-Wait a minute..... WIND!? How in the bloody blazing hell did you get here?
Wind: So this is what happens when you lose a map, you cross dimensions into another reviewer's room. Welp, if you need me I'll be slaughtering bad fan-fictions.
Jared: Hey Wind, wait! I was thinking you and I could do a series together, you know? Like one on-
Wind: NEVER. I'm a solo person, it's not my forte. I let that one collab slide, but not this time. Now if you'll excuse me, I things to do.
Wikipedia: Good luck finding your way back home! XDDDD :D LOL OMG BRNED
Wind: *Chops Wikipedia In Half* Aw man, I guess I have to stay here. Well, since I obviously have nothing better to goddamn do, I might as well help you with your article.
Jared: Uh, sure! Great! Haha...... (Is Wikipedia okay? o___O)
Wikipedia: I'M FINE....... OH GOD THIS PAIN IN MY RIBS I TAKE THAT BACK I AM CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING FINE OH SWEET JESUS CHRIST.
Jared: ANYWAYS, I think you'll like it! It's about how stupid people can be nowadays, what they do, and us poking fun at them. Wanna give it a shot?
Wind: I'm in as long as I get to harshly insult someone, hehe. Let's get this show on the road.
Jared and Wind: Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.
Today's Opening: link
Part 1: Posts
"Just mailed my goldfish to Cash For Gold. Gonna wait a week to see how much I earn!"
Wind: The only thing you're gonna earn is the chance to get a felony for animal cruelty.
"Got a new number! :) Text me for the number!"
Jared: Now I could make my usual joke "I like apples because apples are tasty" to syndicate that saying the same thing consecutively just sounds stupid, but I honestly have a feeling this person doesn't have the slightest idea how phones work.
"Saw sum litle 12year old reading in the| library today,, ... lol, dum bitch, why read when theres partyss to go to?"
Wind: I love how you can't even spell parties, which happens to be the ONE thing you seem to care about. And yet, this twelve year old, who probably has many living brain cells compared to you, is the stupid bitch.
"It's a good thing Halloween didn't fall on the 13th this year cuz that would be really scary! :\"
Jared: A FUCKING PLUS FOR KNOWING YOUR HOLIDAY DATES! :D
Part 2: Memes
"Y U No?"
Jared: Y U No SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP!? Heck, you make SCRAPPY-DOO SOUND PLAUSIBLE!
"Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet"
Wind: The only thing that's breaking here is my sanity. Ever so slowly...
"One Does Not Simply"
Jared: One does not simply make you SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP! My god, did Squidward teach you NOTHING when he said "Shut your half-wit pieholes!"?
"Prepare Yourself"
Wind: Yeah, I've been TRYING to.
Part 3: Yahoo Questions
"How do I successfully become a Justin Beiber fan?"
Jared: Best answer? You don't.
"What is the meaning of procrastination?"
Wind: I could tell you, but I don't feel like it. I'll tell you later.....
"Can you get pregnant from watching a Health-Class video?"
"Why are deep fried fish so ugly?"
Wind: Hey, they don't think too fondly of you either.
Part 4: Google Searches
"How To Get Away With Murder"
Jared: I think the better statement would be "How to get rid of you".
"Lack toast and tolerate"
Wind: Never before have I wanted to kill myself more than I do right now.
"What would happen if I ate myself?"
Jared: World peace.
"Why can I feel my own heart?"
Wind: Did you perform some sort of Mortal Kombat Kano chest excavating or something?
Finale: Trends
"Reality Shows"
Jared: They were funny at first as we've seen with shows like Alf and Friends, but now everyone's just trying to sound raunchy by talking about sex. I recommend these people quit the reality TV shows and ACTUALLY LIVE in reality.
"Selfies"
Wind: Oh yes, because I'd LOVE to see your face again for the two-billionth time Facebook friend who I may or may not forget about completely after high school.
"ALS Ice Bucket Challenge"
Jared: I know it's for a good cause, but couldn't they figure out some other fucking way to do this instead of pouring presumably freezing cold water all over our bodies? SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME.
11/10 PURE GENIUS! =D -IGN
"Feat."
Wind: Jesus Christ, if you're not gonna make a song on your own and still take all credit and awards without acknowledging that the other person helped you with it, then at least spell "featuring" without shortening it.
"Twerking"
Jared: I like you and your stupid song Sir Mixalot, but WHAT THE FUCK have you started? o____O
"Dead People Jokes"
Wind: If I were God, I'd recreate the flood just for this one.
(End.)
Jared: Well, that was fun! :D Wouldn't you agree Wind?
Wind: It felt like the devil drilled a hole in my skull and proceeded to have sex with it.
Jared: ...........Well, since we're done, you can go home now!
Wind: Not really. I'm kinda homeless.
Wikipedia: I'll help you get back! :D All I gotta do is push this button an-
Jared and Wind: NOOOOOOOO *EXPLOSION*
Jared: This reminds me of The Familiar Of Zero. XD All the explosions, you know?
Wind: Just shut up and make me a new map before I slit your throat and serve it on a silver platter.
Jared: YES SIR! :\ (Well, at least Wikipedia didn't push the blue button, that would've been TERRIBLE. XD)
Wikipedia: Hey, I wonder what this button does! =)
*Pushes Button*
(Thanks so much for reading me and Windwakerguy430's new article series! We worked so hard on it for so long, so we hope you enjoyed it! Don't forget to click the "I'm a Fan!" button above if you liked this!)
(We'll see you guys in People These Days next time whenever we rebuild my entire house. XD)
(Intro done by: Jared Potts/Deathding. Outro done by: Both Jared/Deathding and Windwakerguy430. Concept and creation by: Jared/Deathding. Special thanks to Windwakerguy430 for collaborating with me.)
(Next episode will be uploaded by Windwakerguy430.)
*Map Blows Away*
Wind: GODDAMMIT! I guess I'm lost now, FANFREAKINGTASTIC.
Wind: Wait a minute.... What's happening? I feel...... Strange........ *FLASH*
Deathding/Jared: *Typing Article* Alright Wikipedia, I'm almost done working on that new map! You promise not to lose it this time? You know what happens when we lose the map......
Wikipedia: I PROMISE Jared! I shall never let it out of my sights ever agai-Wait a minute..... WIND!? How in the bloody blazing hell did you get here?
Wind: So this is what happens when you lose a map, you cross dimensions into another reviewer's room. Welp, if you need me I'll be slaughtering bad fan-fictions.
Jared: Hey Wind, wait! I was thinking you and I could do a series together, you know? Like one on-
Wind: NEVER. I'm a solo person, it's not my forte. I let that one collab slide, but not this time. Now if you'll excuse me, I things to do.
Wikipedia: Good luck finding your way back home! XDDDD :D LOL OMG BRNED
Wind: *Chops Wikipedia In Half* Aw man, I guess I have to stay here. Well, since I obviously have nothing better to goddamn do, I might as well help you with your article.
Jared: Uh, sure! Great! Haha...... (Is Wikipedia okay? o___O)
Wikipedia: I'M FINE....... OH GOD THIS PAIN IN MY RIBS I TAKE THAT BACK I AM CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING FINE OH SWEET JESUS CHRIST.
Jared: ANYWAYS, I think you'll like it! It's about how stupid people can be nowadays, what they do, and us poking fun at them. Wanna give it a shot?
Wind: I'm in as long as I get to harshly insult someone, hehe. Let's get this show on the road.
Jared and Wind: Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.
Today's Opening: link
Part 1: Posts
"Just mailed my goldfish to Cash For Gold. Gonna wait a week to see how much I earn!"
Wind: The only thing you're gonna earn is the chance to get a felony for animal cruelty.
"Got a new number! :) Text me for the number!"
Jared: Now I could make my usual joke "I like apples because apples are tasty" to syndicate that saying the same thing consecutively just sounds stupid, but I honestly have a feeling this person doesn't have the slightest idea how phones work.
"Saw sum litle 12year old reading in the| library today,, ... lol, dum bitch, why read when theres partyss to go to?"
Wind: I love how you can't even spell parties, which happens to be the ONE thing you seem to care about. And yet, this twelve year old, who probably has many living brain cells compared to you, is the stupid bitch.
"It's a good thing Halloween didn't fall on the 13th this year cuz that would be really scary! :\"
Jared: A FUCKING PLUS FOR KNOWING YOUR HOLIDAY DATES! :D
Part 2: Memes
"Y U No?"
Jared: Y U No SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP!? Heck, you make SCRAPPY-DOO SOUND PLAUSIBLE!
"Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet"
Wind: The only thing that's breaking here is my sanity. Ever so slowly...
"One Does Not Simply"
Jared: One does not simply make you SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP! My god, did Squidward teach you NOTHING when he said "Shut your half-wit pieholes!"?
"Prepare Yourself"
Wind: Yeah, I've been TRYING to.
Part 3: Yahoo Questions
"How do I successfully become a Justin Beiber fan?"
Jared: Best answer? You don't.
"What is the meaning of procrastination?"
Wind: I could tell you, but I don't feel like it. I'll tell you later.....
"Can you get pregnant from watching a Health-Class video?"
"Why are deep fried fish so ugly?"
Wind: Hey, they don't think too fondly of you either.
Part 4: Google Searches
"How To Get Away With Murder"
Jared: I think the better statement would be "How to get rid of you".
"Lack toast and tolerate"
Wind: Never before have I wanted to kill myself more than I do right now.
"What would happen if I ate myself?"
Jared: World peace.
"Why can I feel my own heart?"
Wind: Did you perform some sort of Mortal Kombat Kano chest excavating or something?
Finale: Trends
"Reality Shows"
Jared: They were funny at first as we've seen with shows like Alf and Friends, but now everyone's just trying to sound raunchy by talking about sex. I recommend these people quit the reality TV shows and ACTUALLY LIVE in reality.
"Selfies"
Wind: Oh yes, because I'd LOVE to see your face again for the two-billionth time Facebook friend who I may or may not forget about completely after high school.
"ALS Ice Bucket Challenge"
Jared: I know it's for a good cause, but couldn't they figure out some other fucking way to do this instead of pouring presumably freezing cold water all over our bodies? SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME.
11/10 PURE GENIUS! =D -IGN
"Feat."
Wind: Jesus Christ, if you're not gonna make a song on your own and still take all credit and awards without acknowledging that the other person helped you with it, then at least spell "featuring" without shortening it.
"Twerking"
Jared: I like you and your stupid song Sir Mixalot, but WHAT THE FUCK have you started? o____O
"Dead People Jokes"
Wind: If I were God, I'd recreate the flood just for this one.
(End.)
Jared: Well, that was fun! :D Wouldn't you agree Wind?
Wind: It felt like the devil drilled a hole in my skull and proceeded to have sex with it.
Jared: ...........Well, since we're done, you can go home now!
Wind: Not really. I'm kinda homeless.
Wikipedia: I'll help you get back! :D All I gotta do is push this button an-
Jared and Wind: NOOOOOOOO *EXPLOSION*
Jared: This reminds me of The Familiar Of Zero. XD All the explosions, you know?
Wind: Just shut up and make me a new map before I slit your throat and serve it on a silver platter.
Jared: YES SIR! :\ (Well, at least Wikipedia didn't push the blue button, that would've been TERRIBLE. XD)
Wikipedia: Hey, I wonder what this button does! =)
*Pushes Button*
(Thanks so much for reading me and Windwakerguy430's new article series! We worked so hard on it for so long, so we hope you enjoyed it! Don't forget to click the "I'm a Fan!" button above if you liked this!)
(We'll see you guys in People These Days next time whenever we rebuild my entire house. XD)
(Intro done by: Jared Potts/Deathding. Outro done by: Both Jared/Deathding and Windwakerguy430. Concept and creation by: Jared/Deathding. Special thanks to Windwakerguy430 for collaborating with me.)
(Next episode will be uploaded by Windwakerguy430.)