“Can you lose your virginity if you fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what you learn.
“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But by that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes
“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than
“8===D Is this a shovel or a crying smiley face”
Oh you innocent minded, stupid boy.
“Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach”
Only if you pat your head at the same time
“What does fall 2010 mean”
It’s hard to explain, but you’ll need this extraordinary invention known only as… a calendar
“Help. I can’t take off my mother’s bra and she’ll be home in five minutes”
Well, the worst she’ll think is that you're a crossdresser… and then probably kick the shit out of you
“Can I tell my the smell of my husband’s gas that he has been cheating on me”
Not unless you have the nostrils of a dog… and if you are really dumb enough to smell gas
“Do midgets have night vision”
That explains why Sam Fisher is so goddamn short
“What if the girl who thinks I’m the dad isn’t the mother”
Than the result say, you ARE a dumbass
“How many calories are in a booger”
How much would it take to prevent you from eating it?
“How can I convince my wife to let our hot maid sleep with us at night”
That’s what every guy wants to know
“Can you use plastic food wrapping as a condom for cucumber masterbation”
I’d hate to think what you’d use on an actual penis
“Is throwing your hair in the garbage safe”
No, you have to outgrow your hair. Never cut it. It’s the only way
“What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex”
When he starts humping the teddy bear
“My wife wants to eat her placenta. Is it okay is she is vegan”
I think the better question is “Is your wife mentally stable”
“Is there a spell that can turn me into a mermaid that actually works”
Besides some terrifying fish and human mating….. no
“How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier”
If you’re this serious about salt, just devour an entire salt shaker
“How do I take care of my pet potato”
Give it plenty of water, walks, and try to bath it often, as if it were a real dog
“How can I lose weight without eating”
Starve
“How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry”
Please tell me you are five years old, so I can at the very least have some reason not to slap you
“Is it okay to boil headphones”
Unless you are tired of disposing of them in the garbage, no it is not
“Why is my sperm so powerful”
Because that bit of seaman is going to be Superman one day
“Is it weird that your dog likes to watch me pee”
Yes, it is. You should call the cops for sexual harassment
“I was bitten by a turtle when I was younger. Can I still drink orange juice”
……………………………….. No
“What incantations work best for summoning Jesus”
Try reading the Bible and you may just find out
“Why do my balls smell like ham”
Have you tried bathing?
“How do you get spaghetti stains out of your underwear”
What the fuck were they doing there in the first place?
“Is there any way to make 2+2=5”
I thought this kind of stupidity was only found in cartoons
“My brother has not had his first period yet”
Don’t worry, it’s the same for my brother. I’m still waiting for it to happen, actually.
“How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers”
I think we may have found the dumbest question yet
“HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK”
…………………….. Press capslock
“Girlfriend aint had period since pregnant”
Congratulations on the baby. Though, I am more concerned about the baby, knowing you’re the father
“How to turn computer monitor into mirror”
Try mounting your computer on the wall. You’ll have a stupid looking mirror in no time
“How much listerine does it take to get drunk”
You actually think mouthwash is alcohol?
“Is there anyway to get this popular guy at school to get me pregnant”
Date rape drugs?
“STD from dogs. Is it possible?”
I don’t even want to know why you asked that question
“What is my wife going to think about my black penis on a white body”
If that’s the case, than you have no wife
“How long can a little girl hold her breathe”
Should I be concerned about you and your possibly child molesting nature
“I made Jesus shaped pancakes but burnt them. Am I going to hell”
Yes, of course! You have angered Pancake Jesus! There is no escape now.
“Why does my screen say Bang Bros .com after my son leaves the computer when he is doing homework”
Well, looks like he isn’t learning about the birds and the bees from you
“Why should anyone judge me because I’m missing one tooth. I still have a great personality”.
Well, at least your joyful
“Are my masterbation habits bad”
Only on Thursday
“How can I test if my son is gay”
Put him in the closet and see if he comes out
“My girlfriend has a lazy eye and is always looking at other women. She we break up”
If you already know the condition, how do you not know that’s the problem?
“Why does steam come out of my vagina”
You’re a robot. That’s the most believable thing I can come up with
“How does sex start”
Just go look at the VHS tapes your dad has in his closet and you’ll find out
“I found my son sleeping with another man, and I think he might be gay”.
…….. Think?
“Is it okay to touch yourself when you hear your parents having sex”
Okay, I think I’ve reached the southern accounts
“My girlfriend farted when we were kissing. Should I break up with her”
Yes. That way, she may date someone with an IQ over 70
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what you learn.
“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But by that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes
“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than
“8===D Is this a shovel or a crying smiley face”
Oh you innocent minded, stupid boy.
“Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach”
Only if you pat your head at the same time
“What does fall 2010 mean”
It’s hard to explain, but you’ll need this extraordinary invention known only as… a calendar
“Help. I can’t take off my mother’s bra and she’ll be home in five minutes”
Well, the worst she’ll think is that you're a crossdresser… and then probably kick the shit out of you
“Can I tell my the smell of my husband’s gas that he has been cheating on me”
Not unless you have the nostrils of a dog… and if you are really dumb enough to smell gas
“Do midgets have night vision”
That explains why Sam Fisher is so goddamn short
“What if the girl who thinks I’m the dad isn’t the mother”
Than the result say, you ARE a dumbass
“How many calories are in a booger”
How much would it take to prevent you from eating it?
“How can I convince my wife to let our hot maid sleep with us at night”
That’s what every guy wants to know
“Can you use plastic food wrapping as a condom for cucumber masterbation”
I’d hate to think what you’d use on an actual penis
“Is throwing your hair in the garbage safe”
No, you have to outgrow your hair. Never cut it. It’s the only way
“What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex”
When he starts humping the teddy bear
“My wife wants to eat her placenta. Is it okay is she is vegan”
I think the better question is “Is your wife mentally stable”
“Is there a spell that can turn me into a mermaid that actually works”
Besides some terrifying fish and human mating….. no
“How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier”
If you’re this serious about salt, just devour an entire salt shaker
“How do I take care of my pet potato”
Give it plenty of water, walks, and try to bath it often, as if it were a real dog
“How can I lose weight without eating”
Starve
“How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry”
Please tell me you are five years old, so I can at the very least have some reason not to slap you
“Is it okay to boil headphones”
Unless you are tired of disposing of them in the garbage, no it is not
“Why is my sperm so powerful”
Because that bit of seaman is going to be Superman one day
“Is it weird that your dog likes to watch me pee”
Yes, it is. You should call the cops for sexual harassment
“I was bitten by a turtle when I was younger. Can I still drink orange juice”
……………………………….. No
“What incantations work best for summoning Jesus”
Try reading the Bible and you may just find out
“Why do my balls smell like ham”
Have you tried bathing?
“How do you get spaghetti stains out of your underwear”
What the fuck were they doing there in the first place?
“Is there any way to make 2+2=5”
I thought this kind of stupidity was only found in cartoons
“My brother has not had his first period yet”
Don’t worry, it’s the same for my brother. I’m still waiting for it to happen, actually.
“How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers”
I think we may have found the dumbest question yet
“HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK”
…………………….. Press capslock
“Girlfriend aint had period since pregnant”
Congratulations on the baby. Though, I am more concerned about the baby, knowing you’re the father
“How to turn computer monitor into mirror”
Try mounting your computer on the wall. You’ll have a stupid looking mirror in no time
“How much listerine does it take to get drunk”
You actually think mouthwash is alcohol?
“Is there anyway to get this popular guy at school to get me pregnant”
Date rape drugs?
“STD from dogs. Is it possible?”
I don’t even want to know why you asked that question
“What is my wife going to think about my black penis on a white body”
If that’s the case, than you have no wife
“How long can a little girl hold her breathe”
Should I be concerned about you and your possibly child molesting nature
“I made Jesus shaped pancakes but burnt them. Am I going to hell”
Yes, of course! You have angered Pancake Jesus! There is no escape now.
“Why does my screen say Bang Bros .com after my son leaves the computer when he is doing homework”
Well, looks like he isn’t learning about the birds and the bees from you
“Why should anyone judge me because I’m missing one tooth. I still have a great personality”.
Well, at least your joyful
“Are my masterbation habits bad”
Only on Thursday
“How can I test if my son is gay”
Put him in the closet and see if he comes out
“My girlfriend has a lazy eye and is always looking at other women. She we break up”
If you already know the condition, how do you not know that’s the problem?
“Why does steam come out of my vagina”
You’re a robot. That’s the most believable thing I can come up with
“How does sex start”
Just go look at the VHS tapes your dad has in his closet and you’ll find out
“I found my son sleeping with another man, and I think he might be gay”.
…….. Think?
“Is it okay to touch yourself when you hear your parents having sex”
Okay, I think I’ve reached the southern accounts
“My girlfriend farted when we were kissing. Should I break up with her”
Yes. That way, she may date someone with an IQ over 70
Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take