Wind: Okay, so, where are we now
(Wind spots Pikachu, Kirby, and Yoshi)
Wind: Well, aren’t these guys adorable…….. What’s the catch
(Kirby sucks up Pikachu and uses lightning bolt on Yoshi)
Wind: Uh-huh. I was expecting something like that
Wind: Okay, so we have the usual roster of characters. And who’s this guy
Mega Man: Hey, I’m Mega Man
Sonic: I’m Sonic
Villager: And I’m villager
Wind: I see. I honestly could care less, but seeing as I have nothing better to do, what are you guys like
Mega Man: Well, I was famous back in the NES era until Capcom stopped making games about me. Ever since then, I have not had a new game since. Hell, I am not even in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3……… (Starts crying)
Sonic: I was once the rival to Mario, before Sega decided to milk my franchise for everything it’s got, weather it was platforming, party games, sports games, RPGs, and even making me fight a genie and the black knight….. Where did I go wrong
Villager: I am just a simple, young villager. I am not as famous, or as well loved as the others. And I am not like them either. I don’t care about your power ups, how many rupees you have, or if you can suck up foes. (Holds axe) ALL I CARE ABOUT IS RIPPING THE STILL BEATING HEART RIGHT OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN CHEST!
Wind: I think this one may be my favorite
Wind: Okay, so, what do we have (Looks at the Items) A barrel (Throws it back, hitting Donkey Kong in the face) A beehive (Throws bee hive at Bowser, with an angry swarm attacking him) A shell (Throws it back, making it chase Lucario before crashing into him) A Bombchu (Throws it back, making it blow up Yoshi) A Bullet Bill (Throws it back, making it hit Olamar) A Drill (Throws it back, hitting Diddy Kong with it) A Fire Flower (Throws it back, setting Rosalina on fire) A Golden Hammer (Throws it back, hitting Jigglypuff in the head with it) A Gooey Bomb (Throws it at Wii Fit Trainer, making it stick to her before it blows up) A Home Run Bat (Throws it back, knocking Luigi miles away) A Master Ball (Throws it back, unleashing Deoxys, which fires lasers at everyone) What, no katanas? What kind of worthless match is this?
Wind: You know (Beats Picchu’s dead corpse with a bat) I love beating the dead corpse of the worst character in the game ever as much as the next guy (Hits Picchu) Which is no guy, but whatever (Hit’s Picchu) But it’s not as fun when there is no one else left to fight (Hits Picchu) In fact. I think I killed just about everyone there is to kill (Looks over at a burning landscape filled with dead bodies) Well, I guess that just means I am the winner.
(Wind spots Pikachu, Kirby, and Yoshi)
Wind: Well, aren’t these guys adorable…….. What’s the catch
(Kirby sucks up Pikachu and uses lightning bolt on Yoshi)
Wind: Uh-huh. I was expecting something like that
Wind: Okay, so we have the usual roster of characters. And who’s this guy
Mega Man: Hey, I’m Mega Man
Sonic: I’m Sonic
Villager: And I’m villager
Wind: I see. I honestly could care less, but seeing as I have nothing better to do, what are you guys like
Mega Man: Well, I was famous back in the NES era until Capcom stopped making games about me. Ever since then, I have not had a new game since. Hell, I am not even in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3……… (Starts crying)
Sonic: I was once the rival to Mario, before Sega decided to milk my franchise for everything it’s got, weather it was platforming, party games, sports games, RPGs, and even making me fight a genie and the black knight….. Where did I go wrong
Villager: I am just a simple, young villager. I am not as famous, or as well loved as the others. And I am not like them either. I don’t care about your power ups, how many rupees you have, or if you can suck up foes. (Holds axe) ALL I CARE ABOUT IS RIPPING THE STILL BEATING HEART RIGHT OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN CHEST!
Wind: I think this one may be my favorite
Wind: Okay, so, what do we have (Looks at the Items) A barrel (Throws it back, hitting Donkey Kong in the face) A beehive (Throws bee hive at Bowser, with an angry swarm attacking him) A shell (Throws it back, making it chase Lucario before crashing into him) A Bombchu (Throws it back, making it blow up Yoshi) A Bullet Bill (Throws it back, making it hit Olamar) A Drill (Throws it back, hitting Diddy Kong with it) A Fire Flower (Throws it back, setting Rosalina on fire) A Golden Hammer (Throws it back, hitting Jigglypuff in the head with it) A Gooey Bomb (Throws it at Wii Fit Trainer, making it stick to her before it blows up) A Home Run Bat (Throws it back, knocking Luigi miles away) A Master Ball (Throws it back, unleashing Deoxys, which fires lasers at everyone) What, no katanas? What kind of worthless match is this?
Wind: You know (Beats Picchu’s dead corpse with a bat) I love beating the dead corpse of the worst character in the game ever as much as the next guy (Hits Picchu) Which is no guy, but whatever (Hit’s Picchu) But it’s not as fun when there is no one else left to fight (Hits Picchu) In fact. I think I killed just about everyone there is to kill (Looks over at a burning landscape filled with dead bodies) Well, I guess that just means I am the winner.
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time