Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway
Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went
Wind: (Locks himself in his house, while Gonado’s try to break in) Man, how did I get into this mess
(10 Seconds Ago)
Wind: (Walks into a small village) Excuse me, you filthy people. Can you point me to the local hotel?
(Present)
Wind: I wasn’t expecting them to be so short tempered
Wind: How much can I get for this
Merchant: About thirty thousand dollars
Wind: Deal (Buys rocket launcher) I wonder when I’ll need to use this
(One Minute Later)
El Gigante: (Walks towards Wind)
Wind: ……. Well that’s new
El Gigante: (Speaks in a mentally disturbed voice) I’m David
Wind: Good for you. Can you like… die now
El Gigante: I want ice cream
Wind: Better. Have a rocket (Aims rocket launcher)
El Gigante: Aww. It’s cute. I’m gonna hug it and squeeze it and name it Ge- (The rocket blows up in his face)
Wind: And I’ll never meet anymore of those guys
Wind: (Walks into a locked room, and see’s Ashley) Oh, sorry. I thought this was the bathroom
Ashley: Oh thank god. Someone is here to save me
Wind: Ha ha ha ha. Okay, listen girl. I hate people. Including you. You just stay here in this locked room. And don’t follow me (Walks out of the room, and Ashley starts following him) No! Stay (Walks off, with Ashley still following him) What are you, a stray dog. Stay here, damn it (She doesn’t)
Wind: (Walks into a room, seeing Dr. Salvador with his chainsaw) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Chief Mendez’s transformation) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Garrador) Fuck that
Wind: (Walking with Ashley) Seriously, are you still following me. Do you want a biscuit or something?
Novistador: (Picks up Ashley and takes her away)
Wind: Eh, I don’t even care. Thank you giant bugs
Novistadors: (Start flying towards Wind)
Wind: (Walks off) Okay, leave me alone now
Wind: (On a boat) Okay, maybe I can leave this place (Stops on a small dock) Okay. Now maybe, I can find a motel (Walks up the docks, revealing he is on a military island filled with Gonado’s) OH GODDAMN IT
Wind: (Pushes a button to open a door)
Regenerator: (On the other side of the door) Hello
Wind: (Pushes the button again
Regenerator: Good-bye (Door closes)
Wind: Okay, time to lea- (Sees Ashley) Oh. It’s you again…. GREAAAAT
Saddler: So, you came
Wind: Uh….. I have no idea who you are
Saddler: You think you can stop me
Wind: I never wanted to be here
Saddler: I will show you my true power (Transforms)
Wind: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING REST
Wind: (On a boat with Ashley) Jesus Christ. I’m surprised I survived that guy
(20 Minutes Ago)
Wind: (Get’s smacked by a leg) Ah (gets thrown across the room) Ouch (Gets bitten) Oh god (Gets stepped on) No! Please! (Saddler picks up an iron beam) Oh, not again (Get’s hit with said beam) AAAHH!
(Present)
Wind: Man, fuck Spain. I’ll just go to Africa next time. Africa can’t have something like that, right?
Ashley: Whatever happened to that other guy who came here
Wind: I have no idea who you are talking about
(Meanwhile)
Leon: Ashley! I’ve come to sa- (Sees the room is empty) Uh… Ashley?
Dr. Salvador: (Walk in and decapitates Leon)
Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went
Wind: (Locks himself in his house, while Gonado’s try to break in) Man, how did I get into this mess
(10 Seconds Ago)
Wind: (Walks into a small village) Excuse me, you filthy people. Can you point me to the local hotel?
(Present)
Wind: I wasn’t expecting them to be so short tempered
Wind: How much can I get for this
Merchant: About thirty thousand dollars
Wind: Deal (Buys rocket launcher) I wonder when I’ll need to use this
(One Minute Later)
El Gigante: (Walks towards Wind)
Wind: ……. Well that’s new
El Gigante: (Speaks in a mentally disturbed voice) I’m David
Wind: Good for you. Can you like… die now
El Gigante: I want ice cream
Wind: Better. Have a rocket (Aims rocket launcher)
El Gigante: Aww. It’s cute. I’m gonna hug it and squeeze it and name it Ge- (The rocket blows up in his face)
Wind: And I’ll never meet anymore of those guys
Wind: (Walks into a locked room, and see’s Ashley) Oh, sorry. I thought this was the bathroom
Ashley: Oh thank god. Someone is here to save me
Wind: Ha ha ha ha. Okay, listen girl. I hate people. Including you. You just stay here in this locked room. And don’t follow me (Walks out of the room, and Ashley starts following him) No! Stay (Walks off, with Ashley still following him) What are you, a stray dog. Stay here, damn it (She doesn’t)
Wind: (Walks into a room, seeing Dr. Salvador with his chainsaw) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Chief Mendez’s transformation) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Garrador) Fuck that
Wind: (Walking with Ashley) Seriously, are you still following me. Do you want a biscuit or something?
Novistador: (Picks up Ashley and takes her away)
Wind: Eh, I don’t even care. Thank you giant bugs
Novistadors: (Start flying towards Wind)
Wind: (Walks off) Okay, leave me alone now
Wind: (On a boat) Okay, maybe I can leave this place (Stops on a small dock) Okay. Now maybe, I can find a motel (Walks up the docks, revealing he is on a military island filled with Gonado’s) OH GODDAMN IT
Wind: (Pushes a button to open a door)
Regenerator: (On the other side of the door) Hello
Wind: (Pushes the button again
Regenerator: Good-bye (Door closes)
Wind: Okay, time to lea- (Sees Ashley) Oh. It’s you again…. GREAAAAT
Saddler: So, you came
Wind: Uh….. I have no idea who you are
Saddler: You think you can stop me
Wind: I never wanted to be here
Saddler: I will show you my true power (Transforms)
Wind: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING REST
Wind: (On a boat with Ashley) Jesus Christ. I’m surprised I survived that guy
(20 Minutes Ago)
Wind: (Get’s smacked by a leg) Ah (gets thrown across the room) Ouch (Gets bitten) Oh god (Gets stepped on) No! Please! (Saddler picks up an iron beam) Oh, not again (Get’s hit with said beam) AAAHH!
(Present)
Wind: Man, fuck Spain. I’ll just go to Africa next time. Africa can’t have something like that, right?
Ashley: Whatever happened to that other guy who came here
Wind: I have no idea who you are talking about
(Meanwhile)
Leon: Ashley! I’ve come to sa- (Sees the room is empty) Uh… Ashley?
Dr. Salvador: (Walk in and decapitates Leon)