Let’s talk about Slim Jesus for a moment. He’s a white guy who's rapping is so bad, he make Vanilla Ice look black. Also, he’s a 100% asshole. Meeting this guy really isn’t all that special. In fact, it isn’t. Meeting this guy is like meeting Hitler. Yeah, he’s famous. But for all the wrong reasons. And that is exactly what my brother did. My brother has a lot of friends around Southwest Ohio, where I happen to live. One of the towns my brother usually visits is Hamilton, which, honestly, makes Middletown look peaceful. The town is filthy, its dangerous, and there are lots of gangs. So, my brother told me that he was with one of his friends at a nearby McDonalds. He and his friends were just talking and laughing, when all of a sudden, guess who shows up? That’s right, it’s the Trying-So-Hard-To-Be-Black-He-Ends-Up-Whiter-Than-Everyone-Else, Slim Jesus. This guy walked in and started treated the McDonalds employees so horribly. He insulted them, asked for food in the rudest way possible, and he looked like a douchebag, sounded like a douchebag, and, I didn’t think was possible, but he found a way to just breathe like a douchebag, as if he was all hot shit. After Slim Jesus left (Again, like a douchebag) My brother described him as, and I quote “Kind of an asshole”. Little did my brother know that, two years later, Slim Jesus would make a fucking awful rap song while waving BB guns around. Though, if you read my other stories, than, yeah, I guess the BB guns scare me. But for the rest of the world, this guy should just go back to the 70s sitcom neighborhood he came from, because you can’t get more caucasian even if you tried.
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time