If you ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started acting like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do you expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look more awesome, or at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no idea why we ever thought this would be fun, but something in our stupid little brains told us to do it, so we did it. And what we got, we pretty much 100% deserved it. So, I decided to turn around, thinking that this wouldn’t hurt so bad… Obviously, I was a stupid little shit. My brother then aimed the gun, and he fired right into my goddamn back. Let me tell you, if I hadn’t broken my foot (That’s another story) I would say this is the worst pain I had ever felt in my life. It hurt so fucking bad, and I cried like a little bitch. But hey, you would too if you got hit with one of those. Trust me. So, after sniveling like a little dumbass for thirty minutes, we decided to look for the bullet. And for some reason, we never found it. After that, my brother decided to look at my back, and let tell you, I was not expecting this. What my brother found was, and I am not making this up, was that the BB bullet was lodged deep into my skin. You could see the damn thing under my skin. Looked like something out of a horror movie. We both began freaking the fuck out, and for good reason. I wanted to tell my parents, but my brother was worried he’d get his ass beat so badly, and for good reason. And I was at least smart enough to know that he didn’t mean to get a bullet stuck in my back. So, we both agreed to never tell our parents about this ever. Now, that would have been a good thing, IF! it wasn’t for the fact that I STILL have the bullet in my back. I’ve had this thing in my back for over four years and I still treat it like a part of my body. Yeah, it’s fucked up, but what can I do. Thankfully, it hasn’t done anything bad for me, so thank god for that. Though it does hurt if you press on it REALLY hard, but you need to be pushing it like you are intending to hurt me, so it rarely hurts. But I still love fucking with my brother about that. Oh, the look on his face when I threaten to tell our parents. Totally worth getting shot.
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..