Let me tell you something, when it was my first day in kindergarten, I had no idea what to do. I was didn’t cry like one of my friends, but I can’t say it pleased me too much. So, before I continue, I need to point out that I was five at the time I went here, and I had AWFUL social skills. I did not know how to act around people, especially girls. So, naturally, it would make sense that this one girl came up to me and started talking to me. This girl was actually kind of cute… You know, for a kindergartner…. Shit, I could possibly go to jail. Anyway, she kept talking about how I looked, and said I looked cute. And, let me remind you, I was pisspoor with talking to girls at that age. Hell, even now, talking to girls is fucking nerve wracking, so I just sat there, and listened, giving this stupid look. So, after that, I then got talked to by this OTHER girl, and she was literally saying the exact same things, like, what the hell. So, again, I gave this stupid look, and I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut. So after that, we went to the music room, and watched a Sesame Street episode involving music (Again, this was kindergarten), and it turns out that both of these girls were in this class. They both than started saying how they liked me, and that they both wanted to date me… In motherfucking kindergarten. Now, usually, my brother is the one who gets all the girls. He even lost his virginity at the age of fifteen. But me, I had two girls attracted to me in motherfucking kindergarten. Sure, my brother probably gets that now, but did he get it in kindergarten? No. Sadly though, like I said, I was an anti-social dumbass. I didn’t get any of these signs, and I thought they were just speaking to me. I heard words coming out, but I didn’t get any of it. These girls tried complimenting me, they tried holding my hand. They even tried kissing me, but I was such a stupid shit, that I completely ignored them. It didn’t take until first grade that they realized what a stupid asshole I was, and they just decided that they should be friends and ignore me. And that was the end of my pimping days… If only I knew how to, I may be as cool as my brother. Now I’m just a nerd in high school who only went on one date to Olive Garden. And that date was with my grandmother, but that’s a different story
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time