Welcome to the second article for my ten halloween related lists. Today, we’ll be looking at something that is beyond this world. That’s right, we’ll be talking about aliens. Aliens have been around for years, and people are so mesmerized by them, that they have been trying to prove that they are real for years. Their just like ghosts (That is a list for another time). So, naturally, with their growing popularity, they have been put into countless movies, videogames, and TV shows. They’re as common in the media as zombies (Again, a list for another time). So, lets look at these extraterrestrial creatures, and see which ones made this list. Rules as usual. Only one alien per franchise, only from what I have seen or played, and I am also including entire races on this list. With that said, lets start the list.
#10: Keroro from Sgt. Frog
When a group of aliens come to your planet and wish to take over the world, what do you do. Make them your slave and have them clean the house. That is exactly what happened to Keroro. Keroro is a frog like alien who constantly has to clean the house of Natsumi, but the thing is, at this state, he is completely different. When he came to earth, his intentions were to take over the planet, but now that he is a slave to earthlings, he basically became a pathetically hilarious character, constantly watching Gundam, and being friendly to everyone he meets. However, he could go back to being a typical world-conquering alien, but that usually ends with him turning back to his usual self. Even though he is pretty pathetic at taking over the world, he is still a very funny character, and I never get tired of seeing this guy’s actions.
#9: Mudokons from Oddworld
Hey, what do you know, friendly aliens. Remember when those were a thing and when they didn’t want to kill humans? Ha ha ha ha- But seriously though, the Mudokons are probably the farthest thing from threatening. They are a race of aliens that have been enslaved by a powerful alien race known as the Glukkons, who use the Mudokons to produce their meat to help make them money. But once the animals that is used to make the meat goes extinct, the Glukkons decide to turn the Mudokons into their meat. This soon leads to Abe, one of the Mudokons, to save his brethren and stop the Glukkons. The Mudokons are known for having very shaman like magic, able to control things from a distance, and even mind-control enemies to attack each other. The Mudokons are very peaceful and love nature, yet they can be pretty mean if you get on their bad side. But, I already touched upon that in my bad ending video. The Mudokons are still a very great race, or at least they would be if they weren’t a bunch of pushovers.
#8: Tripods from War of the World
Oh my god. I remember watching this movie when I was seven, and these tripods scared the hell out of me. Just look at the picture. Appearance alone makes these things look threatening, but the nightmares get started when you consider the sound they make. OH GOD, THE SOUND! Just try listening to it, and you will be at the very least disturbed. Not to mention, their laser beams that they fire out of the eye of the machine disintegrated people, and leaves nothing but their clothes. Not to mention they have a red plant from their planet which they us fertilize with humans. I mean dear god, this is like something out of a horror movie- Oh right. So, why the hell are these things so low? Simple. They were killed by germs… REALLY! You died because you were sensitive to colds. That’s like saying the only way to defeat Kefka from Final Fantasy VI was by simply splashing a bit of water on him. God knows Wizard of Oz and the god forsaken Signs movie did it. Whatever, at least the Tripods had some cool things about them.
#7: E.T. from E.T the Extraterrestrial
Yeah, I bet you thought every alien on this list was going to be angry, bitter, and evil in one way or another. Well to hell with that, because E.T. is the friendliest you will ever get with an alien. E.T. was left on Earth after he was forgotten by his alien race. This lead to him living with a young boy and his family as they did their best to keep him a secret, because, if you ever have a friendly alien in a movie, the government has to be a dick and take him away. It’s either aliens or the government. Their is never not an antagonist in alien movies. E.T. is able to do tons of things, like building a communication device to his race out of a Speak and Spell. Name any other time the Speak and Spell was used for something that amazing? AND DUBSTEP IS NOT AN ANSWER! E.T. is just a friendly little guy, and if it wasn’t for the god awful Atari game, I would love him.
#6: Korosensei from Assassination Classroom
Because nothing says anime like an alien with tentacles in a classroom… And in Japan, the mandatory uniform for girls is a skirt- Oh god, I really made this sound bad, didn’t I. Don’t worry, their is no tentacle rape in this anime… Unless you're into that kinda stuff, in which case, I’m sure the internet has some of it- ANYWAY! Korosensei is an alien lifeform responsible for blowing up the moon and rendering it to a crescent moon shape. He now threatens that he will do the same to earth in exactly one year, but gives earth a chance to kill him. However, that’s a bit hard, since he moves at mach 20 speed, and can regenerate limbs. He also demands to work at a school for kids who have low grades in order to get them to become better students, so not only is he the greatest threat to earth ever, he is also the greatest teacher ever. Not to mention he’s funny as hell, being a pervert, as well as being horribly embarrassed by his students once they get to know him better. It actually makes me think that is the aliens do come to kill us all, maybe they may be some pretty nice people… Until they do kill us all.
#5: The Thing from The Thing
If there is any kind of horror that interests me, it’s body horror. Just seeing the multiple ways something alien-like can turn the human body into something deadly just by twisting and manipulating the body into different shapes and sizes is very imaginative and fascinating. Reasons why I like Parasyte: The Maxim so much. But back on topic. Thing is a alien that crashed in the Antarctic over a hundred thousand years ago. After being discovered by scientist, it began killing them in dozens of ways. The Thing is a shape shifting alien that can transforms into the very person it killed, making it blend in. Once they team finds out about this, they begin to get paranoid, and turn on each other, not being able to realize what kind of a threat the Thing really is. And to make matter’s worse, The Thing is able to turn its body into anything. From turning it’s stomach into a giant mouth, to creating a walking severed head with crab legs. All I can say is that the Thing is one of the scariest aliens out there… Too bad they screwed it up in the 2011 remake.
#4: Metroids form Metroid
Hey, lets talk about a group of parasitic aliens that have the ability to kill you in seconds, while being near impossible to kill themselves. Fun fact. Metroid is a Nintendo game…. Yep. Metroids were created by the Chozo, an alien race who kept them locked away in order to prevent them from spreading across the galaxy. However, something went wrong, and they began spreading everywhere, becoming an even bigger threat to the galaxy than even the Space Pirates, and that is saying something. What makes the Metroids worse is that there is actually a dozen varieties of these things. If you didn’t think that being sucked of every fluid in your body was bad enough, if you attack them enough times, they can split into even more Metroids. Oh, and then there’s the queen. Not only is she able to produce hundreds of younger Metroids at once, but she can only be killed with, and I am being serious here, One hundred and fifty missiles. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY! I mean, seriously, who else can take that many missiles. No one, that’s who. The Metroids are easily one of the deadliest creatures Nintendo has ever created. Yet, that’s what makes them so awesome.
#3: Zim from Invader Zim
Oh, Invader Zim. What the hell was Nickelodeon thinking when they got rid of you. But, enough about my hatred for modern television. Lets talk about Zim. Zim is an alien who is given one goal in his life. To study the human species in order to take them over. However, as it turns out, he just can’t do it. An alien who sucks at taking over the world. Why does that sound familiar? The real reason he was sent to earth is because his own race can’t stand him and they just wanted to get rid of him. Along with Zim is the fan favorite, GIR, who is a really dumb robot that was pretty much given to Zim so they could get rid of him as well. Zim is basically able to hide from the humans by donning costumes that even Team Rocket would find pathetic, yet just like the idiots of Pokemon, the citizens here believe that Zim is a human. Except for one kid named Dib. Zim is one of the funniest characters ever, and I swear to god, if Nickelodeon doesn’t bring Invader Zim back, I am going to kick the CEO’s ass.
#2: Predators from Predator
Oh man, for an alien to come right out of nowhere, he has got to be one of the biggest badasses I have ever seen as an alien. Predators are known for being deadly creatures, being able to fight and kill all sorts of creatures. However, when they came to earth and tried to mess with Arnold Schwarzenegger and his cheesy one-liners, they should have known they were screwed. These Predators have some guts to go up against Arnold, but with equipment such as thermal scanners, claws, bombs, trip wires, and having the ability to rip out someone’s skull with ease is just incredible. I may not be able to remember much of the Predator movies, but one thing’s for sure, the Predators are just so cool. But, sadly, there is someone even cooler.
#1: Xenomorphs from Alien
Come on, you all knew these things would be number one. I mean, for goodness sake, the word alien is the freaking title of the movie. The aliens are a race of… well, aliens, that have no purpose other than to kill, reproduce, and conquer. That is it. And with their abilities, they do a pretty good job at it. The Xenomorphs are fast aliens with the ability to stab humans with their tails, have a creepy mouth alien shoot out of their mouths to bite people, and they also have acidic blood. Yeah, acidic blood. You know, the stuff that burns people. That’s how deadly they are. Not to mention, they have multiple deadly forms, like Facehuggers grabbing onto a persons face, and lets not forget the infamous Chestbursters, who burst through a person’s chest. And the Queen does not mess around, let me tell you. The Xenomorphs are a race of deadly, black, eyeless creatures, who care nothing but killing and reproducing. They are easily one of the deadliest aliens in the galaxy. And if there is an alien race that is able to go head to head with the goddamn Predators, then they deserve a spot on this list.
Well, there you have it. Did you enjoy the list? Tell me what you thought of it. With that said, I will see you all next time
#10: Keroro from Sgt. Frog
When a group of aliens come to your planet and wish to take over the world, what do you do. Make them your slave and have them clean the house. That is exactly what happened to Keroro. Keroro is a frog like alien who constantly has to clean the house of Natsumi, but the thing is, at this state, he is completely different. When he came to earth, his intentions were to take over the planet, but now that he is a slave to earthlings, he basically became a pathetically hilarious character, constantly watching Gundam, and being friendly to everyone he meets. However, he could go back to being a typical world-conquering alien, but that usually ends with him turning back to his usual self. Even though he is pretty pathetic at taking over the world, he is still a very funny character, and I never get tired of seeing this guy’s actions.
#9: Mudokons from Oddworld
Hey, what do you know, friendly aliens. Remember when those were a thing and when they didn’t want to kill humans? Ha ha ha ha- But seriously though, the Mudokons are probably the farthest thing from threatening. They are a race of aliens that have been enslaved by a powerful alien race known as the Glukkons, who use the Mudokons to produce their meat to help make them money. But once the animals that is used to make the meat goes extinct, the Glukkons decide to turn the Mudokons into their meat. This soon leads to Abe, one of the Mudokons, to save his brethren and stop the Glukkons. The Mudokons are known for having very shaman like magic, able to control things from a distance, and even mind-control enemies to attack each other. The Mudokons are very peaceful and love nature, yet they can be pretty mean if you get on their bad side. But, I already touched upon that in my bad ending video. The Mudokons are still a very great race, or at least they would be if they weren’t a bunch of pushovers.
#8: Tripods from War of the World
Oh my god. I remember watching this movie when I was seven, and these tripods scared the hell out of me. Just look at the picture. Appearance alone makes these things look threatening, but the nightmares get started when you consider the sound they make. OH GOD, THE SOUND! Just try listening to it, and you will be at the very least disturbed. Not to mention, their laser beams that they fire out of the eye of the machine disintegrated people, and leaves nothing but their clothes. Not to mention they have a red plant from their planet which they us fertilize with humans. I mean dear god, this is like something out of a horror movie- Oh right. So, why the hell are these things so low? Simple. They were killed by germs… REALLY! You died because you were sensitive to colds. That’s like saying the only way to defeat Kefka from Final Fantasy VI was by simply splashing a bit of water on him. God knows Wizard of Oz and the god forsaken Signs movie did it. Whatever, at least the Tripods had some cool things about them.
#7: E.T. from E.T the Extraterrestrial
Yeah, I bet you thought every alien on this list was going to be angry, bitter, and evil in one way or another. Well to hell with that, because E.T. is the friendliest you will ever get with an alien. E.T. was left on Earth after he was forgotten by his alien race. This lead to him living with a young boy and his family as they did their best to keep him a secret, because, if you ever have a friendly alien in a movie, the government has to be a dick and take him away. It’s either aliens or the government. Their is never not an antagonist in alien movies. E.T. is able to do tons of things, like building a communication device to his race out of a Speak and Spell. Name any other time the Speak and Spell was used for something that amazing? AND DUBSTEP IS NOT AN ANSWER! E.T. is just a friendly little guy, and if it wasn’t for the god awful Atari game, I would love him.
#6: Korosensei from Assassination Classroom
Because nothing says anime like an alien with tentacles in a classroom… And in Japan, the mandatory uniform for girls is a skirt- Oh god, I really made this sound bad, didn’t I. Don’t worry, their is no tentacle rape in this anime… Unless you're into that kinda stuff, in which case, I’m sure the internet has some of it- ANYWAY! Korosensei is an alien lifeform responsible for blowing up the moon and rendering it to a crescent moon shape. He now threatens that he will do the same to earth in exactly one year, but gives earth a chance to kill him. However, that’s a bit hard, since he moves at mach 20 speed, and can regenerate limbs. He also demands to work at a school for kids who have low grades in order to get them to become better students, so not only is he the greatest threat to earth ever, he is also the greatest teacher ever. Not to mention he’s funny as hell, being a pervert, as well as being horribly embarrassed by his students once they get to know him better. It actually makes me think that is the aliens do come to kill us all, maybe they may be some pretty nice people… Until they do kill us all.
#5: The Thing from The Thing
If there is any kind of horror that interests me, it’s body horror. Just seeing the multiple ways something alien-like can turn the human body into something deadly just by twisting and manipulating the body into different shapes and sizes is very imaginative and fascinating. Reasons why I like Parasyte: The Maxim so much. But back on topic. Thing is a alien that crashed in the Antarctic over a hundred thousand years ago. After being discovered by scientist, it began killing them in dozens of ways. The Thing is a shape shifting alien that can transforms into the very person it killed, making it blend in. Once they team finds out about this, they begin to get paranoid, and turn on each other, not being able to realize what kind of a threat the Thing really is. And to make matter’s worse, The Thing is able to turn its body into anything. From turning it’s stomach into a giant mouth, to creating a walking severed head with crab legs. All I can say is that the Thing is one of the scariest aliens out there… Too bad they screwed it up in the 2011 remake.
#4: Metroids form Metroid
Hey, lets talk about a group of parasitic aliens that have the ability to kill you in seconds, while being near impossible to kill themselves. Fun fact. Metroid is a Nintendo game…. Yep. Metroids were created by the Chozo, an alien race who kept them locked away in order to prevent them from spreading across the galaxy. However, something went wrong, and they began spreading everywhere, becoming an even bigger threat to the galaxy than even the Space Pirates, and that is saying something. What makes the Metroids worse is that there is actually a dozen varieties of these things. If you didn’t think that being sucked of every fluid in your body was bad enough, if you attack them enough times, they can split into even more Metroids. Oh, and then there’s the queen. Not only is she able to produce hundreds of younger Metroids at once, but she can only be killed with, and I am being serious here, One hundred and fifty missiles. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY! I mean, seriously, who else can take that many missiles. No one, that’s who. The Metroids are easily one of the deadliest creatures Nintendo has ever created. Yet, that’s what makes them so awesome.
#3: Zim from Invader Zim
Oh, Invader Zim. What the hell was Nickelodeon thinking when they got rid of you. But, enough about my hatred for modern television. Lets talk about Zim. Zim is an alien who is given one goal in his life. To study the human species in order to take them over. However, as it turns out, he just can’t do it. An alien who sucks at taking over the world. Why does that sound familiar? The real reason he was sent to earth is because his own race can’t stand him and they just wanted to get rid of him. Along with Zim is the fan favorite, GIR, who is a really dumb robot that was pretty much given to Zim so they could get rid of him as well. Zim is basically able to hide from the humans by donning costumes that even Team Rocket would find pathetic, yet just like the idiots of Pokemon, the citizens here believe that Zim is a human. Except for one kid named Dib. Zim is one of the funniest characters ever, and I swear to god, if Nickelodeon doesn’t bring Invader Zim back, I am going to kick the CEO’s ass.
#2: Predators from Predator
Oh man, for an alien to come right out of nowhere, he has got to be one of the biggest badasses I have ever seen as an alien. Predators are known for being deadly creatures, being able to fight and kill all sorts of creatures. However, when they came to earth and tried to mess with Arnold Schwarzenegger and his cheesy one-liners, they should have known they were screwed. These Predators have some guts to go up against Arnold, but with equipment such as thermal scanners, claws, bombs, trip wires, and having the ability to rip out someone’s skull with ease is just incredible. I may not be able to remember much of the Predator movies, but one thing’s for sure, the Predators are just so cool. But, sadly, there is someone even cooler.
#1: Xenomorphs from Alien
Come on, you all knew these things would be number one. I mean, for goodness sake, the word alien is the freaking title of the movie. The aliens are a race of… well, aliens, that have no purpose other than to kill, reproduce, and conquer. That is it. And with their abilities, they do a pretty good job at it. The Xenomorphs are fast aliens with the ability to stab humans with their tails, have a creepy mouth alien shoot out of their mouths to bite people, and they also have acidic blood. Yeah, acidic blood. You know, the stuff that burns people. That’s how deadly they are. Not to mention, they have multiple deadly forms, like Facehuggers grabbing onto a persons face, and lets not forget the infamous Chestbursters, who burst through a person’s chest. And the Queen does not mess around, let me tell you. The Xenomorphs are a race of deadly, black, eyeless creatures, who care nothing but killing and reproducing. They are easily one of the deadliest aliens in the galaxy. And if there is an alien race that is able to go head to head with the goddamn Predators, then they deserve a spot on this list.
Well, there you have it. Did you enjoy the list? Tell me what you thought of it. With that said, I will see you all next time
Conglaturation, everyone, Due to finally coming over to my club and abandoning all your religions and morality to do so, we have finally reached 1000 articles on this entire club. I appreciate the dedication you all put into this club and all the effort that goes into it. You guys are what keeps this club from ending up like that silly MLP club- Cold and dead. So, I just want to say that, this isn't just a conglaturation to me. No, this is a conglaturation to everyone who posted articles and conglaturation to everyone who keeps this club alive with forums, videos, images, polls, questions, links, quizzes, (NOT WIKIS), and comments on the wall. You guys are great. Thank you. Now let's increase our sweatshop levels of hard work so we can created another 1000. I look forward to it
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ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
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TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..