Wind: (Sitting on couch) ……….. I feel like I haven’t done anything in a while
(Door bell rings)
Wind: (Opens the door)
Girl: Hello, Wi- (Wind slams the door)
Wind: (Turns around, then sees the girl is behind him, and he turns only to run into the door and fall onto the ground)
Girl: It’s nice to see you too, Wind
Wind: How the fuck did you get into my house
Girl: I have the keys to the house
Wind: Why the hell are you here. Shouldn’t you be in Minnesota?
Girl: Well, mom and dad finally let me come to see you
Wind: Oh, you mean the same parents that disowned me and made me live with grandma and grandpa, who were on their deathbeds in the time they let me live with them, and I had to eat the rats to survive when I was still in middle school?
Girl: Yep
Wind: …… Hannah, can you just go away
Hannah: Nope. I have decided to stay here since the school year ends, so I am here until the end of the school year
Wind: ….. But the school year is going to start tomorrow
Hannah: I know. I just need to get this form into a teacher (Shows him form) And I will be a student at your school
Wind: (If she sends in that form, I am royally fucked. I just gotta take it from her tomorrow before she gives it to anyone)
Hannah: And don’t think about giving it to anyone. Because you know what I can do (Clenches fist) Don’t forget I still know the Death Punch technique
Wind: Yeah, whatever
(The next day)
Wind: (Walking to school) (Okay, I just gotta take the paper out of her hand, and destroy it) Hey, Hannah, can I see your form for school again
Hannah: Why
Wind: I just want to make sure you got everything written down
Hannah: I’m not an idiot, Wind. I know you are going to snatch it out of my hand
Wind: Why would I snatch it out of your hand
Hannah: (Holds up form) Because if I send this to the school and get accepted, it will be the end of your life. I know how your little brain functions
Wind: (While she holds it up, he gently touches it, then snatches it right out of her hand, and runs to the school)
Hannah: HEY (Runs after him)
Wind: (Keeps running, as he is trying to outrun Hannah) (I just gotta tear this thing to pieces as soon as I am safe)
Hannah: (Sprints toward him)
Wind: Oh damn, she’s fast (Keeps running)
Hannah: (Speeds up to where she is right next to him)
Wind: Oh shit
Hannah: Hand over the form or I’ll show you no mercy
Wind: Better idea (Sweeps kicks Hannah and she lands on her feet) Ha, showed that bitch (Realizes that he was in the school halls the entire time, with everyone watching)
Student 1: Oh my god, he tripped a girl
Student 2: Shame on him
Wind: Oh come on, this girl is fine
Hannah: (Sits there, and begins to cry)
Wind: Oh come on, you’re faking it. I used to punch you in the face all the time, and you wouldn’t feel a thing
Student 1: You punches her
Student 2: That bastard
Student 3: What kind of sick man is he
Wind: See, this is why I don’t have friends in this stupid fucking school
Hannah: He has been doing this for so long. I only came here to meet my dear brother, and all he does is hurt me
Student 1: You tripped your own sister
Student 2: People like that guy make me sick
Wind: Oh shut up. What the hell can a bunch of idiotic students that think “gay” is the ultimate comeback gonna do
(Later)
Wind: (Tied to a chair by the students, as he has a pieces of cloth tied over his mouth as the students pour water on it, making him choke)
Teacher: (Walks over to see this) What is going on
Student: This kid tripped his own sister
Teacher: Wait, you can’t just do that
Wind: (Oh thank god)
Teacher: (Hands them his cup of coffee) Use this. It burns much more
Wind: (OH FUCK YOU) (They pour the coffee on his face, making it burn)
Hannah: (Walks in, and talks to Wind) Well, looks like I got accepted. And it looks like we’ll be having the same classes together. Isn’t that great brother
Wind: (Screams in muffled agony)
(Door bell rings)
Wind: (Opens the door)
Girl: Hello, Wi- (Wind slams the door)
Wind: (Turns around, then sees the girl is behind him, and he turns only to run into the door and fall onto the ground)
Girl: It’s nice to see you too, Wind
Wind: How the fuck did you get into my house
Girl: I have the keys to the house
Wind: Why the hell are you here. Shouldn’t you be in Minnesota?
Girl: Well, mom and dad finally let me come to see you
Wind: Oh, you mean the same parents that disowned me and made me live with grandma and grandpa, who were on their deathbeds in the time they let me live with them, and I had to eat the rats to survive when I was still in middle school?
Girl: Yep
Wind: …… Hannah, can you just go away
Hannah: Nope. I have decided to stay here since the school year ends, so I am here until the end of the school year
Wind: ….. But the school year is going to start tomorrow
Hannah: I know. I just need to get this form into a teacher (Shows him form) And I will be a student at your school
Wind: (If she sends in that form, I am royally fucked. I just gotta take it from her tomorrow before she gives it to anyone)
Hannah: And don’t think about giving it to anyone. Because you know what I can do (Clenches fist) Don’t forget I still know the Death Punch technique
Wind: Yeah, whatever
(The next day)
Wind: (Walking to school) (Okay, I just gotta take the paper out of her hand, and destroy it) Hey, Hannah, can I see your form for school again
Hannah: Why
Wind: I just want to make sure you got everything written down
Hannah: I’m not an idiot, Wind. I know you are going to snatch it out of my hand
Wind: Why would I snatch it out of your hand
Hannah: (Holds up form) Because if I send this to the school and get accepted, it will be the end of your life. I know how your little brain functions
Wind: (While she holds it up, he gently touches it, then snatches it right out of her hand, and runs to the school)
Hannah: HEY (Runs after him)
Wind: (Keeps running, as he is trying to outrun Hannah) (I just gotta tear this thing to pieces as soon as I am safe)
Hannah: (Sprints toward him)
Wind: Oh damn, she’s fast (Keeps running)
Hannah: (Speeds up to where she is right next to him)
Wind: Oh shit
Hannah: Hand over the form or I’ll show you no mercy
Wind: Better idea (Sweeps kicks Hannah and she lands on her feet) Ha, showed that bitch (Realizes that he was in the school halls the entire time, with everyone watching)
Student 1: Oh my god, he tripped a girl
Student 2: Shame on him
Wind: Oh come on, this girl is fine
Hannah: (Sits there, and begins to cry)
Wind: Oh come on, you’re faking it. I used to punch you in the face all the time, and you wouldn’t feel a thing
Student 1: You punches her
Student 2: That bastard
Student 3: What kind of sick man is he
Wind: See, this is why I don’t have friends in this stupid fucking school
Hannah: He has been doing this for so long. I only came here to meet my dear brother, and all he does is hurt me
Student 1: You tripped your own sister
Student 2: People like that guy make me sick
Wind: Oh shut up. What the hell can a bunch of idiotic students that think “gay” is the ultimate comeback gonna do
(Later)
Wind: (Tied to a chair by the students, as he has a pieces of cloth tied over his mouth as the students pour water on it, making him choke)
Teacher: (Walks over to see this) What is going on
Student: This kid tripped his own sister
Teacher: Wait, you can’t just do that
Wind: (Oh thank god)
Teacher: (Hands them his cup of coffee) Use this. It burns much more
Wind: (OH FUCK YOU) (They pour the coffee on his face, making it burn)
Hannah: (Walks in, and talks to Wind) Well, looks like I got accepted. And it looks like we’ll be having the same classes together. Isn’t that great brother
Wind: (Screams in muffled agony)
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time