Cody: Hey, She-Fag, how’s it going
Cody’s Sister: I got a name, Cody. It’s Nicole
Cody: Whatever, She-Fag. Anyway, you remember the party we agreed on
Nicole: No, you agreed on it, and I said it was a stupid idea. Then you got so mad, that you started huffing paint thinner, and then decided to call all your friends and tell them we had a party tonight, even though I specifically told you not to call them
Cody: …… So, yes, you do remember?
Nicole: For all the wrong reasons, yes. And, everything about this is a wrong reason
Cody: Awesome, now-
(Later that night)
Cody: Lets get this party started (People cheer and start partying)
(Meanwhile)
Wind: (On PC, playing “Harvester”) Oh, if only child murder was legal.
(Meanwhile)
Cody: (Playing beer pong) This game is fun
Some Guy: Hey, guys. Look at this (Draws a penis on the face of an unconscious man, and everyone, except Nicole, laughs)
Nicole: I swear to god, Cody, you are just like a giant tumor
Cody: Is that because I smell like licorice
Nicole: ………
Cody: You know what we need
Nicole: Serious mental help?
Cody: Fuck no. We need a guy who can smash people heads in. That way, we can beat up some people here
Nicole: Why.. Did you huff paint thinner again
Cody: Of course not, I only breathed it in
Nicole: Oh dear go- And where would you even find someone like that
Cody: …………
Nicole: He wouldn’t even come
Cody: ……….. (Sends a picture of the unconscious man with a penis drawn on his face to Wind)
(Literally 5 seconds later)
Wind: (Pikes up baseball bat, puts it in the trunk of a car, gets in car and drives down road) (I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU, CODY)
(Later)
Wind: (Walks into the party) Oh god. What is this, a “Lord of the Flies” play (Walks over to Nicole) Where is he
Nicole: If your talking about the guys who find the male reproductive organ funny, they are in the bathroom
Wind: Does it look like I give a FUCK! about genitalia
Nicole: (Oh thank god, a sane person) Oh, in that case, Cody is upstairs, about to jump off the roof and into the pool
Wind: Thank you
Nicole: Oh, and one more thing
Wind: What
Nicole: Break his goddamn kneecaps
Wind: Gladly
(Later)
Cody: I’m the king of the world
Wind: …… On second thought, lets just see how this ends
Cody: (Jumps off the roof and tries to land in the pool, but ends up breaking his legs)
Wind: (Laughs) HA HA HA! OH GOD, JUST LOOK AT HIS LEGS! I CAN LITERALLY SEE THE BONE STICKING OUT! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HIS LEGS LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF WET SPAGHETTI NOODLES! OH GOD, THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY! (Sighs) ……. Oh, Cody, if you send me a picture of genitalia drawn on a mans face, I’ll chop off your fingers and force you to eat them
(The Next Day)
Nicole: So, Cody, what did you learn
Cody: (In a wheelchair) Absolutely nothing
Nicole: Of course
Cody’s Sister: I got a name, Cody. It’s Nicole
Cody: Whatever, She-Fag. Anyway, you remember the party we agreed on
Nicole: No, you agreed on it, and I said it was a stupid idea. Then you got so mad, that you started huffing paint thinner, and then decided to call all your friends and tell them we had a party tonight, even though I specifically told you not to call them
Cody: …… So, yes, you do remember?
Nicole: For all the wrong reasons, yes. And, everything about this is a wrong reason
Cody: Awesome, now-
(Later that night)
Cody: Lets get this party started (People cheer and start partying)
(Meanwhile)
Wind: (On PC, playing “Harvester”) Oh, if only child murder was legal.
(Meanwhile)
Cody: (Playing beer pong) This game is fun
Some Guy: Hey, guys. Look at this (Draws a penis on the face of an unconscious man, and everyone, except Nicole, laughs)
Nicole: I swear to god, Cody, you are just like a giant tumor
Cody: Is that because I smell like licorice
Nicole: ………
Cody: You know what we need
Nicole: Serious mental help?
Cody: Fuck no. We need a guy who can smash people heads in. That way, we can beat up some people here
Nicole: Why.. Did you huff paint thinner again
Cody: Of course not, I only breathed it in
Nicole: Oh dear go- And where would you even find someone like that
Cody: …………
Nicole: He wouldn’t even come
Cody: ……….. (Sends a picture of the unconscious man with a penis drawn on his face to Wind)
(Literally 5 seconds later)
Wind: (Pikes up baseball bat, puts it in the trunk of a car, gets in car and drives down road) (I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU, CODY)
(Later)
Wind: (Walks into the party) Oh god. What is this, a “Lord of the Flies” play (Walks over to Nicole) Where is he
Nicole: If your talking about the guys who find the male reproductive organ funny, they are in the bathroom
Wind: Does it look like I give a FUCK! about genitalia
Nicole: (Oh thank god, a sane person) Oh, in that case, Cody is upstairs, about to jump off the roof and into the pool
Wind: Thank you
Nicole: Oh, and one more thing
Wind: What
Nicole: Break his goddamn kneecaps
Wind: Gladly
(Later)
Cody: I’m the king of the world
Wind: …… On second thought, lets just see how this ends
Cody: (Jumps off the roof and tries to land in the pool, but ends up breaking his legs)
Wind: (Laughs) HA HA HA! OH GOD, JUST LOOK AT HIS LEGS! I CAN LITERALLY SEE THE BONE STICKING OUT! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HIS LEGS LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF WET SPAGHETTI NOODLES! OH GOD, THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY! (Sighs) ……. Oh, Cody, if you send me a picture of genitalia drawn on a mans face, I’ll chop off your fingers and force you to eat them
(The Next Day)
Nicole: So, Cody, what did you learn
Cody: (In a wheelchair) Absolutely nothing
Nicole: Of course
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time