I apologize for the delay on this one, I got really addicted to playing Paper Mario 64. XD But here it is, part two of my top 10 most hated songs!
Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED IT WOULD BE OUT YESTERDAY! D:
Me: Wait, what? I never said that.........
Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED! D:
Me: Are you TONE DEAF!? I JUST said I neve-
Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED! D:
Me: ...................... Tell me, what's your favorite candy? >:)
Random Obnoxious Person: Uh, mint chocolate, I guess. :P
Me: I HOPE YOU LIKE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER! >:D DIE BITCH!!!!
*TV Static o___O*
So uh, yeah. Part two. Enjoy. :P
#6. All Of Me: John Legend (2013)
In the words of a wise person, YOU'D REALLY THINK THAT PEOPLE WOULD'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SILLY LOVE SONGS.
Seriously, this is the most overrated song of 2013, hands down. People say this song is sweet and romantic and beautiful and MY FUCKING GOD.
The only thing this song did to me was put me to sleep, it's so BORING! It's not romantic, it's not beautiful, it's not sweet, IT'S CLICHE AND BORING.
This song takes EVERY love cliche and makes it into a song. I'm not even joking.
And the lyrics? Haha, seriously, get a load of this. I swear to god these are the actual lyrics.
"What would I do without your smart mouth? Drawing me in, and you kicking me out."
Wait, what the fuck? I NEVER heard ANYBODY use smart-mouth as a compliment before. Seriously, do you even know how to use that phrase?
Also, your girlfriend is a PRICK.
"My head's underwater! But I'm breathing fine"
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK?
"You're my end and my beginning. Even when I lose I'm winning."
So, uh, you're referring to time itself? And when you lose with her you still win somehow I guess what THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!?
"How many times do I have to tell you? Even when you're crying you're beautiful too!"
So crying makes a person less physically attractive? Also, why are you saying that in a mad tone? AND WHY DOES THIS SONG MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER!?
REN AND STIMPY MADE MORE SENSE THAN THIS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I WATCHING!?
AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST SONGS OF 2013!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
In conclusion, WHAT..... THE...... HELL. This song has no point, no purpose, no beginning or end.
The lyrics are TERRIBLE, the song is extremely boring, and every single line is not only cliche, but PAINFUL.
THE ONLY THING THIS SONG MADE ME FEEL WAS TIRED! SERIOUSLY JOHN LEGEND, THIS IS YOUR MAGNUM OPUS!? YOU USED TO BE SO AWESOME!
Ugh.... Moving on. Trust me guys, it only gets worse from here. o____O
#5. The Fox: Ylvis (2013)
This song's success pisses me off the most, Seriously, over 534 million views and HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of likes.
At first I thought I was going to like this song. I gave it a chance. Everybody in the seventh grade was talking about it, so I checked it out.
"It's funny and awesome! :D" They said. "You'll love it! ^___^" They said.
I hated it. So much. This was the only thing people were talking about in 2013. It frustrates me so much.
You have no idea how much this song enrages me. It's a giant unpolished waste of talent. This melody doesn't deserve to exist.
But hey, you know what everyone else says! :D If you don't have something nice to say, SCREAM IT OUT THROUGH A MEGAPHONE IN OUR POOR VIRGIN EARS!
It all started when a student asked the question: "What does the fox say? :D"
And the rest is history.
Eventually this song was made, and it went viral. EVERYWHERE.
It didn't matter where you lived, it didn't matter if you went to school or not, we ALL got infected by this song.
And now onto the song itself.
.............................................................................
Rant time.
WHY DOES THIS SONG EXIST!? WHAT WAS THE POINT, WHO WERE THEY AIMING FOR!? DID THEY SERIOUSLY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?
THIS SONG IS THE MOST ANNOYING SATAN SPAWN OF A MELODY I'VE EVER HAD TO SIT THROUGH. THE ENTIRE THING IS JUST THREE MINUTES AND FOURTY-FOUR SECONDS OF EAR-BLEEDING INSANITY AND IT NEVER EVER ENDS!
THIS SONG MAKES JASON DERULO FEEL BAD! IT'S ON IT'S OWN SCALE OF BADNESS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I'D RATHER SLAUGHTER MY ARTERIES WITH A BATTLEAXE THAN LISTEN TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT! JUST WHY!?
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF 2013 WAS NOTHING BUT THIS SONG. IT WAS EVERYWHERE AND I HAD TO LISTEN TO IT WHAT MUST'VE BEEN AT LEAST THIRTY FUCKING TIMES!
And the worst part? Haha, this is only number five.
Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.
#4. We Built This City: Starship (1985)
Hahahahaha..... Seriously guys, this is what we have representing 1985? *Giggles*
Holy shit, this was number one for 1985? Oh my god, my sides...... :D
This is the most laughably bad song of all time. It's not enjoyably bad, but.... But.........
Were they HIGH when they made this? I legitimately want to know, no joke.
Oh man..... This song makes me laugh more than anything. And looking back at it after all these years, MAN does it hold up to it's legendary title of badness.
It's like when you're friend is drunk as hell and then he says: "IMMA GOINTA MAKA SONGG! :D *Trips*"
It may sound like a good catchy song, but don't let that fool you. This song's lyrics aren't just bad, they don't just make no sense, they make me question my life decisions.
It may sound like I DON'T actually hate this song at all, but there's one HUGE reason why I do.
This is the song that makes me feel like people nowadays are psychotic. Seriously, this song, before it was known to be terrible, WON AWARDS OUT THE FUCKING ASS.
It won tons of "Best Song Of The Year" trophies and completely ANNIHILATED the 1985 competition, WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
I KID YOU NOT, THIS SONG PLACED NUMBER ONE FOR 1985 IN ALL REGIONS. THAT IS 100% GRADE A GUARANTEED BULLSHIT AT IT'S FINEST.
THIS SONG EVEN BEAT TEARS FOR FEARS, TAKE ON ME, AND AXEL F! HOLY SHIT!
It pisses me off to see SO many classics completely OBLITERATED by this piece of fucking SHIT!
Actually, I take that back. That is an insult to shit.
Anyways, I think you get it by now. This song took over 1985 and it remains one of my most hated years of all time, even though I wasn't in it.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED STARSHIP, YOU TERRIBLE SONS OF BITCHES!
But not even Starship at it's worst can compare to the final three of this list. These three songs ARE SO INSULTINGLY BAD AND GOD-AWFUL THAT THEY MAKE JESUS CHRIST REGRET MAKING HUMANITY.
Stay tuned for part three where we tackle the three songs I hate more than any other.
Oh. Boy.
(Thanks for reading part two of my Top 10 Most Hated Songs Ever. Don't forget to fan and comment, and I'll see you in part three.)
(I'm not going to lie, I didn't try as hard on this one. Don't get me wrong, I thought LONG and HARD about the entries before making part one so it's not like I'm lying about the songs, but I wasn't exactly in a great mood while doing this one. Don't worry though, part three will be awesome, and I guarantee it. ;D)
Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED IT WOULD BE OUT YESTERDAY! D:
Me: Wait, what? I never said that.........
Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED! D:
Me: Are you TONE DEAF!? I JUST said I neve-
Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED! D:
Me: ...................... Tell me, what's your favorite candy? >:)
Random Obnoxious Person: Uh, mint chocolate, I guess. :P
Me: I HOPE YOU LIKE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER! >:D DIE BITCH!!!!
*TV Static o___O*
So uh, yeah. Part two. Enjoy. :P
#6. All Of Me: John Legend (2013)
In the words of a wise person, YOU'D REALLY THINK THAT PEOPLE WOULD'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SILLY LOVE SONGS.
Seriously, this is the most overrated song of 2013, hands down. People say this song is sweet and romantic and beautiful and MY FUCKING GOD.
The only thing this song did to me was put me to sleep, it's so BORING! It's not romantic, it's not beautiful, it's not sweet, IT'S CLICHE AND BORING.
This song takes EVERY love cliche and makes it into a song. I'm not even joking.
And the lyrics? Haha, seriously, get a load of this. I swear to god these are the actual lyrics.
"What would I do without your smart mouth? Drawing me in, and you kicking me out."
Wait, what the fuck? I NEVER heard ANYBODY use smart-mouth as a compliment before. Seriously, do you even know how to use that phrase?
Also, your girlfriend is a PRICK.
"My head's underwater! But I'm breathing fine"
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK?
"You're my end and my beginning. Even when I lose I'm winning."
So, uh, you're referring to time itself? And when you lose with her you still win somehow I guess what THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!?
"How many times do I have to tell you? Even when you're crying you're beautiful too!"
So crying makes a person less physically attractive? Also, why are you saying that in a mad tone? AND WHY DOES THIS SONG MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER!?
REN AND STIMPY MADE MORE SENSE THAN THIS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I WATCHING!?
AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST SONGS OF 2013!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
In conclusion, WHAT..... THE...... HELL. This song has no point, no purpose, no beginning or end.
The lyrics are TERRIBLE, the song is extremely boring, and every single line is not only cliche, but PAINFUL.
THE ONLY THING THIS SONG MADE ME FEEL WAS TIRED! SERIOUSLY JOHN LEGEND, THIS IS YOUR MAGNUM OPUS!? YOU USED TO BE SO AWESOME!
Ugh.... Moving on. Trust me guys, it only gets worse from here. o____O
#5. The Fox: Ylvis (2013)
This song's success pisses me off the most, Seriously, over 534 million views and HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of likes.
At first I thought I was going to like this song. I gave it a chance. Everybody in the seventh grade was talking about it, so I checked it out.
"It's funny and awesome! :D" They said. "You'll love it! ^___^" They said.
I hated it. So much. This was the only thing people were talking about in 2013. It frustrates me so much.
You have no idea how much this song enrages me. It's a giant unpolished waste of talent. This melody doesn't deserve to exist.
But hey, you know what everyone else says! :D If you don't have something nice to say, SCREAM IT OUT THROUGH A MEGAPHONE IN OUR POOR VIRGIN EARS!
It all started when a student asked the question: "What does the fox say? :D"
And the rest is history.
Eventually this song was made, and it went viral. EVERYWHERE.
It didn't matter where you lived, it didn't matter if you went to school or not, we ALL got infected by this song.
And now onto the song itself.
.............................................................................
Rant time.
WHY DOES THIS SONG EXIST!? WHAT WAS THE POINT, WHO WERE THEY AIMING FOR!? DID THEY SERIOUSLY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?
THIS SONG IS THE MOST ANNOYING SATAN SPAWN OF A MELODY I'VE EVER HAD TO SIT THROUGH. THE ENTIRE THING IS JUST THREE MINUTES AND FOURTY-FOUR SECONDS OF EAR-BLEEDING INSANITY AND IT NEVER EVER ENDS!
THIS SONG MAKES JASON DERULO FEEL BAD! IT'S ON IT'S OWN SCALE OF BADNESS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I'D RATHER SLAUGHTER MY ARTERIES WITH A BATTLEAXE THAN LISTEN TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT! JUST WHY!?
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF 2013 WAS NOTHING BUT THIS SONG. IT WAS EVERYWHERE AND I HAD TO LISTEN TO IT WHAT MUST'VE BEEN AT LEAST THIRTY FUCKING TIMES!
And the worst part? Haha, this is only number five.
Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.
#4. We Built This City: Starship (1985)
Hahahahaha..... Seriously guys, this is what we have representing 1985? *Giggles*
Holy shit, this was number one for 1985? Oh my god, my sides...... :D
This is the most laughably bad song of all time. It's not enjoyably bad, but.... But.........
Were they HIGH when they made this? I legitimately want to know, no joke.
Oh man..... This song makes me laugh more than anything. And looking back at it after all these years, MAN does it hold up to it's legendary title of badness.
It's like when you're friend is drunk as hell and then he says: "IMMA GOINTA MAKA SONGG! :D *Trips*"
It may sound like a good catchy song, but don't let that fool you. This song's lyrics aren't just bad, they don't just make no sense, they make me question my life decisions.
It may sound like I DON'T actually hate this song at all, but there's one HUGE reason why I do.
This is the song that makes me feel like people nowadays are psychotic. Seriously, this song, before it was known to be terrible, WON AWARDS OUT THE FUCKING ASS.
It won tons of "Best Song Of The Year" trophies and completely ANNIHILATED the 1985 competition, WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
I KID YOU NOT, THIS SONG PLACED NUMBER ONE FOR 1985 IN ALL REGIONS. THAT IS 100% GRADE A GUARANTEED BULLSHIT AT IT'S FINEST.
THIS SONG EVEN BEAT TEARS FOR FEARS, TAKE ON ME, AND AXEL F! HOLY SHIT!
It pisses me off to see SO many classics completely OBLITERATED by this piece of fucking SHIT!
Actually, I take that back. That is an insult to shit.
Anyways, I think you get it by now. This song took over 1985 and it remains one of my most hated years of all time, even though I wasn't in it.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED STARSHIP, YOU TERRIBLE SONS OF BITCHES!
But not even Starship at it's worst can compare to the final three of this list. These three songs ARE SO INSULTINGLY BAD AND GOD-AWFUL THAT THEY MAKE JESUS CHRIST REGRET MAKING HUMANITY.
Stay tuned for part three where we tackle the three songs I hate more than any other.
Oh. Boy.
(Thanks for reading part two of my Top 10 Most Hated Songs Ever. Don't forget to fan and comment, and I'll see you in part three.)
(I'm not going to lie, I didn't try as hard on this one. Don't get me wrong, I thought LONG and HARD about the entries before making part one so it's not like I'm lying about the songs, but I wasn't exactly in a great mood while doing this one. Don't worry though, part three will be awesome, and I guarantee it. ;D)
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time