This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting next to her. They were going to collect more ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice day out, or wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do you have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I SAID GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant day showing Zecora around Pornstarville, and then you show up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen you shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will you get down from there before you hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, you did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
Rainbow Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do you know dat?!
Rainbow Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: You know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were you driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned by GM. What's the difference?
Rainbow Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What questions did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
Rainbow Dash: How were those questions stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid question number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid question number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask you a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do you want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at you for eight seconds non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard you were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are you talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and you should consider yourself lucky to have friends like them. They helped me perform surgery on you after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did you shoot me?
Zecora: Because you were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: You must be blind, or something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did you shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare you away man. I thought you were trying to kill those five idiots you claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let you go with a warning. If you ever try to hurt me, or the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a list of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* You will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that you didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to move back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of you readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting next to her. They were going to collect more ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice day out, or wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do you have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I SAID GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant day showing Zecora around Pornstarville, and then you show up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen you shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will you get down from there before you hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, you did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
Rainbow Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do you know dat?!
Rainbow Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: You know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were you driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned by GM. What's the difference?
Rainbow Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What questions did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
Rainbow Dash: How were those questions stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid question number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid question number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask you a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do you want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at you for eight seconds non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard you were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are you talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and you should consider yourself lucky to have friends like them. They helped me perform surgery on you after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did you shoot me?
Zecora: Because you were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: You must be blind, or something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did you shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare you away man. I thought you were trying to kill those five idiots you claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let you go with a warning. If you ever try to hurt me, or the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a list of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* You will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that you didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to move back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of you readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End