School Boy: Great. Late again (Walks out) Okay, master, I’m leaving
Drunk Master: (Jumps out of a pile of beer cans) Oh, okay. Here (Hands Wind toast)
School Boy: …… What is this?
Drunk Master: It’s toast. All late students need to eat toast on the way to school
School Boy: Actually, I already ate-
Drunk Master: EAT THE F**KING TOAST
(Later)
School Boy: (Runs with toast in his mouth)
Perverted Friend: Hey confusing as hell Japanese name #1
School Boy: Hello, confusing as hell Japanese name #2
Perverted Friend: Hey, look, it’s that girl you like
Love Interest: (Runs to school, with her breasts bouncing uncontrollably)
Perverted Friend: (His nose bleeds, and he gets launched backwards)
School Boy: Hello, Lucy
Love Interest: I’m the only one with a normal name
Antagonist: Hello, enemy (Adjusts glasses)
School Boy: Hello, you
Antagonist: I hate you because plot (Adjusts glasses)
School Boy: Well I hate you too
Antagonist: Good (Adjusts glasses)
(Later)
School Boy: (Sits in the back of class, looking out the window)
Teacher: (Hits desk with ruler) Pay attention. Just because my teachings has nothing to do with the plot, that doesn’t mean you can just look out the window and fantasies about your life
(Later)
School Boy: (Walks over to the girl) Hey, Lucy
Love Interest: My name is still normal
School Boy: So, I was wondering if you’d like to- (Perverted Friend, still bleeding out his nose, bumps into School Boy and he lands into her breasts)
Love Interest: …. Are you okay
School Boy: (Muffled, with a large bead of sweat) I’m fine, yes.
Random Guy: I have super powers (Turns super saiyan)
Random Guy 2: I have a giant robot (Pilots a mech)
Random Guy 3: Why are my eyes so big
(Random ending song plays while the characters walk into the sunset, while the singer sings in Japanese about friendship)
(Later)
Wind: … Anime is so weird…. (Watches more of it)
Drunk Master: (Jumps out of a pile of beer cans) Oh, okay. Here (Hands Wind toast)
School Boy: …… What is this?
Drunk Master: It’s toast. All late students need to eat toast on the way to school
School Boy: Actually, I already ate-
Drunk Master: EAT THE F**KING TOAST
(Later)
School Boy: (Runs with toast in his mouth)
Perverted Friend: Hey confusing as hell Japanese name #1
School Boy: Hello, confusing as hell Japanese name #2
Perverted Friend: Hey, look, it’s that girl you like
Love Interest: (Runs to school, with her breasts bouncing uncontrollably)
Perverted Friend: (His nose bleeds, and he gets launched backwards)
School Boy: Hello, Lucy
Love Interest: I’m the only one with a normal name
Antagonist: Hello, enemy (Adjusts glasses)
School Boy: Hello, you
Antagonist: I hate you because plot (Adjusts glasses)
School Boy: Well I hate you too
Antagonist: Good (Adjusts glasses)
(Later)
School Boy: (Sits in the back of class, looking out the window)
Teacher: (Hits desk with ruler) Pay attention. Just because my teachings has nothing to do with the plot, that doesn’t mean you can just look out the window and fantasies about your life
(Later)
School Boy: (Walks over to the girl) Hey, Lucy
Love Interest: My name is still normal
School Boy: So, I was wondering if you’d like to- (Perverted Friend, still bleeding out his nose, bumps into School Boy and he lands into her breasts)
Love Interest: …. Are you okay
School Boy: (Muffled, with a large bead of sweat) I’m fine, yes.
Random Guy: I have super powers (Turns super saiyan)
Random Guy 2: I have a giant robot (Pilots a mech)
Random Guy 3: Why are my eyes so big
(Random ending song plays while the characters walk into the sunset, while the singer sings in Japanese about friendship)
(Later)
Wind: … Anime is so weird…. (Watches more of it)