You know, I made quite a lot of fans on Fanpop…… So lets lose every single last one of them in one fail swoop. Now, there are a lot of fandoms. Sure, a lot of people look at them as terrible and annoying idiots that are lost in their own little world, but, they aren’t nothing compared to the worst fandoms ever. Now, if you are a fan to these things, I am not saying that you are a terrible person, or an annoying person. I am just talking about those more hardcore fans who will defend their opinion like it’s a goddamn fort. Now, with that said, let’s start the list.
#5: Anime - Now, yes, I do like anime, so I may be hypocritical. But, here is the thing. Anime fans look at Japan like it is the most royal country in the world and say that Anime is the best animation ever, while America is just a bunch of garbage. Okay, while I do like anime, no, that is not true. America can make some good shows, and they are even making good shows right now. And anime can fuck up too. Just look at School Days. A perfect example that even anime can fuck up at times. Oh, and lets not forget that anime started a pornography genre called hentai……. Do I need to keep on going
#4: Pokemon - Now, sure, I love Pokemon, and I do have a lot of games and merchandise. The Pokemon fans are just so hard to agree with, as they are always having arguments about who is the better Pokemon, which is the better Pokemon game, why no one can just agree that Hey You, Pikachu sucks balls. Everyone in this fandom needs to start a fucking flame war just to decide who is the best Pokemon. I mean, what the fuck is the point of being a fan of the same thing if everyone in it argues. Oh, and then there is Pokephilia, which is pornography of Pokemon… Get used to seeing porn in these fandoms, because it will happen a lot.
#3: Five Night’s At Freddy’s - Now, I actually do like the story that the creator of these games have mad and he is a real genius for thinking this up….. Too bad he also created one of the worst fandoms of our generation. I’m not even kidding. Everywhere you look, people are shoving FNAF’s shit right in your fucking face, saying how it is the best horror game ever. Oh yeah, a game like Silent Hill, where you go and explore a town filled with monsters that are based of psychological trauma’s, doesn’t even come close to a game where a bear yells in your face. I swear, if I see one more Freddy x Bonnie fanfic, I’m gonna smash my fucking head through the computer.
#2: My Little Pony - Now, don’t get me wrong, the show is great. I love it’s charm, characters, and humor…. But the fanbase is so goddamn annoying. Everywhere you look, Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Google, Tumblr, 4Chan, Ebay, Amazon, XBox Live, at school, at work, at the store, at the fucking DMV, people are always talking about it. And I swear to god, if I hear someone say Brohoof, Love and tolerate, or somepony one more fucking time, I’m gonna stab myself in the fucking gut. They are also starting wars with haters, but I already talked about that before, so I’ll just say it’s super annoying. Oh, and then there are cloppers……………………. Moving on
#1: Sonic the Hedgehog - Oh my god… Now, Sonic games….. I don’t hate them. Sure, there are some bad ones, but there are also some good ones. They are pretty fun, and I do like the series… But the fanbase? No fucking way can I stand them. What makes the fanbase so goddamn annoying is that, no matter what Sega hands them over to please them, the fans will instantly hate it for the smallest thing on it. “Oh, you’re making Sonic the Hedgehog 4, but it has Amy as a character- NOPE, BAD GAME! THIS GAME SUCKS”. “Oh, you’re going to make a Sonic game where Sonic has a new form. NOPE, THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE”. “Oh, you’re finally making Sonic Adventure 3, the game we have been asking for for years, but now Sonic has green shoes instead of red shoes. FUCK THIS GAME! 0/10!”. Oh, and of course, there has to be Rule 34 images. Of course. No bad fandom is complete without Rule 34 images.
So, there you have it. I hope that I didn’t piss off all of you people out there too much. And with that, I will see you all next time
#5: Anime - Now, yes, I do like anime, so I may be hypocritical. But, here is the thing. Anime fans look at Japan like it is the most royal country in the world and say that Anime is the best animation ever, while America is just a bunch of garbage. Okay, while I do like anime, no, that is not true. America can make some good shows, and they are even making good shows right now. And anime can fuck up too. Just look at School Days. A perfect example that even anime can fuck up at times. Oh, and lets not forget that anime started a pornography genre called hentai……. Do I need to keep on going
#4: Pokemon - Now, sure, I love Pokemon, and I do have a lot of games and merchandise. The Pokemon fans are just so hard to agree with, as they are always having arguments about who is the better Pokemon, which is the better Pokemon game, why no one can just agree that Hey You, Pikachu sucks balls. Everyone in this fandom needs to start a fucking flame war just to decide who is the best Pokemon. I mean, what the fuck is the point of being a fan of the same thing if everyone in it argues. Oh, and then there is Pokephilia, which is pornography of Pokemon… Get used to seeing porn in these fandoms, because it will happen a lot.
#3: Five Night’s At Freddy’s - Now, I actually do like the story that the creator of these games have mad and he is a real genius for thinking this up….. Too bad he also created one of the worst fandoms of our generation. I’m not even kidding. Everywhere you look, people are shoving FNAF’s shit right in your fucking face, saying how it is the best horror game ever. Oh yeah, a game like Silent Hill, where you go and explore a town filled with monsters that are based of psychological trauma’s, doesn’t even come close to a game where a bear yells in your face. I swear, if I see one more Freddy x Bonnie fanfic, I’m gonna smash my fucking head through the computer.
#2: My Little Pony - Now, don’t get me wrong, the show is great. I love it’s charm, characters, and humor…. But the fanbase is so goddamn annoying. Everywhere you look, Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Google, Tumblr, 4Chan, Ebay, Amazon, XBox Live, at school, at work, at the store, at the fucking DMV, people are always talking about it. And I swear to god, if I hear someone say Brohoof, Love and tolerate, or somepony one more fucking time, I’m gonna stab myself in the fucking gut. They are also starting wars with haters, but I already talked about that before, so I’ll just say it’s super annoying. Oh, and then there are cloppers……………………. Moving on
#1: Sonic the Hedgehog - Oh my god… Now, Sonic games….. I don’t hate them. Sure, there are some bad ones, but there are also some good ones. They are pretty fun, and I do like the series… But the fanbase? No fucking way can I stand them. What makes the fanbase so goddamn annoying is that, no matter what Sega hands them over to please them, the fans will instantly hate it for the smallest thing on it. “Oh, you’re making Sonic the Hedgehog 4, but it has Amy as a character- NOPE, BAD GAME! THIS GAME SUCKS”. “Oh, you’re going to make a Sonic game where Sonic has a new form. NOPE, THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE”. “Oh, you’re finally making Sonic Adventure 3, the game we have been asking for for years, but now Sonic has green shoes instead of red shoes. FUCK THIS GAME! 0/10!”. Oh, and of course, there has to be Rule 34 images. Of course. No bad fandom is complete without Rule 34 images.
So, there you have it. I hope that I didn’t piss off all of you people out there too much. And with that, I will see you all next time