Now, there are a lot of movies out there that are insanely funny. You have Caddyshack, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and of course all of the Monty Python movies. But, then there are THOSE comedy movies. The ones that rely too much on jokes that are not even close to funny and wouldn’t even make a two-year-old laugh. So, I want to tell you the comedy movies that made me feel like an idiot. Now, there aren’t much rules with this list, so I’ll stop wasting time and get on with the list
#10: Kickin’ it Old Skool - You know you’re reading a GREAT list when the first movies best joke is a hobo that pisses himself. The plot of this movie is that a kid from the eighties wakes up from a coma and tries to beat his old rival in a dance off. Now, this set up, other than being fucking stupid, makes no sense and really isn’t necessary, because they do less of actually getting to the dance off and more of giving off pointless pop culture references and making fun of the mentally challenged. Yep, they mock the mentally challenged. Were only at #10 people. Get used to movies doing shit like that
#9: The Love Guru - Now, this movie is just… stupid. All this movie does is show Mike Myers behave to things like a fucking five-year-old. Also, if you thought making fun of the disabled was bad, how about making fun of the whole Hindu religion. That is what this movie does, and it doesn’t even do it right. This is just a terrible movie that was so bad, that it actual destroyed Mike Myers career. Yes, the same guy that started in Shrek and Austin Powers was ruined by this atrocity. That’s how unfunny this movie was.
#8: Cat in the Hat - Now, while I found The Grinch to be…. okay, The Cat in the Hat was a complete and utter disaster. This takes one of the most beloved and well known characters from one of the greatest children's stories of all time, and turns him into a foul mouthed, sex crazed idiot that causes trouble for everyone around him. This movie takes what Dr. Suess made to be a timeless classic and just shits all over it. I swear, I can just hear Dr. Suess turning in his grave, knowing that his wonderful books are being turned into this ungodly abomination
#7: Dumb and Dumber To - Now, the first one was on levels of meh, but the second one? Yeah, we all know how crappy this one was. I mean, sweet mother of god. This is the kind of movie that you would probably show your children… if you hated them, that is. This movie is as braindead as the two main characters, and it knows its jokes are terrible. Hell, it’s jokes are so goddamn atrocious, that this movie actually tries to steal jokes from the first movie in an attempt to be funny. That is not at all how you try to be funny. If they made their own jokes, they probably still would have sucked, but at least they’d be original. But no, Dumb and Dumber To isn’t even that.
#6: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo - Adam Sandler, you're off the hook for this list. You're just as awful friend, however, earns his spot on this list with THIS disaster. First off, this movie is a sequel to a film that wasn’t even that good. Secondly, this is a murder mystery movie, so I should be all over that… right? Well, no, they don’t even care about, and it is ruined since this movie is penis joke galore. I’m not kidding, every single fucking joke is a goddamn penis joke. Also, they mock people with OCD, saying that they are a bunch of freaks who basically do things like slap themselves when people sneeze, scream when there's a siren, and can’t touch doorknobs…. You can’t even to begin how horrible wrong that is, and, as a person with OCD, how fucking offended I am.
#5: White Chicks - You know this movie is bad when TeamFourStar’s Hellsing Ultimate Abridged insults it, and that series was only shown on the internet. This movie however, got a major budget and was sold on DVDs… FOR MONEY! This… comedy, tries far too hard to try and appeal to guys with its action and girls with its drama, when really, it appeals to fucking no one. Also, thanks to all the make-up, this movie is less of a comedy and more of a goddamn horror movie. I mean seriously, it looks like a rejected alien costume from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Seriously, kill those things with fire
#4: Vampire’s Suck - Now, I tried to avoid putting any Jason Fritzberg movies from my Worst Movies I’ve Seen list on this list. Thankfully, ALL Fritzberg movies are awful. Vampires Suck is no exception. This movie tries way too hard to parody the Twilight movies, and… my god, I didn’t think I could say this, but… The original Twilight movies were better than this shit. Yes, I said it. This movie is THAT bad. It tries way too hard to use a bunch of pop culture references. That is the problem with Fritzberg movies. Pop culture. It’s not funny, it’s never been funny, and it’s never gonna be funny. Same with Fritzberg movies, and this one is a perfect example. Just leave movie parodies to people on the internet. They obviously do a better job than you, Fritzberg.
#3: Biodome - Now, this movie was so bad and so unfunny that Nostalgia Critic actually says its right up there in the Top Ten Worst Movies ever list. Yeah, it’s that bad. This is easily one of Pauly Shore's worst performances, and when you compare it to his other movies, that is REALLY saying something. This is just one of those movies that seemed like it was made by those idiots in high school who thought that being a dickhead was funny, when really, everyone just wanted to watch them get crushed by the school bus. This movie is more annoying than funny, and that is the worst thing a comedy film can do
#2: Master of Disguise - Oh great… a Happy Madison movie. You know.. the guys that thought that Eight Crazy Nights was a great thing to release to the public… You can tell I don’t like Master of Disguise. All this movie does is brings Dana Carvey’s career to as low as it can possibly go. It is just annoying, having to hear all of the goddamn awful actors try to be funny when really, they are just a bunch of shitty actors who make fucking rocks look like they are the cast of the fucking Lord of the Rings. Seriously, this movie's supposed best joke is Carvey acting like a turtle. You can’t make this shit up. That’s honestly what they did.
#1: Freddy Got Fingered - Fuck this movie. No, I’m not even gonna try to mention the problems straight out. This is the worst comedy I have ever fucking seen. If I had seen it sooner, it easily would have made my Top Ten Worst Movies list. It is THAT bad. First off, this movie was written, directed, and starring Tom Green. Wow, I haven’t seen narcissism like that since The Room with Tommy Wiseau. So, this movie is about a guy who tries to write TV shows (Oh god, why do I have to unknowingly do the same things in life with idiots from terrible movies), and he comes up with a plan to get rid of his abusive father. He lies saying that he molested his brother. Yes, all of the jokes are like this. You see him fondling a horse penis, spraying his dad with elephant seaman, wearing a deer carcass as a jacket, and swings a fucking newborn baby around by its umbilical cord. Critics everywhere have called this one of the worst, if not THE WORST movie ever. Can you fucking blame them. This movie is just a fucking sickening disaster and it needs to die in a pit. Fuck this movie
So, there you have it. Did you enjoy the list? Tell me what you thought of it below. With that, I will see you all next time
#10: Kickin’ it Old Skool - You know you’re reading a GREAT list when the first movies best joke is a hobo that pisses himself. The plot of this movie is that a kid from the eighties wakes up from a coma and tries to beat his old rival in a dance off. Now, this set up, other than being fucking stupid, makes no sense and really isn’t necessary, because they do less of actually getting to the dance off and more of giving off pointless pop culture references and making fun of the mentally challenged. Yep, they mock the mentally challenged. Were only at #10 people. Get used to movies doing shit like that
#9: The Love Guru - Now, this movie is just… stupid. All this movie does is show Mike Myers behave to things like a fucking five-year-old. Also, if you thought making fun of the disabled was bad, how about making fun of the whole Hindu religion. That is what this movie does, and it doesn’t even do it right. This is just a terrible movie that was so bad, that it actual destroyed Mike Myers career. Yes, the same guy that started in Shrek and Austin Powers was ruined by this atrocity. That’s how unfunny this movie was.
#8: Cat in the Hat - Now, while I found The Grinch to be…. okay, The Cat in the Hat was a complete and utter disaster. This takes one of the most beloved and well known characters from one of the greatest children's stories of all time, and turns him into a foul mouthed, sex crazed idiot that causes trouble for everyone around him. This movie takes what Dr. Suess made to be a timeless classic and just shits all over it. I swear, I can just hear Dr. Suess turning in his grave, knowing that his wonderful books are being turned into this ungodly abomination
#7: Dumb and Dumber To - Now, the first one was on levels of meh, but the second one? Yeah, we all know how crappy this one was. I mean, sweet mother of god. This is the kind of movie that you would probably show your children… if you hated them, that is. This movie is as braindead as the two main characters, and it knows its jokes are terrible. Hell, it’s jokes are so goddamn atrocious, that this movie actually tries to steal jokes from the first movie in an attempt to be funny. That is not at all how you try to be funny. If they made their own jokes, they probably still would have sucked, but at least they’d be original. But no, Dumb and Dumber To isn’t even that.
#6: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo - Adam Sandler, you're off the hook for this list. You're just as awful friend, however, earns his spot on this list with THIS disaster. First off, this movie is a sequel to a film that wasn’t even that good. Secondly, this is a murder mystery movie, so I should be all over that… right? Well, no, they don’t even care about, and it is ruined since this movie is penis joke galore. I’m not kidding, every single fucking joke is a goddamn penis joke. Also, they mock people with OCD, saying that they are a bunch of freaks who basically do things like slap themselves when people sneeze, scream when there's a siren, and can’t touch doorknobs…. You can’t even to begin how horrible wrong that is, and, as a person with OCD, how fucking offended I am.
#5: White Chicks - You know this movie is bad when TeamFourStar’s Hellsing Ultimate Abridged insults it, and that series was only shown on the internet. This movie however, got a major budget and was sold on DVDs… FOR MONEY! This… comedy, tries far too hard to try and appeal to guys with its action and girls with its drama, when really, it appeals to fucking no one. Also, thanks to all the make-up, this movie is less of a comedy and more of a goddamn horror movie. I mean seriously, it looks like a rejected alien costume from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Seriously, kill those things with fire
#4: Vampire’s Suck - Now, I tried to avoid putting any Jason Fritzberg movies from my Worst Movies I’ve Seen list on this list. Thankfully, ALL Fritzberg movies are awful. Vampires Suck is no exception. This movie tries way too hard to parody the Twilight movies, and… my god, I didn’t think I could say this, but… The original Twilight movies were better than this shit. Yes, I said it. This movie is THAT bad. It tries way too hard to use a bunch of pop culture references. That is the problem with Fritzberg movies. Pop culture. It’s not funny, it’s never been funny, and it’s never gonna be funny. Same with Fritzberg movies, and this one is a perfect example. Just leave movie parodies to people on the internet. They obviously do a better job than you, Fritzberg.
#3: Biodome - Now, this movie was so bad and so unfunny that Nostalgia Critic actually says its right up there in the Top Ten Worst Movies ever list. Yeah, it’s that bad. This is easily one of Pauly Shore's worst performances, and when you compare it to his other movies, that is REALLY saying something. This is just one of those movies that seemed like it was made by those idiots in high school who thought that being a dickhead was funny, when really, everyone just wanted to watch them get crushed by the school bus. This movie is more annoying than funny, and that is the worst thing a comedy film can do
#2: Master of Disguise - Oh great… a Happy Madison movie. You know.. the guys that thought that Eight Crazy Nights was a great thing to release to the public… You can tell I don’t like Master of Disguise. All this movie does is brings Dana Carvey’s career to as low as it can possibly go. It is just annoying, having to hear all of the goddamn awful actors try to be funny when really, they are just a bunch of shitty actors who make fucking rocks look like they are the cast of the fucking Lord of the Rings. Seriously, this movie's supposed best joke is Carvey acting like a turtle. You can’t make this shit up. That’s honestly what they did.
#1: Freddy Got Fingered - Fuck this movie. No, I’m not even gonna try to mention the problems straight out. This is the worst comedy I have ever fucking seen. If I had seen it sooner, it easily would have made my Top Ten Worst Movies list. It is THAT bad. First off, this movie was written, directed, and starring Tom Green. Wow, I haven’t seen narcissism like that since The Room with Tommy Wiseau. So, this movie is about a guy who tries to write TV shows (Oh god, why do I have to unknowingly do the same things in life with idiots from terrible movies), and he comes up with a plan to get rid of his abusive father. He lies saying that he molested his brother. Yes, all of the jokes are like this. You see him fondling a horse penis, spraying his dad with elephant seaman, wearing a deer carcass as a jacket, and swings a fucking newborn baby around by its umbilical cord. Critics everywhere have called this one of the worst, if not THE WORST movie ever. Can you fucking blame them. This movie is just a fucking sickening disaster and it needs to die in a pit. Fuck this movie
So, there you have it. Did you enjoy the list? Tell me what you thought of it below. With that, I will see you all next time